Who told a joke to a fool?

According to legend, a long time ago, a rich farmer lived in Daqingshan, Fengman Township. The rich man has three daughters, more beautiful than flowers, especially the youngest one. The old rich man betrothed his boss to the champion, and his second son married Tan Hua. The boss said she was unhappy. The champion has three wives and four concubines. She has many official duties and often lives alone. The second child said she was unhappy, too. The squire friends in officialdom are busy with many things, but she is a beautiful woman, often alone, with the spring lantern accompanied by the rain. After listening to such rambling words, Lao San thought I wouldn't look for that kind of person. The third child found that the fool who often came to her house to dig dung was honest and took the initiative to strike up a conversation. After a long time, I developed feelings and made uncooked rice. The old rich couple had no choice but to marry them, and the old rich man was ashamed. The third son-in-law was given two seals, one was not allowed to go to his house and the other was not allowed to ask him for money. The fool said, "OK, OK."

The old rich man celebrated his sixtieth birthday, and both his eldest son-in-law and his second son-in-law came to celebrate their birthdays. During the dinner, the eldest son-in-law asked, "Why didn't the third family come?" The old rich man said, "I won't let them come." The eldest son-in-law said, "That won't do! I am the number one scholar, listen to me. " So I asked the bearers to pick up the old couple, and the stupid old couple came happily.

The eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law were annoyed and speechless when they saw that the third son-in-law was stupid. The old rich man wants such a good birthday party for him to eat and drink. It's not worth it. But out of love for his daughter's face, it's not good to drive him off the table directly. Embarrassed for a while, the old rich man came up with an idea and said, "let's have a drinking order and recite poems before meals." Whoever is qualified will drink and eat. " Otherwise, get off the table quickly. "Everyone said yes.

"Early rafters rot first," said the eldest son-in-law. "I'll go first." He faced the willow tree in front of his father-in-law's house and recited:

"The willow in front of the door went to the station and looked down. The leaves on the tree are fresh and beautiful, and the wild birds are in droves. The eagle can't drive them away. "

The old rich man quickly boasted, "Good poem, good poem!" And ordered the second son-in-law and the third son-in-law to follow the rhythm of this poem, otherwise it would be regarded as unqualified. At this time, the second son-in-law had a brainwave and said to the grain depot on the back floor: "Where is the grain depot in the back room? Looking down, the rice in the grain depot is fresh and beautiful, attracting groups of wild rats, and non-old civet cats can't drive it away. "

After hearing this, the old rich man applauded again and again and said, "Drink and eat."

It's time for a fool to recite poems. For one thing, this fool has never been to school, and for another, he has never recited poetry. He doesn't know what poetry is. Besides, the boss and the second son-in-law robbed him of his good things, and he was really speechless at the moment, blushing and thick-necked. At this time, the old woman came into the room, wearing a flower on her head, which touched the inspiration of the fool. Suddenly, half a month ago, when he came to steal the toilet of his father-in-law's house, he found that his father-in-law was having an affair with another rich man in the toilet. The rich man gave her a silver flower and put it obliquely on her head. She looked at her father-in-law and stammered, "When he got to that station, he put down his hand and looked at it. The silver flower on her head is fresh and beautiful, and the savages are attracted in droves. It is impossible for the old man to drive it away. "

The old mother-in-law scolded him when she heard it, and the fool pointed out of the window. "You were in the toilet that day ..."

Hearing this, the old woman was afraid that a fool would expose her, so she rushed forward and said, "My uncle is really talented. Why didn't I see it before? Poetry is really good, hurry to drink and eat. " The old rich man just wanted to get angry, but his wife gave him a hard look and held back. Only fools can eat a good meal.

The old rich man thought, these three sons-in-law are so stupid, what should they do in the future? Then he came up with an idea and offered him twelve taels of silver to go out and learn to speak.

Fools go out to learn words with money on their backs. Just out of the village, I saw a man sawing willows by the river. The river is full of mud and there is no place to sit. The man said to himself, "There is no place to sit when sawing willows by the river." The fool thinks this sentence is very nice, so he leaned over. "Eldest brother, eldest brother, what did you say?" The tree sawer was upset and threw the tree at the fool: "I don't have time to talk to you." "Eldest brother, eldest brother, you tell me, I will give you two pieces of silver." When the tree saw heard about the money, he quickly repeated what he just said and explained it again.

The fool paid and walked on. Walking, I met some people who built bridges. Some people say to use one piece of wood, others say to use two pieces, and there are endless arguments. An old man came over and said, "Double bridges are easy to walk, but single trees are hard to walk." When a fool hears this, his handwriting is also quite good. He hurried forward to ask, but the old man was gone. He asked someone else and nobody told him. The fool was helpless and said, "I will give two pieces of silver to whoever tells me." A man jumped out of the crowd at once, took the money first, and then said this to him.

The fool went forward again and saw a family building a house on the beam. There is a bend on the beam, and the carpenter said, "The bow bends upward for a long time." The fool felt very fresh after listening to it, so he asked the carpenter to say it again to strengthen his memory. The carpenter didn't say, the fool paid two taels of silver, and the carpenter repeated it several times.

Walking through the village, I saw an old cow trapped in a mud pit, and a group of people were watching. After a long time, someone in the crowd shouted, "Don't look lively, pull up your legs and tails!" " "So a group of people rushed up and pulled the cow out. The fool deeply feels that this sentence is really useful. He forgot what he heard, so he went forward for advice. No one will tell him. It took a fool another two pieces of silver to learn this sentence.

When the fool saw that it was dark, he hurried home to find the village head. A family drove the donkey home, and the donkey ran around, but it just didn't enter the circle door. The master shouted, "Stamp your feet! Poke! Where is the old donkey going? " The donkey listened to his master's call and entered the circle obediently. The fool saw this sentence and thought it was really useful. Be sure to remember it. I quickly handed him two taels of silver and asked Bishop Donkey to give him a hand twice before telling him behind his back. The twelve taels of silver that my father-in-law gave him was spent, and the fool learned five sentences and went home happily.

Speaking of my mother-in-law's birthday, it's another family reunion. The old rich man thought, I gave my third son-in-law twelve taels of silver to let him learn to speak. After such a long time, he should have learned almost everything. Don't be passive this year, and don't wait for your eldest son-in-law to lift the sedan chair, so I informed the fool before the meeting.

The old mother-in-law's birthday banquet is set, and the fool has arrived. As soon as he saw that the table was full of people and there was no room for him, he immediately spoke: "There are willows in the river, but there is no place to sit." The old father-in-law thought: silver is not wasted. So he quickly ordered someone to give up his seat to his uncle. The fool sat down and saw only one chopstick in front of him. He added, "Double bridges are easy to walk, but single trees are hard to walk." The old father-in-law thought: the fool is much smarter. Hurriedly ordered the servant: "Bring chopsticks for uncle." Everything went well during dinner. The old rich man was building three rooms, and the carpenter felt that there was a big bend in the beam, so he came to the old rich man to study what to do. In the conversation between the carpenter and the old rich man, the fool suddenly interjected, "The bow is up, and it takes a long time." The old rich man thought, this sentence is much more valuable than the twelve taels of silver I sent him out to study. He said to the carpenter, "The bow is up." The carpenter said, "Gonta is big." The old rich man said, "I'll go up and have a look." The old rich man climbed to the middle of the beam, and the beam slipped, so the old rich man fell off the beam and fell into the mud of the wall. The fool was in a hurry and shouted, "Don't look at the excitement, pull out your legs and tails." Before anyone could reach out, he got into the mud and dragged the old man out. The old woman thinks this uncle is too shameful. How could she run into the house crying? The fool saw it and thought that the old father-in-law had fallen into the mud. Not only did you not save him, but how did you escape? Immediately shouted: "Poke! Poke! Where is the old donkey going? " His wife was busy covering the fool's mouth to stop him from talking. He grabbed his wife's hand and said, "My father gave me twelve taels of silver to teach him to speak. I told him everything I learned, so it's even. " This is no place for me. When I get home, I will dig shit tomorrow and sell some money to buy you a pair of big shoes. "