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Can you give examples of tampering with idioms and typos in advertisements in your life?

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" can't be delayed, seeking "bitter" food, silently taking "mosquito", "mouth" and "heart" clothes, not reaching "stomach"

Oil is prepared for nothing.

2. Advertisement for household articles: "Riding" is fun, "idling" is a good wife and mother, and hearing "dancing" and "wearing" is endless, so you can "take a bath" at will.

3. Food advertisement: "Turtle" is safe, fresh, fresh, smelly and fragrant in Wan Li.