What steel straight men have you seen who can choke a girl to death in one sentence?

In fact, men can really choke to death if they speak hard. The reason why they don't say that is because they don't want to hurt women's self-esteem. But there are also some straight men who don't worry so much. If they meet the kind of girl they hate, they will directly say something to let the other person have nothing to say. Such a boy is described by many girls as an orphan. It means that they speak too directly, which will hurt the girl's heart and make it difficult to make a girlfriend in the future.

I once heard a couple talking while shopping. At that time, they had a conflict because of a little contradiction. At that time, the girls were thirsty for shopping, so they wanted to buy an ice cream to eat. Boys directly say:? What ice cream do you eat when your figure is like this? ? The girl was unhappy at that time, and then she had an argument with the man.

I feel that these two people must often make this kind of joke at home, but this time it's different. Because the girl was very thirsty and tired, she just wanted an ice cream, but she was choked back by the man's words. In truth, what the man does seems to be too stingy, and it doesn't hurt to eat one ice cream anyway.

jokes between friends must be made in different occasions. If this sentence is said at ordinary times, the woman will definitely not be angry. But the situation was different at that time. The girl was tired and thirsty, and she was definitely in a bad mood.

I also read a particularly funny joke on the Internet, which is the content of a conversation between two couples on WeChat. The man sent a message to the woman, saying that the moon is so round tonight. Where did the woman return to WeChat to say that it was round? The man replied to WeChat that it was as big and round as your face. As a result, the woman returned a string of big bombs to the man.

You will definitely meet such straight men in life. They will speak without speaking, and hit the nail on the head as soon as they speak. I really admire the talent of choking people who don't draft at all.

But I think it's better to talk to someone who hates you. Don't choke on your lover. It's easy to choke yourself back to being a bachelor.