I am a mistress

Text/Yueyue Mushui

My wife had a mistress, and I was cuckolded. There are all kinds of bastards, but the stories of bastards are always similar.

I scratched my heart and wanted to argue. I wanted to cramp and skin my wife, but I couldn't commit a crime. The existence of the law sometimes just gives the timid a silent excuse.

My wife and I have been married for three years, but she has been cheating on me for five years. It sounds like I am a joke, but what makes me even more angry is: I am the mistress!

My wife left, and she was very angry. Before she left, she said: "You bastard Zhang Zhuang, don't think you are looking for a mistress outside. I don't know! Now you want me to cleanse myself and leave the house." , let’s wait and see!”

I am that bastard Zhang Zhuang. I didn’t expect that my behavior would be revealed. I did find the mistress, but I don’t love her, I just covet her youth. body, plump and elastic breasts, is this wrong? What man doesn’t love a walking aphrodisiac? I will still go home and still love her, but she cannot betray me. This is the final conclusion. Women must be loyal.

I turned on the air conditioner, and the cold wind blew, but the fire in my heart was rising. I took the newspaper, flipped it randomly, and kept swearing in my mouth. I kicked the slippers far away one after another, and no one cared whether I came back to change my slippers or not! I took out the cigarettes I had secretly hidden, pieced them together left and right, and made a pack and a half. I'm lying on the sofa, my mission today is to smoke them all, I want to have a good time, no one will fucking care about me anymore!

My wife’s name is Osmanthus fragrans. Is her name vulgar? It’s a common custom, don’t country people get up at whatever they see? But the sweet-scented osmanthus itself is really pretty. I’m talking about the flower, not her! The first time I met Osmanthus was in a small restaurant. She was a waiter and I was a scalper. That day I was beaten up by a buyer because he said that the mobile phone I gave him was a knockoff. In fact, I was just starting out in the industry. I didn’t know so much. I earned him 300 yuan, but he just let me buy it. I lost two thousand. He also hit me, but I didn't fight back because I couldn't commit a crime! Guihua rushed out with a spatula and said to the man, "Don't think that you, a city citizen, can bully others casually! If you hit me again, call the police!"

Guihua is so brave, even though she has a ponytail She wears makeup, but she is much prettier than those women in the city who put on makeup and powder. She is like osmanthus in my heart, full of fragrance, but her body is small and her breasts are small... But I like her, it's true!

I chased her for a long time, using various methods and tricks, and finally tricked her into sleeping with her. She said that I had to take responsibility, and of course I was happy to take responsibility! So Osmanthus became my wife. He has also become my little God of Wealth. Osmanthus Mouth can really say that he has turned me from a person who dumps mobile phones into someone who dumps mobile phones in many shopping malls. I love my job!

But a few days ago, Guihua’s husband came to visit. I’m not talking about me, I’m talking about her real husband!

That day I opened the door and saw a man about my age. He was dressed simply and looked like an honest farmer, so I believed what he said! He brought a bunch of bacon, which he said he had pickled, and a bucket of sesame oil, which he said he had ground. He knows so many things, and I can only pour out my cell phone. He said that Guihua had not been home for a long time, and the elderly at home asked him to come and see her and pick up some things. He also said that the child also missed his mother and asked Guihua to go back and take a look!

He didn’t have the confidence to speak, he stammered, and he didn’t dare to enter. He looked sad and pitiful! But hateful! Because I don’t know how to scold him, let alone how to answer.

I don’t even know what facial expressions to use to express the complexity of my inner emotions?

If I say it out loud, it’s probably like this!

"What? You got married many years ago! What? You have a child over seven years old!? What? You had a child before you even got married? What? Guihuasheng's child I was only 16 years old, so I didn’t get a marriage certificate? What the hell?”

But these Guihua didn’t tell me anything... I just want to know what Guihua is pregnant with now. Whose child is it? This is the nature of men. When uncertain factors cause unstable changes, our thinking must let us start the argument from the beginning! Go to hell! Argument for what? My wife is not my wife! So I told Guihua to get out and didn't give her a penny, because since ancient times there has been no reason for a mistress to pay for it, so I convinced people with my reason!

Osmanthus osmanthus left, and the house was in a mess. No one cooked for me, no one washed my clothes or socks. I had no socks to wear, so I had to put the dirty socks in a row and go out one by one. After smelling it, I picked out the two least smelly clothes and clothes on the bed, so I had no choice but to look at the color. I looked like a giant baby sitting on the sofa with a blank look on my face. I don’t want to call housekeeping because I feel embarrassed and I’m afraid people will ask me where is your wife? I don't want to face this problem.

I want to drink tea, but the tea is made by sweet-scented osmanthus for me. I am rummaging around at home and it is impossible to grow legs! Tea has no legs. I saw the photo album under the tea leaves.

When I was poor, I took Osmanthus in the park and paid three yuan to take a photo. Osmanthus hugged my waist and her head was in my arms. My middle finger on Guihua’s shoulder deliberately touched her chest. Go up, that's when I knew Osmanthus fragrans's chest was empty! But I don't mind because she is beautiful.

My friends and I went boating with her. That day I was pushed into the water by several friends. I pretended to be drowning to tease Guihua. Osmanthus was really anxious and jumped into the water with a splash. Later I rescued her on the boat. She cried and said that I had to die later than her. My heart ached that day and I vowed never to scare her again. The way she cries in the photo is still heartbreaking.

I proposed to her and knelt on the road. Osmanthus covered her face in shame and ran away, with everyone chasing after me. In the photo, both the person being chased and the person pursuing were smiling so happily that day...

There is also only one wedding photo. Osmanthus said: "A woman only needs to be the most beautiful in a man's heart, and she will be the most beautiful." The most beautiful woman in the world only needs one wedding photo. Every time you think about it, you can see the treasure in the old wedding photo!”

Osmanthus is in my heart! The most beautiful woman, this has never changed, she has the mouth to do my business for me, and then she used all her strength on me. I smoked, and she started talking! She said again while I was drinking! She said that I stayed up late and skipped meals. She used to find it really annoying, just like Tang Monk chanting sutras in Wukong's ears. She couldn't hide or run away! But now, I really want someone to say, "Zhang Zhuang, come and eat quickly! Come quickly! Come quickly!..." I don't have to shout so many times, I will definitely come.

But as I was flipping through it, I saw Guihua’s monthly remittance slip to her husband, and I immediately shared the photo. Why am I angry? It's only natural that Osmanthus fragrans be given to someone else's husband, but it's because Xiao San'er is holding the money in her hands to support her husband! Is this the world?

I was so hungry that I went out for a meal, but the food was not as good as Osmanthus’s cooking, to be honest! When I got home, I knew Osmanthus had come back, and the house was clean. The smoky wonderland I created was replaced by the fragrance of jasmine, which is the scent of the air sobering agent that Osmanthus likes. It was so fast, the house was tidied up, but the person was gone. .

I don’t want to see her. I saw a letter left on the table. Women like to play this trick. Every time my mistress wants me to go to her, she will leave a letter saying yes. Leave me! I opened it with disdain, and what I saw was not the word Guihua.

"Hello, Zhang Zhuang, I am the husband of Guihua's hometown. Guihua asked me to bring you food."

Damn, it’s him! I had the nerve to come and bring food, so I opened the refrigerator and threw the sausages and the insulated lunch box from the table out the door! I turned my head and looked at the balcony, and I felt angry. This guy actually washed all my underwear! Be sick! This family is so kind to their mistress!

"I didn't know Osmanthus didn't tell you about the past. I'm here to cause trouble for you this time. Osmanthus and I are childhood relatives. When I was sick when I was a child, Osmanthus married me early and gave me money." Hi, the baby is the baby of my brother and sister-in-law. The two of them went to dig coal, but had an accident and didn't come back, so we raised her. Osmanthus fragrans and I were in name only. The village goddess said that even if we were separated, I would have to call her daughter-in-law. , she also has to recognize me as her husband, otherwise I will be plagued by all kinds of diseases. Osmanthus agreed with us to leave three years ago, and has been taking care of our family for so many years. This time I am here to thank Osmanthus on behalf of my parents, no. It’s a bad idea.”

Damn it! After reading this, I slapped my face in my face and kicked my wife and children out of the house like a bastard! What went through my mind over and over again were the last words Osmanthus said: "Don't think I don't know you are raising a mistress outside!"