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A funny robbery of four people.

What are you two doing tonight?

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No, nothing happened.

That's great. How about going to a barbecue?

I have no money. What about you?

Me too. I have no money.

That's terrible. Then let's get some money.

How come?

We owe the bank, and then we get rich and can barbecue every day.

Sounds good. Which bank is our target?

Bank of China, just opposite my home, we can hide the money in my home.

The amount is too large.

I saw guards with guns.

And secret police with shotguns.

My father told me that they also have tanks in the basement.

All right, all right, let's change the target.

How about the lunch shop opposite the school?

Agreed.

That's good. Just this afternoon, you ran into the store and ran into the man who sold us Mickey ice cream, and then I grabbed the cash and ran away. I'll wait for you in the playground at 6: 30 tonight.

Deal.

What the hell are you doing here? Go back to class. I'll let you stay all afternoon until 5: 30.

Half past five? !

The canteen was closed at that time!

Don't!