Jokes about environmental protection

White mother: Xiao Bai, remember to wash your feet before going to bed. Bai Xiaobai: Mom, why do we have to wash our feet every day? White mother: smelly feet pollute the environment. Aren't you always environmentally friendly ~ Bai Xiaobai: Wrong! I don't wash my feet for environmental protection! Because you don't wash your feet, you can save a lot of hydropower resources and help create a conservation-oriented society. If people all over the country don't wash their feet, they can save130,000 tons of tap water and 325 million kwh of electricity every day. Figuratively speaking, the clean water saved in 3023 days (about 8.28 years) can fill a Three Gorges, and the electricity saved in 260 days is equivalent to the annual power generation of the Three Gorges Power Station. If indirect factors such as sewage treatment, greening and environmental protection are considered again, the saving effect is self-evident. Because you don't wash your feet, the odor generated by foot odor can also produce the following effects: it can be used as a green pesticide, which has miraculous effects on preventing and controlling the four pests in the family, preventing insects in the forest and preventing locusts in the grassland. If the country establishes a personal odor information base similar to fingerprints and cooperates with GPS satellite positioning system, it will play an incomparable and important role in emergency rescue and disaster relief, searching for missing persons and searching for criminal suspects. It will make opponents in the battlefield and sports field have an illusion effect. In sports, China's disappointing events, led by football, are expected to enter the World Cup finals as soon as possible. It will have a far-reaching impact on China's atmospheric circulation, and some disastrous weather such as tornadoes and typhoons that have harmed China for a long time will be greatly reduced. White mother: Yes. # $%. Dizzy.