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I feel tired after climbing the mountain. Talk about the humor of climbing the mountain.

1, you are the highest realm if you are not afraid of floating clouds.

2. If you are really tired, stop and rest by the guardrail next to the stone steps, and sometimes you will think about something. Because this mountain seems to have been forgotten by the city, and no one has come, I am enjoying this peace alone, and I can think about everything and nothing. Silent head walking on this only road, in addition to his rough breathing, sometimes I can hear the breathing of trees, and even feel that they are looking at themselves. Those familiar and unfamiliar eyes, as if in the middle of the city, have different expressions.

3, life is like climbing a mountain, you can only enter, you can't stop, you can't retreat. If you don't climb to the top, you will always be a loser.

4, sad and sad, parting, close to the water, the first month. The Wuchang infinitely grows new willows, and there are no flowers flying on the surface.

How can a climber who has never seen the peak want to reach the top?

6. Those who aspire are also pillars of fame. If you don't stop in difficulties and obstacles, you will reach the mountain.

7. People who are alone can still enjoy the pleasure of leisure. Le Shan Le Shui is different. Quiet people can read books, listen to music, surf the Internet, write, draw and collect various collections. Active people might as well practice dancing, jogging, mountain climbing and swimming. Increase your experience while you are young. Only after experiencing real youth can we turn to the world of concentration.

8. In the process of climbing the mountain, no one cares whether you are easy or difficult. People will only look at the last place you boarded, or despise or look up.

9, mountaineering, climbing risks, looking at the horizon; Tour the lake, listen to the sound of water and remember the beautiful scenery.

10, 30,000 miles of Donghe River flows into the sea, and 5,000 mountains climb skyscrapers. It's another year for the adherents to cry in the dust and look south to Julian Waghann.

1 1, the first person to board is the king, and the last person to board is the minister. There are differences between monarch and minister; The first person to enter the Tao is Mr.; Later, all those who entered the Tao were later generations. Teachers are different from students.

12. Standing on the top of the mountain, you can see the scenery of the small town from a distance, with rows of tall buildings and swaying figures looming. In the distance, the mountains are winding and the white clouds are hazy, giving people infinite reverie. The fields are criss-crossed, and the ponds are rippling.