Tell a funny joke.

While a farmer was plowing the land, an alien came. The alien stretched out three fingers, the farmer's uncle stretched out five fingers, and the alien stretched out his thumb and forefinger. The farmer's uncle held up his thumb, and then they left home. As soon as he got home, the farmer's uncle said to his wife, "Wife, I met an alien who can eat especially." He said he could eat three baked wheat cakes (sticking out three fingers), and I said I could eat five (sticking out five fingers).

The alien returned to the UFO and said to his colleague, "Brother, you don't know! Today, I met a wonderful earthman, "said my colleague. "What's the big deal? Let's talk about Alien Theory again. I said I killed three people today (sticking out three fingers). He said he killed five (sticking out five fingers). I said I was shot (sticking out my thumb and forefinger). He said that he was killed by his thumb. Please accept it ~! ! ! ! ! !