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Want to say a sarcastic word in a circle of friends.

First, you did the right thing, and no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

Second, in this age of promiscuity, a "dear" is at best a hello, and a "invite you to dinner next time" is at best a thank you, so why take it too seriously?

Third, never show your weakness to others, and never tell others about your mess. Because no one will sympathize with you at all, only think you are useless.

Fourth, many things can be met but not sought, and they do not belong to themselves. Why care?

5. What's not appropriate? I'm just very tired. After weighing the pros and cons, I am too lazy to love and want to meet someone better than you.

Six, no money, what do you take to maintain the family, stabilize love, contact friendship, and say nothing? Stop it, everyone is busy.

Seven, rich, get things done! No money, work hard! Snakes don't know their poison, and people don't know their mistakes. Yours is like someone else's candy. It's gone after eating it. And your bad, like a scar, will last forever. This is human nature!

Eight, humble to please others, will only be ignored by others, the world only when you are strong, can you get the attention of others, and only when you are treated equally can you get real respect.

Nine, others pay a little attention to you, you open your heart. You think this is honesty, but it is loneliness. In the end, he was just a clown who entertained himself, leaving a message and hurting his self-esteem.

Don't tell anyone your secret without scruple, because every time you confide your heart, it may become a navigation for others to poke your weakness at some point in the future.