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What is the curriculum of Shandong Institute of Petrochemical Technology?

Dear students, hello! As a battle-hardened and greasy senior, I have to tell you that the schedule of our Shandong Institute of Petrochemical Technology is mysterious!

First of all, the early morning sunshine is all over the campus, about 7 o'clock. At this time, the melodious "tick-tock" sound will ring downstairs in your lovely dormitory. This is the "love alarm clock" specially set for you by our college-loudspeaker broadcast! The college regards you as the apple of its eye, lest you oversleep and miss a beautiful day.

At 8 o'clock, you will start a day's class! Sometimes, you will explore the mystery of chemistry with your teacher in class, and sometimes, you will become a small scientist in the laboratory and practice it by yourself.

The lunch break is from 12 to 14. At this time, you can choose to go back to the dormitory for a short rest, or go to the library to find the treasure of knowledge. Of course, the canteen of our college is a famous food paradise! Senior, I was fascinated by the braised pork, shredded pork with fish flavor and other delicious foods there!

The afternoon class begins at 14 and lasts until around 17. At this time, you can choose to sweat on the playground, or go to various activities organized by the college, make new friends and expand your social circle. Of course, if you are a funny person, you can also participate in the "joke contest" in our college to show your humorous talents!

The evening self-study time starts from 19 and lasts until 22 o'clock. Senior, I have to remind you, don't be confused by the quiet night of the college! This time is the most suitable golden moment for assault knowledge! During this time, you can choose to go to the library or study room, study hard and make contributions to your future.

Finally, at 22: 30, when the "lights-out order" sounded in the dormitory, senior, I wish you a good dream and greet the new day with great energy! Of course, before flying in a beautiful dream, you can also have a "pillow fight" with your friends in the dormitory. After all, youth is for frolicking!

Ok, dear classmates, classmates, I have to go! I wish you a happy life in Shandong Institute of Petrochemical Technology, grow sturdily and become a pillar of the motherland at an early date! Hee hee, be there or be square!