A collection of 70 humorous sentences with homophones suitable for boyfriends to act coquettishly

Part 1 of some humorous sentences with homophones suitable for boyfriends to act coquettishly

1. Why is a flower funny? Answer: Because it has a plot.

2. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Why should I pick up that thing when I have time!

3. If you don’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation of going home?

4. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

5. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked and found out that peanuts are good things.

6. Why is Chang'e so fickle? Answer: Because her name is change

7. If you don’t even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want to shi?

8. I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was on the Poverty Island.

9. If a girl does something bad, God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

10. If you are so bad, do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)

11. If Wang Zhiqian does not change, Just ask Cai Yuan to make amends.

12. Once upon a time, one day the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't get it, the snake couldn't get it. Did you hear that?

13. I was just reported as a nuisance by my neighbor because I am so poor.

14. Look, look, the moon today is not pretty at all. It is neither round nor bright. Yes, I don’t forgive or forgive.

15. A sheep migrates.

16. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no. No umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.

17. Asu and Asu were together for a day. When eating, Asu acted like a spoiled child: Sususususususu feeds Susu.

18. On the way home from buying oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turned out that this is called oysters like mud. Part 2 of some humorous sentences with homophones suitable for boyfriends to act coquettishly

19. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. Did you hear that the dates fell apart? They fell apart early.

20. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot of ice cream. The more he ate, the more disgusting he became. The little mouse said that the elephant is tired of it, the elephant is tired of it. Did you hear that? I miss you.

21. If you don’t even cherish me, what do you cherish?

22. If you don’t like it and I don’t like it, who will I send the selfie to?

23. The animal that should not be messed with is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

24. Men are not lusty, so what? Are you good?

25. I want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

26. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out that it was a good thing.

27. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments and eat them after adding them. I just felt heartache. It turned out that what I added was so bland.

28. What will happen if Chinese people don’t eat? Will be linked to Chinese fasting.

29. One day, Tudou learned how to tell fortunes and made a sign on the street. As soon as he yelled twice, Suan came over angrily and fried Tudou's sign to pieces. When he left, he said fiercely to Tudou: "You are shouting, Suan is dead, try it!"

30. The weather is so cold, but my quilt doesn’t want me to lie down alone. It says that I must have you lying next to me. Only then did I realize that it’s called Nest Love You.

31. Don’t love me, it won’t work out, I have many things to do and I still like to do things.

32. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, why would you add Pirates of the Caribbean?

33. It is said that when Ruda pulled up a weeping willow tree upside down, he was so frightened that the flowers nearby closed up, so others called him "Flower Closed".

34. The puff was squashed, and my mother said it couldn’t be eaten. I asked why, because it was a flat puff.

35. No one understands you, is it aggrieved? Do you think anyone understands the math questions? Is it aggrieved?

36. You were admitted to Tsinghua University, but he was admitted to Tsinghua University When I went to Peking University, I grilled sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes that were fragrant and sweet. Part 3 of some humorous sentences with homophones suitable for boyfriends to act coquettishly

37. I am a condensed milk bun, and today I lost my temper.

38. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

39. We are all hamburgers. Why are you all stupid? I am the baby.

40. I asked my Chengdu friend why he loves wearing Kawakubo Rei so much, and he said, because he wears Kubo Zero.

41. "Why do I often feel dizzy when riding in a car?" "That's because you don't memorize multiplication tables."

42. I found an island today ~ called you Fascinated.

43. When I think about him being entangled with that snake every day, I can’t get entangled with him.

44. Once upon a time, there was an illiterate person who was walking. As he walked, he suddenly became literate. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

45. I really don’t recommend taking the bus. I took the bus for six stops and fell in love with fifteen boys.

46. I am a little sheep. I was sheared today and I lost my sheep.

47. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from the building and said: Good night, I broke it!

48. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was an area that couldn’t be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, “Rub it carefully.” The little bear’s eyes turned red and he said, “Rub it, rub it, rub it.”

49. When I was 17 years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Who knew the cicada said: "I can't say I love you, don't grab a cicada, I just like it a little bit."

50. The plane is here There is no need to honk the horn in the air, so the plane is a silent flying object.

51. I am a weight-loss medicine. I can make people lose weight. I am not heavy on medicine. I am not heavy on medicine.

52. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken and porridge ~

53. Forward this purple sweet potato, and the person you like will love the purple sweet potato for you.

54. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior. Part 4 of some humorous sentences with homophones suitable for boyfriends to act coquettishly

55. Do you know how heavy the stars are? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

56. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his mobile phone.

57. I raised a group of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

58. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal bowel and bladder, can breathe on my own, eat three meals a day, and can use a smartphone. I have a bright future.

59. Why does a person like to sit less and less as he becomes more experienced? Because it is easy for a rookie to stop (station).

60. One day, the little bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear it, okay? Miss you.

61. You seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I can help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!

62. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in rooms in horror movies? Answer: The piano lives with a few medicines and the mailbox lives with a few demons

63. If you don’t even kiss me, why are you kissing me? Tsingtao Beer?

64. Lu Tiha said His words were very touching. Everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

65. Yan Zi sent Chu, and Yan Zi was humiliated and left. When a minister who knew Yan Zi heard about it, he hurriedly chased him: "Yan Zi! Yan Zi! Take him away! How can I live without you!" "

66. The mother sparrow heard the little sparrow: "What kind of hairstyle do you want to have today?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"

67. I went to the dentist recently and the doctor asked me Why are my teeth so badly worn at such a young age? I said I have been grinding my teeth all these years.

68. Going out on a rainy day is also called stepping on wet ground.

69. One day I found a little dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust wouldn’t go away. The dust wouldn’t go away. Did you hear that? You can’t go back.

70. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.