Dialogue between hypocrisy and windmill

A: Friends, don't worry about which dialect of Sichuan dialect is more hilarious! I'll tell you a few Sichuan jokes that make people laugh ~ ~ Cat and Mouse Sichuan version [Super Funny] [DAT] I can't get tired of watching them, and their stomachs are broken [upload = JPG] Uploadfile/2005-2/200521714921/. Chengdu people burst into laughter, but some viewers questioned that "false worldly wisdom" and "windmill" were teaching the next generation bad habits, and the "post-Li Boqing phenomenon" caused controversy again. After the American classic cartoon Tom and Jerry was tampered with by a group of Sichuanese, the cute kitten in the film became "false worldly wisdom", the cunning and kind mouse became "windmill", and two cute animals were full of Sichuan dialect, which made them. Walking in the street, you will suddenly meet a beautiful woman with a bad smile at you and casually say "I want your baby to die unsatisfied"; In the office, I often hear people change "go home and have a look" to "find some time, find some leisure, make friends with friends and rub around"; Even kindergarten children can hum two sentences: "Little girl, get up early in the morning and wear pants to go to the toilet". Yesterday, a 5-year-old girl blurted out that her grandfather was a "fake veteran" and her grandmother was a "windmill" after watching this dialect cartoon-the reporter's report was "blurted out". Image change: cats and mice become "ordinary citizens" Citizen voice: In the original Tom and Jerry, cats and mice are very simple and lovely. Such a fairy tale does not need any dubbing. Through their exaggerated, cute and naughty body movements and the story itself, the audience can see the meaning of the film at a glance. In Sichuan dialect, cats and mice suddenly changed from cute little animals to ordinary people. Whether it is an inner monologue or dialogue, although it makes people feel like dirt, it lacks charm when chewed carefully-the original aesthetic feeling is destroyed. "Accidental Encounter" fragment: Picture: Spring is coming, and a hundred flowers are blooming. The protagonist Tom (cat) fell in love with a female cat covered in snow. First she sat in a daze by the window, and then she ran to the mother cat and made a scene. As a result, a single black cat joined in, and the little mouse (Jerry) also made trouble ... Original dubbing: No Sichuanese version: windmill: pretend to be forced to play with me. Pretend to be mature: climb out of your mind! Mother Cat: What are you looking at? All talk and no practice! Pretending to be worldly: Chunchun, you are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of me. (See the mother cat move, lose no time) Pretend to be sophisticated: Chunchun, I am willing to be a cow, a horse and even a dog for you! A black cat appeared. Heiwa: I'm over thirty-three, wrecked on a steep beach, and I'm in estrus again, still playing alone. (Received a love letter written by windmill in the tone of mother cat) Heiwa: Beauty, I'm coming! Run to the mother cat. In the second episode of "Fake Courtship", a similar question appeared: "Dear, beloved, incomparably beloved Chunchun, I am coming to see you!" Pretending to be sophisticated, I saw the shadow of Chunchun in the window and said with ecstasy. Question: After the cartoon was grafted with Sichuan dialect, the cute little animals became ordinary citizens. Is it unnecessary to "cheat" on such a world-famous cartoon? Language change: foul language spoils the scenery. Citizen's Voice: One of the biggest features of the original Tom and Jerry is that there is almost no dubbing in the whole cartoon. But in the Sichuan dialect version, cats and mice are particularly "tongue twisters" and like to swear. Even every animal in the film is full of dirty words. Your Baby, Lao Zi and Let You Die unsatisfied are nothing but posturing and hitchhiking. And some words are authentic Jianghu language. The film is full of words, which some people think is a kind of language pollution. Many children learned the sentence "I will kill you" after watching this movie. Windmill and Cousin: Picture: The mouse (Jerry) was bullied by the cat (Tom), so he asked for help again. The "helper" came soon and taught the cat who likes to bully mice a good lesson. Not convinced, the cat asked Mao Ge for help, and was beaten out of the water by the mouse ... Original dubbing: No Sichuan dialect version: (After reading the complaint letter from the windmill) Cousin: I want to clean up you! (Seeing the aggrieved windmill) Cousin: I'm here, and the person who hit you hasn't been born yet! Cousin: I will kill you! Pretending to be sophisticated, I found three cats to avenge myself, and they were all "cleaned up". (Pushing a car full of scarred cats to throw away as garbage) Cousin: A pile of garbage, dare to come and cheer you up! Pretending to be sophisticated, I had to give up. Cousin: I will hit you once when I see you! The Adventures of a Desert Island: Picture: The cat (Tom) is traveling by the sea, eating all the food and crying with hunger. When I was eating shoes to satisfy my hunger, suddenly a green island appeared in front of me. The cat was overjoyed and went to the island ...