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The complete works of txt, the fairy on another plane is also crazy.

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This is just a joke, hoping to let brothers and sisters relax their nervous nerves during the day's work!

The phone rang and the little girl picked up the receiver.

Man: "Hello"

Little girl: "Hello"

Man: "honey, it's dad." Where's mom? "

Little girl: "Mom and Uncle Chen are in the upstairs room. 5ccc.net reprinted the self-study room \ \ "

Man: "which uncle Chen?"

Little girl: "That's when Uncle Chen often comes to see your mother after work."

The man took a deep breath.

Man: "Baby, let's play games."

Little girl: "Good!"

Man: "Go to the room upstairs first, and then shout loudly-Dad is back!" " Call back later. "

The little girl did so, and soon she heard a scream, and the little girl followed the phone.

Man: "What's wrong with mom?"

Little girl: "mom rushed out of the room when she heard that you were back and accidentally fell down the stairs." Now she doesn't move. "

Man: "What about Uncle Chen?"

Little girl: "I saw him jump into the swimming pool from the window of the room, but he seemed to forget that his father put water in order to clean the swimming pool the day before yesterday." Now he is lying at the bottom of the swimming pool, still motionless. "

Man: "Swimming in the swimming pool? Is the number here 88 1 15432? "

Little girl: "No."

Man: "Oh, give me a hug. ...