What are the incisive and self-deprecating jokes?

1, I'm losing weight every day except eating, and you say I have no perseverance.

2. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem. The problem is that I am poor.

3. A woman's lack of talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

4. When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered that I was 180 kg. I suddenly slapped myself and said that a girl of 90 kg is the most beautiful. How can I be twice as beautiful?

5. 18 years old came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I get angry when I see myself.

6. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.