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If you don't mean it, please don't be too nice to me. I'm stupid and will take it seriously.

1. At that unforgettable promise, who urged the rain at that moment?

2. I treat you as my life and you treat me as sick.

3. Will you leave me alone behind me when I am desperate?

4. Please believe me. Men love only once. Just like you can't see the second same ant in this world.

5. Why do you have to prove anything to people who are not worth it? Life is better for yourself.

7. I never said I was a good person, nor did I say I was a bad person, but please remember that my quality depends on your attitude towards me.

8. The weather is unpredictable, who knows what will happen later? He who laughs laughs laughs last.

9. Many times, what you expect most always fails, while what you least expect keeps coming.

1. Where were you when my heart ached? Do you think it makes sense to come back to me when my pain stopped?

11. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

12. Smiles are fleeting, but sometimes the memory behind them can last forever. Girls are sad. Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I'm stupid and I'll take it seriously.

First, my sunset-like sadness is like a melancholy bird, and the melancholy bird flies into my sunset-like sadness.

Second, since I left you, your back has been drawing my attention, and the characters that I typed by my hands have become your names. I look up to the sky with tears in my eyes, my eyes closed and my eyes drooped, and all I miss in my heart is your lonely and lonely figure.

third, I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to spend time in the world?

Fourth, get to know each other better and find that you love not me, but your desire! I am extremely disappointed again, and my mood has gone from peak to trough. How can you treat me like this? What did I do wrong? Tell me if you don't like me. Why cheat me? When I can't give you the desire, you turn and walk towards her. From that moment, you freeze the world. < P > 5. Friends always shelter you from the wind and rain. If you are in the distance and there is nothing I can do, I will also pray to let those storms fall on me.

6. In the wind, I strolled along, listening to the soul-stirring music. I was plain, lonely and fleeting, waiting, and my fingers gently circled. The petals on the roadside rise with the wind, full of sadness, all of which are my fallen youth. The moment of falling is shining with the throb of love and fading away the spring-like years. Love is like a petal, love is like the wind, if it just floats gently, there will be no tears and no injuries!

seven, people all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is hell, we will be rampant together.

8. Who takes who really seriously and who is distressed for whom.

9. I don't want you to owe me lovesickness, and I don't want to cry. However, years of darkness and accumulated depression really make me haggard.

sometimes, I want to throw away all the unforgettable memories. In the gloomy world, I want to escape Pointing to the sky, complaining about the boredom of this life and wanting an afterlife that is only happy. However, can you really have happiness without love and hate? Perhaps acacia is a kind of enjoyment, at least it can bring me inspiration; Perhaps caring is a kind of happiness, at least it can give me tomorrow.

Xi. Maybe everyone has an innate loneliness. When a person looks up to his heart quietly in the dead of night, he realizes that it is not something that ordinary friends can decompose and enjoy. It is a kind of loneliness in the depths of his heart.

12. The noise and brightness of the world, the happiness and happiness of the world, are like a clear stream, swimming in the wind before my eyes, and the warmth gushes out like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy, not sad.

XIII. A night alone is beautiful, a little sad, and I have you in my mind.

XIV. You have used sincere words to nourish, and you have enriched the world of Rain is falling all with the poems that you love and irrigate. When I was awakened by a light fragrance of flowers, I deeply understood that you had been here in my dream.

15. I can't bear the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.

XVI. The sound of cello is like a river. On the left bank, I can't forget the memories, on the right bank, I cherish the bright years, and in the middle, I feel faint sadness every year!

XVII. Flowers are as light as dreams, and the years are as fleeting as water, floating like dreams, and the ups and downs of happiness, moaning gently at the bottom of the valley, until the moment of heartbreaking pain, fasten the heart door.

18. and of even this bright flame of love, shall there be only ashes?, draw me a sentimental heart, and the wind, frost, snow and rain have folded the delicate silver waves of the heart lake.

nineteen, I wish I could walk with you in the morning and wait for the sunset at this moment of flower opening; How much I want to hug you and sing "This life is only for you" in this blooming season, and I am willing to draw a prison for you. I am slowly getting old in prison and give you a happy smile.

twenty, when we opened the photo of that year, the smiling faces in each photo were bitter, and there was a touch of sadness in the corner of our eyes about to leave. Open my guest book, and there are many words, besides blessings, there are also expectations and expectations for getting together. Now, a few minutes away, what can I do except wake up from my dream and cry all night, and have no words to think about my old friend all night?

21st, don't lie to me, you know I will believe even your lies.

22. I like myself now, and I miss us in the past.

Twenty-three, we are like needles on the surface, turning and turning, while watching the time go by in a hurry, but there is nothing we can do.

Twenty-four, it's not your fault, but my failure. In those short years when you loved me, I may be the happiest person in the world, but those days have passed and I can't stay. I know love can't be begged. If I can do one thing for you, it's waiting.

twenty-five, maybe we can make a phone call and open a video. However, time stole our meeting and began to peek at our memories. Seeing you, the topic still stopped in that year. Today, we are all speechless. It' s really weak when thinking about it, and it' s scattered when walking.

please don't pretend to be nice to me. I'm stupid and will take it seriously. Love sentences that make people feel distressed: Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously.

1. Love is so short and forgetting is so long.

2. I am nostalgic because I can't see you and the future.

3. Sincerity is closest to sadness.

4. If the direction is wrong, stopping is progress

5. There is a grave in my heart where the widow is buried.

6. Be patient or cruel.

7. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will feel pain.

8. If my heart doesn't move, it won't hurt.

9. Our only relationship is nothing.

1. Just because you shed tears doesn't mean you are really compassionate. Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.

11. Loneliness means that there is no one in your heart! Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.

12. In winter, you gave me a summer dream but woke me up in spring. I felt colder than winter because I couldn't adapt to it at once, but I don't blame you ... I only blame me for taking my dream as a reality.

13. People who once loved you must have been predestined friends with you in previous lives. Don't abuse them verbally. If he really failed you in this life, it's because you failed him in your previous life, and you don't have to care about it.

14. If a person is willing to make you sad, he won't care whether you cry or not. So quickly put away your humble tears. Wash your face, brush your teeth, and do whatever you have to do.

15. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

16. I want to grow old with you if I am not careful.

17. Whoever really takes who seriously is distressed for whom.

18. You have been here for a while. I miss it all my life

19. A man should always thank the woman who was with him when he was in his twenties. Because men in their twenties are at the lowest point in their lives, they have no money and no career; But a woman in her twenties is at her best.

2. How tired it is to go from simplicity to indifference. Please don't pretend to be nice to me, I'm stupid, and I'll take it seriously.

1 When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship, but later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

a person, a city, is distressed all his life.

3 I am still waiting for you in the same place, but you have forgotten that you have been here.

4 The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you. The other is that I met you a long time ago ...

5 My friends all envy me, but I am the one who envies them.

it's better to be unfamiliar with someone closest to you yesterday than not to meet someone that year.

7 I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

8 Every step we take is too early. We fall in before learning to love, break up before learning to be considerate, and end before learning to face it.

9 I have loved you for a long time and waited for you for a long time. Now, I'm leaving you, even longer than a long time ...

1 Don't lie to me, you know I will believe even your lies.

11 I am lovelorn, how can you lose me?

12 every day, allow yourself to indulge once, cry once, only once ... and laugh happily the rest of the time.

13 Feelings don't work hard enough to keep happiness

14 When you do something right, no one will remember; When you do something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

15 I'm thinking about it, and you don't miss it anymore.

16 As long as a person no longer wants anything, he can put everything down.

17 please don't pretend to be nice to me. I'm stupid and will take it seriously.

18 how strong you have to be to never forget.

19 After so many tests, we finally returned to the original point ...

2 Looking at other people's stories, we shed our own tears.

21 Everyone knows your happiness, and I have nowhere to hide my mess.

22 I like myself now, and I miss us in the past.

23 The fairy tale is over, and forgetting is happiness.

24 Happiness is to find a warm person for life.

25 makes you crazy without me, and makes me strong in the world without you.

26 there's nothing I can't pass, but I can't go back.

27 The weak who are not understood have to be strong all the time.