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All the jokes about the Tang family and the wind chimes being black with each other.

In the whole broken star domain, except broken Samsung has stronger defense, he thinks that no planet's defense system can surpass itself.

Fengling's character is cautious and obscene. Cruel as he is, he never fights uncertain battles. Every time he has an absolute advantage, he will make a move. This caution also made him recognized by the military branch of the Northern Alliance. But in the world of pirates in the broken star field, other pirates disdain to call him Feng Niu, which means he is careful like a woman.

The reason why the warship does not take off at this time is that the wind chimes are cautious. His warships have also been modified to fly long distances. In case of force majeure, this is his last resort to escape.

"Who is it, who is it!" The wind chimes roared angrily.

On the screen in front of us, eight patrol ships have scattered in the air, searching for the enemy's traces.

Judging from the previous radar display, the other party should be a small warship, similar to the patrol ship level, but the attack just now is at least equivalent to the warship level!

"Bastard, if I catch you, I will skin you and cramp you!" Feng Ling said savagely, but he still didn't order his flagship to join the battle. Miss Feng's nickname is not for nothing.

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The next moment, a voice sounded, dragging a long cavity and chanting: "Since ancient times, no one has died. When I saw a beautiful woman named Zi, I couldn't forget it. I came to visit you specially; My deep affection, you know, praying in the face of heaven; If you can open the door, my love is deeper than the East China Sea ... "

The voice seems to be cadence, affectionate, obviously, this person's feelings are very devoted, and, when chanting, it should be while chanting. ...

Sound and love!

Even in the second-rate mood of demon Ningning, after listening to this poem, I couldn't help but feel a layer of goose bumps and subconsciously shudder, saying, "That's brilliant, that's brilliant ..."

Belle in white tried to keep a straight face, hoping to remain solemn, but she almost laughed, not so much deliberately solemn as disqualified.

With the end of the song, in Yao Ningning's dumbfounded gaze, a man staggered in from the path, really personable and seemingly silly.

I saw the bearer's long hair fluttering, without a tie, just hanging casually. On the forehead in front, it is a standard penny. He wore a colorful robe and a huge cloak. This cloak was draped over him, and the hem was still half a foot from the ground. He came all the way shouting. It's really like, really like ... sweeping the floor.

Demon Ningning immediately sprayed the image of bearer, but it happened that this product had to make a charming appearance, thinking that it was very natural and unrestrained, but it was really stupid.

This man has a big aquiline nose, his eyes are twitching, but his expression is serious, his face is fairly white, but his face is a little blue and yellow. At first glance, it is excessive wine color.

As for this guy, the biggest highlight is that he is very tall.

Yaoningning itself is close to 1.8 meters tall, but this product is actually one and a half heads taller than Yaoningning, which is really quite high.

It's just that this man is tall, but he has no meat all over. He is very thin, like a hemp pole. He staggered over like a bamboo pole in his robe.

With Yao Ningning's visual inspection, I'm afraid this person has been cut clean all over, and the net meat will never exceed three and a half pounds!

This man is really dressed strangely, but according to his performance, he feels super good about himself. He feels very elegant, wearing a hat, and his personality comes first. A person's clothing preferences are really beyond the appreciation of outsiders.

Obviously, I have seen the demon Ningning and the belle in white standing on the side. This man actually walked past without looking back, dismissing the son of the demon race, and went straight to the huge rose terrace. He said in a gentle and extremely sweet voice, "Miss Zi, I am Tang Yangwei, and I have come to see Miss Zi again. I wonder if I can use this poem to enter the eyes of Purple Girl today.

The demon Ningning groaned at the side: "Mom ... no wonder this product is so lyrical. It turned out to be a poem ... I really didn't hear it ... where is the poem? "

The beautiful woman in white coughed hard and forced down her smile: "Keep watching, the wonderful thing is yet to come."

After hearing that' Tang Yangwei' say that finish, there is still no sound inside.

This is normal. Before that, your highness was a great boy, not a magic weapon, but never touched an Iraqi!

Seeing that there was nothing moving inside, Tang Yangwei rolled his eyes and continued: "Miss Zi, these are 99,999 roses that I picked myself, representing my sincerity. Please give Miss Zi a prize or two. "

Yao Ningning turned his head and his face was extremely distorted. Did you pick it yourself? Where are you lying? Do you believe it yourself?

Don't say 90 thousand flowers, just look at the appearance of the goods. If you can pick one yourself, I'm afraid you'll get hurt and stabbed. ...

There is still nothing in it.

The Tang Yangwei paced two steps, and his huge cloak swept on the ground. He said thoughtfully, "If Purple Girl is willing to come out and have a look, I will feel endless. Why don't I write another poem for Miss Zi to show my sincerity? "

As he spoke, he shook his head and seemed to be brewing some kind of emotion. Only then did I open my mouth and sing in a long voice: "Girl, I love you, just as Mi Chong loves rice; My love for you is as deep as gold. My heart is full of you, and I am glad to see you; Girl, girl, open the door. I want to talk to you ... "

After listening to this poem, Yao Ningning was struck by lightning, and his insides were burning, his courage was splitting, and he had an inexplicable impulse to kill.

Not for rival in love, but really sick of these two' poems'.

There are many things that spoil poetry in this world, but none can spoil it so thoroughly. ...

"Who is this cargo? Why are the grades so exaggerated? ! "Demon Ji turned her face, forcibly resisted the urge to vomit, and turned to ask the belle in white.

"How many people can have this kind of ostentation and extravagance? This son is the largest family in Fallen Flower City and a member of the Tang family. " The belle in white has obviously suffered a lot, and finally she has more experience and a better situation than some servant, but she rolled her eyes and said, "This is Tang Jiasan's son, named Tang Yangwei, or Tang Jiasan!"

"Tang Jiasan Shao?" The demon Ningning rolled her eyes disdainfully: "White blindness is a good name. This product is like a stupid bird, and it even wants to pursue the purple girl ... Ah, this is a big world, and there are many miracles outside ... By the way, how did he know the purple girl? "

A belle in white couldn't help laughing and said, "You never know, this guy is really a wonderful work. On that day, Purple Girl went to purchase some special medicinal materials and happened to meet this Tang Gongzi. She was stunned by Purple Girl and was fascinated on the spot ... So since then, this situation has been staged many times ... "

Yao Ningning said with some jealousy: "The feelings of this goods are really fragile ... so it was love at first sight?"

"This Tang Jiasan is said to have always been a beauty in his home. Now he has more than 20 wives and more than 300 concubines. He claimed to be' lewd as life, not obscene, charming as Tang San Shao'. " The belle in white sighed: "Since I saw Purple Girl that day, this person has basically come once a day, and he always brings so many flowers ... In just one month, it is estimated that he spent tens of thousands of Xia Ziyuan to buy these roses. Fortunately, even in this fallen city, roses can still be found, but I just feel that in a few days, even if there is more money, there is nowhere to find them.

"What a big family." The demon Ningning said contemptuously, and then stamped her feet angrily: "Damn nouveau riche!" " "

"Not that, it is said that Tang Jiasan has been troubled by dreams since he met the purple girl. After returning home, he looked at his concubine and somehow lost his humanitarian ability ... "The beauty in white blushed, but she couldn't help laughing.

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