A joke that makes people laugh, (beneficial to body and mind)

1: Today, my father suddenly said to me: I helped you get a piece of land today … I suddenly had a meal, and a long-standing idea suddenly came out! I knew I was actually an invisible rich second generation! The previous poverty was all at home to sharpen me! The time is finally ripe! They finally let me show my talents! The knowledge of economics flashed through my mind, and the general direction of investment was clear to me, so I fought back my inner excitement and asked in a calm and casual tone: "Oh, which piece of land?" ... "SF Express"

2: Today, a new female colleague asked me for a phone number after work, and I decisively refused. I said there is something wrong with you. Can I give you a phone number of several thousand dollars? She asked me for her phone number, and I said I couldn't give it to you after using it for several years! Then she left. I found it was really sick. I needed a phone number when I met, and I needed a phone number when I finished. I didn't say the contact information of hundreds of people in my number. The key is that there are more than ten yuan in the phone bill.

3: A husband taught his wife to drive: "Baby, step on the clutch, put in the first gear, gently lift the clutch, step on the gas pedal, go, alas, go, right, second gear … go, third gear … fourth gear … fifth gear … slow down, slow down. . ,, slow down! . . Slow down in the trough! , lying on the brakes! Don't fucking cover your eyes! Hold the steering wheel. Lie ... Slot! Nima ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Right? What about after being rich and powerful? At this moment, a beautiful young woman came up behind me and said to me, Master, this is 2 yuan for you to go to the toilet ... < P > 5: My friend's house has a lovely little girl. On this day, my friend took her to her best friend's house to play with her and brought her a fresh cucumber to eat. Seeing that the child refused to eat all the time, the friend asked, "What's the matter, baby, are you embarrassed to eat other people's things? No, mom, is this cucumber broken and smelly? My best friend blushes instantly ... < P > 6: M: Do you really like me that much? Woman: Hmm ... The boy took a deep puff on his cigarette and looked at the girl affectionately: I don't want to go back to the dormitory today. Do you have your ID card? Woman: Yes ... But, ok ... The boy took the ID card and asked her gently: Do you know which Internet cafe is cheaper here? ......