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lyrics of the episode of "Jiangshan Beauty" 27-7-14 15:6

Overture of Jiangshan Beauty

(combined): The dawn is silent, and the Forbidden City is solemn, with hundreds of officials marching in sequence, and Tianwei is close at hand.

(1) Jiangnan is good

(together): the water is warm, the mountains are warm, and the peach, the willow and the green are drunk with the spring breeze. Who doesn't say Jiangnan is good, and the scenery in Jiangnan is the most charming! The most charming! Fish and shrimp are tender, melons and fruits are fragrant, and vegetables are more delicious than cattle and sheep. No one says that Jiangnan is good, and its flavor is the most unforgettable and unforgettable. People are gorgeous, sexually intelligent, fluent in language and light-hearted. No one says that Jiangnan is good, and Jiangnan women are the most affectionate and affectionate. Song, dance, chai light must shadow Man Chun building, who don't say Jiangnan is good, Jiangnan song and dance is the most romantic! The most romantic.

(2) The flowers are scattered in the sky

(Xifeng): Fairy flowers are blooming all over the heaven, full of flowers and colors, and all kinds of flowers have different spring, so that they can be divided into spring scenery and dust. There is no beauty in the world, and you can't draw a beautiful picture. Whoever cares for the fairy flowers in the sky, it is better to give them to lovers. It is better to come, come, come, come, come, come, and come to lovers.

(3) Playing the emperor

(Xifeng): Bah! You are good at being an emperor, which is ridiculous. You have heard of all kinds of business and never heard of the emperor. (H): I have never heard of the emperor. (Emperor): Being an emperor requires expertise. I am better than others as an emperor, and I have been famous for generations. I must look like Emperor Tang Ming. (Xifeng): Tang Minghuang, Hu Zichang, your teeth are white, your lips are red and your mouth is shiny. You are nothing like Tang Minghuang, but you are quite a eunuch. (Emperor): Have you seen the face of the emperor and know his beard? (Xifeng): Although I've never seen the real emperor, I've seen the Tang Minghuang in the play. You're always different without a beard. You only have to pack the fake one and pack it. Learn from me and follow my example. I will teach you to be the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. The emperor should walk decently. Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry. To be an emperor, be dignified. Don't look at people too lightly, with your eyes fixed on others' eyes, not like an emperor, like a rogue, like a rogue.

(4) Playing with the Phoenix

(Xifeng): He is handsome and gentle, and if he is intentional, he seems heartless. I don't know where his home is and what his name is, but it makes me restless and restless. (Emperor): Zhu Mingdezheng, who lives in Beijing, has not been engaged at the age of 2. (Xifeng): What are you doing here? (Emperor): I fell in love with the restaurant people, and I entered the restaurant door. (Xifeng): My brother is not at home, so we don't sell alcohol today. (Emperor): Selling wine has a good style and is more charming than wine. (Xifeng): We sell wine for a living, and we don't know anything about love or affection. (Emperor): Why do you fidget and sleep restlessly? When you talk about love and love, what's your concern? If you are restless again, I'll send you to the yamen. (Xifeng): Daniel, don't talk nonsense. Go and sweep the floor. (Emperor): I came to deliver the handkerchief with good intentions. (Xifeng): What do you mean by being kind? It turns out to be prude. I've painted your handkerchief all over the sky. (Emperor): The sky is full of stars, the poems inscribed by the emperor, and the phoenix embroidered by the queen. (Xifeng): You pretend to be true, and you are guilty of deceiving the monarch. (Emperor): The name of the shop is Dragon and Phoenix, so don't you bully the king? (Xifeng): Our Longfeng Store is famous far and near, and the emperor doesn't care. I advise you to take less trouble. (Emperor): There is no need to mention dragons and phoenixes. Let's talk about marriage. You are beautiful, you are smart, you fall in love at first sight, and you will fall in love when you see you again. If you like, I will take you into the capital, and you and I will pair up with dragons and phoenixes to spend the morning in the palace and the garden. I hate seeing you, but it's even sadder to see you again. If you want to take her away, I'll fight with you. Don't think that Meilong Town is deceiving others. (Xifeng): In Meilong Town, we have the strictest ceremony. I'm afraid of being talked about, so I'm afraid to keep guests, or my brother will come back and visit again.

(5) I'd like to follow you

(Emperor): I'm infatuated with you, I've hooked your soul, I petition to be a bartender, and I'll live with you all my life.

(6) Autumn nights are long

(combined): Qiu Guang is more beautiful than spring, but how long is the autumn night? For fear of autumn sounds, autumn insects first pair up, and pair up.

(7) How can a crow match a phoenix

(Xifeng): It's like a scholar outside, but it's a noble costume inside, which really makes me feel ashamed and dismayed. How can a crow match a phoenix? It's not quite as good as his clothes.

(8) True joke

(combined): There is a joke in Meilong Town. This year's joke is particularly big. A girl who has never married gives birth to a baby. It's a real joke. Meilong town has a joke. This year's joke is particularly big. My sister's child and brother are fathers. It's a real joke.

(9) Don't forget each other

(Xifeng): falling in love for no reason, being confused with Yuanyang, facing each other, being husband and wife for a hundred years. Who knows, a dream of separation in an instant. (Emperor): I advise you to open your heart. I advise you to open your heart, untie my white Yu Pei and hang up your purple dress. Make you a queen and prepare a special room for you. It's sad that I'm temporarily separated from you. (Xifeng): Thank you for your kindness. How dare you be without talent and virtue? I can't tell you how much I feel, and I can't help crying. A thousand words are hard to say, but never forget each other.

(1) inseparable

(together): before leaving, it's both difficult and inseparable. The flute and drum destroy people's desire to confuse their souls. One is that they can't do everything they want, and the other is that they are too passionate and fascinated by her and take away her heart. From now on, I will wait for good news day and night.

(11) Tell me to give up

(Xifeng): I remember how many spells he gambled before he left, and it was late autumn in a blink of an eye, and there was no news! (Sister-in-law): I left you behind long ago, and you are still waiting. Poor people are thinner than yellow flowers. I advise you to turn back early. (Xifeng): If he wants to throw it, let him throw it. It's the hardest to bear, and I suffer. I'll be sad as soon as I see my son! How can I stop?

(12) I only hope you will come back

(Xifeng): The cool moon was still that year, and the sound of insects came to my ears again. What autumn did you go to? What autumn is it? Why is there no news at all? I don't want to go to the palace and go to the garden, and I don't want to admire the phoenix crown. Take the former vows of eternal love as a passing sight, and pretend not to hear all the coldness. I don't complain about anything, I don't complain about anything, I just hope you can go back to this big tree and play with me again so that you can meet the children.

(13) Something big happened in Meilong Town

(Daniel): Something big happened in the small town of Meilong. Let me tell you clearly from the beginning. Tell you clearly and clearly. There is a dragon and phoenix shop in the town. Miss Li Feng is a wine seller. She is pretty and handsome. She has not been betrothed yet at the age of eighteen. One day, a young man came. He said that his name was Zhu Dezheng, but he was the present emperor. When he saw Li Feng was in a daze, he lied to her, lied to her, lied to her. One night, he got pregnant, and the next day, he hurried back to Beijing, made her queen before he left, and immediately sent someone to meet him in Beijing. Who would have thought that he had gone for three years without a trace, leaving Li Fengtai injured, leaving Li Fengtai injured, too injured. She waited day and night to get sick, gave birth to a child, was ashamed, gritted her teeth with coldness, swallowed tears in handfuls and swallowed tears in handfuls. She, who can't wake up from her dreams, has nowhere to stretch her grievances, is suffering, and people are going crazy. She has only one breath left, and she is still there, waiting for the emperor to harm people. You say that you are not sad, and you say that you are not sad, and you are not sad.

(14) I just started today

(Xifeng): I just thought of my hand today, and I'm looking forward to it today. I can't wait to fly. How can I not leave? My brother is worried about me, my sister-in-law is tired enough for me, and Daniel is beaten because of my hunger and cold! Your affection is too strong, and I will always remember it in my heart. Children, children, you have been repaired in previous lives, and people have it without you. Mom will go first and you will wait, and it won't take long.

(15) Worry a hook

(Xifeng): Worry a hook, once the bitter root stops, the eyebrows will no longer wrinkle, the tears will no longer flow, the orchid powder will be turned out, the osmanthus oil will be detected, the illuminating mirror will be facelift, and the makeup building will be put on.

(16) Ocean's King Kong

(Xifeng): Worship the God of King Kong, poor traveler, please stop the wind and rain, please stop the thunder. General Wei Tuo, my legs are gone like the wind. Bless me to ride fast and get to Beijing as soon as possible. Worship General King Kong Wei, and then ask for eighteen arhats, and ask for your power to cut off my right and wrong roots!

(17) finale

(together): Ah! At a glance, we meet like a dream. Guang Han hasn't arrived yet, breaking up is too hasty, and our hands are too hasty.