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I told my teacher that I would recite 30 1 Tang poems, add and subtract within 100, and speak clearly and coherently. The teacher smiled at me. Zhang shook his head at the teacher's question, looking dull and incoherent, and the teacher secretly frowned at him.

2, the second grade of primary school

I won every exam, and finally got a perfect score and got three bars on my shoulder.

Zhang won and lost a fight with someone, and finally got three scars on his face after a big defeat.

3, the third grade of primary school

In the final exam, I got Shuang Yi 100 in Chinese and Mathematics. My father was invited by the teacher to introduce his family education experience at the parent-teacher meeting.

In the final exam, Zhang once again got a good score of 30 points in both Chinese and mathematics. Dad was invited to the office by the teacher to listen to his family education experience.

4, the fourth grade of primary school

The leaders came to inspect our school. As a representative of the Young Pioneers, I spoke on the stage and was called a model student on the rostrum.

The headmaster announced that the school should be strictly managed, and Zhang, as a representative of troublemakers, took the stage to review, and was said to be an image ambassador standing in the corner.

5, the fifth grade of primary school

My composition "Unforgettable Night" won a prize in a competition. The teacher accompanied me to the provincial capital to receive the prize and played for a day.

On an unforgettable night, Zhang climbed over the wall and entered a factory that transported scrap copper. The doorman accompanied him to the police station to receive the prize and took a day off.

6. Enter junior high school

I heard that several head teachers in junior high school were flushed because they robbed me of my class.

I heard that several head teachers in junior high school made a scene and kicked Zhang into someone else's class.

7. The first day.

On the first day of junior high school, my father gave a banquet in the hotel to celebrate my success and invited others to be happy that I won the Olympic mathematics championship for middle school students. On the first day of junior high school, Zhang's father held a banquet in the hotel to make amends and asked others not to pursue the disaster caused by Zhang.

8. The next day.

In the second day of junior high school, I gloriously joined the Communist Youth League in my school.

In the second day of junior high school, Zhang gloriously joined the hooligans in the school.

9. The third day.

The class flower in the class wrote me a love letter, which was found and confiscated by the class teacher before it reached me. The class teacher warned Ban Hua: I must not be prevented from entering key high schools;

Zhang handed a piece of paper to the fat girl in the class, and Ruhua turned and threw it into the trash can. She also warned Zhang not to interfere with her junior high school diploma.

10, graduated from junior high school

I naturally entered the key high school.

Zhang naturally entered the society for further study.

1 1, graduation day

Uncle Li, the doorman of our junior high school, pointed to me to educate my eldest grandson: you must study hard like me, make progress every day and be a respected person in the future;

Uncle Li, the doorman of our junior high school, pointed to Zhang's eldest grandson and said, Don't make trouble like him, you must be looked down upon in the future.

12, three years in high school

I have been the secretary of the squad leader's league branch and the president of the student union, and I have won one honor after another and one scholarship after another;

In the three years in society, Zhang worked as a gangster salesman contractor, accumulated one network after another, and saved a sum of money.

13, Black July

That black July, I was admitted to the university in the provincial capital as I wished;

That hot July, Zhang ruyuan registered a company in the provincial capital.

14, University and Business Sea

When I was in college, when I was studying and starting a business in the sea,

Zhang worked hard in business.

15, graduation year, four years of entrepreneurship.

In the year of graduation, I entered the talent market to find a job, and I had to lower my salary requirements after hitting a wall everywhere.

Four years after starting a business, private entrepreneur Zhang entered the talent market to find employees. After being widely sought after, he had to raise the academic threshold to the starting point of master's degree. He easily recruited a group of highly educated and high-level talents, and felt the glory from ugly duckling to white swan overnight.

16, my broken permanent bike runs everywhere.

The whole province, lonely and cool to find a rental house;

Open Porsche traveled all over the province, and the mayor's mayor accompanied him around looking for land to build two dog Building and Industrial Park.

17, when I was short of money, I wanted to start a business from scratch like Zhang. I wholesaled a lot of things from small commodity markets and started to do part-time sales promotion. I lost a lot of money in a few weeks, and I secretly felt that it was so difficult to do business.

Zhang has nothing to do, and he wants to go to college for further study to increase his connotation. He invited the professor to dinner. The girls in the school just don't pay attention to the class, and they get an MBA degree within a few years, secretly feeling that reading is so simple.

18, Tanabata, the dinosaur girlfriend introduced by others disliked that I had no house or car and parted ways with me.

On Tanabata, the college flower flirted with Zhang because of her great career and great future.

20. Asking the tacky bumpkin landlord to postpone the house payment at my door, only Nuo Nuo prevaricated, which is a net shame for college students.

On TV, Zhang talks about corporate culture with the beautiful hostess of the financial channel.

2 1, housing prices skyrocketed, and I suddenly found that having a house in the provincial capital can only be a dream. My parents came to the provincial capital to see the house I rented, and they were very sad when they came home.

With the soaring housing prices, Zhang gave one house after another to all kinds of beautiful women. A little beauty's parents came to the provincial capital to see the duplex landscape room given by two dog, and they were very proud when they came home.

22. Going home during the Spring Festival, nobody cares. Passing by my junior high school. I heard there was a school celebration, but I wanted to see it, but I was turned away. Uncle Li, the doorman, pointed at me to educate my little grandson: don't be like this person. After reading for so many years, I'm still poor and can't even support myself.

During the Spring Festival, Zhang went home and took the bus with the county magistrate. He also attended the special celebration held by the junior high school where he attended. Dong Zhang invested a lot of money in the celebration of the school. Uncle Li, the doorman, pointed to the grandson of education: You should learn from this person on the podium, start from scratch, get rich, and even expose your relatives.

More than ten years ago, the teacher lamented that if only all the students were like me.

Ten years later, the teacher sighed, if only all the students were like Zhang.