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In the vast sea of ??people, I recognized him at a glance! You are the most wretched!

1. I really envy my deskmate for having such a good deskmate.

2. Find an opportunity to kill your deskmate because he knows too much.

3. Hey, lend me your homework. Hey, lend me your pencil. Hey, lend me the book to read. Hey, help me look at the teacher. Hey, my former deskmate, I miss you.

4. I often point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to my classmates, “Look, this is you.” My deskmate looked through the whole book looking for pictures uglier than this one and said, "Look, this is you!"

5. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! He yelled: Your deskmate is a pig!

6. Will one day you hear someone mention the word "deskmate" and then think of me and become moved?

7. Deskmate, I'm sorry, I used to tease you every day. We're separated now, but we can't do it anymore. I'm sorry, my roommate.

8. Yesterday, I changed the automatic reply to "What next?", and then my sexy deskmate chatted with it all afternoon.

9. My deskmate, in the vast sea of ??people, I recognized you at a glance. Because you are the most eye-catching, the second best, the most cunning, and the most vulgar!

10. "I think I fall in love with you (I seem to have fallen in love with you)" "What are you talking about, my classmate?"

11. Ten million A joke is not as funny as a sentence said by a deskmate!

12. "My deskmate, did you know that there is a group specially reserved for you." "Really, Which one?" "Blacklist."

13. When you are hungry, you are looking for your deskmate. When you are thirsty, you are looking for your deskmate. If you need a mirror, you are looking for your deskmate. If you are in a bad mood, you are looking for your deskmate. When you are having convulsions, you are looking for your deskmate and you need money. You are looking for your deskmate to play cards with. My deskmate hugs my thighs to find my deskmate

14. God, when you are arranging seats at the beginning of school, you must give me a funny figure to be my deskmate!

15. I said to my deskmate, "Your deskmate likes you," and he said, "Your deskmate likes you."

16. One day, my deskmate was Someone posted a small note on the back, but I saw it wasn't tight enough, so I patted the place where the note was stuck a few times, and said by the way: Yeah, there are bugs!

17. “My deskmate, look at the sunset, it’s so beautiful”, “Speak in human language”, “School isn’t even over yet” Sentences about encounters in the vast sea of ??people

1. People are old The advantage is that there is nothing to lose. /Love is not about looking for a perfect person, but learning to appreciate the imperfect person with perfect eyes. /

2. You and I met in the vast sea of ??people, and I recognized how beautiful you were at a glance; but you did not recognize me and regarded me as a stranger in the vast sea of ??people.

3. Meeting in the vast sea of ??people is the greatest fate.

4. When we meet and get to know each other in the vast sea of ??people, no matter who we are, everything will not be smooth sailing. Only a heart that is willing to give and knows how to be grateful can have a lifetime of love and happiness. Whether it is family, love or friendship, only if you know how to be grateful and cherish it can the relationship last forever.

5. There are not many people in this world who really understand you, and you are so lucky to meet in the vast sea of ??people, so you must know how to cherish it

6. We are incompatible , but met in the vast sea of ????people, this is the so-called fate.

7. Two people who met in the vast sea of ????people at a certain moment, they are very destined, and their fate is destined, but the ending is so People are sad.

8. Because I love you, as long as you affirm me, I will be brave enough/When we meet and know each other in the vast sea of ??people, no matter who we are, everything will not be smooth sailing. Only a heart that is willing to give and knows how to be grateful can have it. A lifetime of love and happiness. /The world is so big and life is so long, there will always be such a person who makes you want to treat him tenderly. /It is because you are not good that I want to stay by your side and give you happiness. / People are not always good, it’s just that they have different degrees of badness. /Why? I have run away enough. After all these years, I finally have someone beside me who I have to protect, that is you/

9. We met in the vast sea of ????people and broke up in the noisy street. There is only the process of falling in love. It's quiet and beautiful.

Since you can't escape the pain of love, why should you regret loving it in the first place?

10. Meeting you is the most beautiful thing in this life. Hearts know each other, and feelings are connected. Meeting you is the most beautiful gift of time and me. In life, encounters are the most beautiful. Maybe every encounter is accidental, but it is a kind of destiny that leads to the inevitable. The ways of meeting each other are different. We all have a wait, a hope, a dream, strolling or walking in a hurry in the vast sea of ??people, hoping that one heart can be heard by another heart, hoping that one person can To be understood by another person. And just so naturally, without any expectation, I saw you, you were there, you must have known that I was coming, you have been waiting, I have been looking forward to it, quietly, we just wanted to complete that rare meeting. When I met you, I had an indescribable beauty. From then on, the mountains and rivers became more and more vivid, with deep and shallow thoughts engraved on them.

11. Meeting in the vast sea of ????people, and then becoming familiar and yet strange.

12. Smile and be kind to everyone who has appeared in your life. After all, being able to meet in the vast sea of ????people, is it not a blessing?

13. Say goodbye in a hurry as time goes by, don’t just leave tears. Destiny arranged for us to meet in the vast sea of ??people, not for us to leave each other sorrow.

14. We are the most familiar strangers. Even if we meet in a huge crowd, we will not recognize each other. No matter who meets and gets to know each other in the vast sea of ??people, everything will not be smooth sailing. Only a heart that is willing to give and knows how to be grateful can have a lifetime of love and happiness.

15. Meeting, getting to know each other, cherishing each other, and falling in love in the vast sea of ????people are what everyone wants, but how many people really get it?

16. Sometimes life is impermanent and helpless. Everyone has to learn to adapt. There are not many people in this world who really understand you, and how lucky you are to meet each other in the vast sea of ??people.

17. What is fate? It is the joy of you and me meeting each other in the vast sea of ??people; what is fate? It’s the worry that you and I can’t meet each other in the same building.

18. Meeting in the vast sea of ??people is a kind of fate.

19. Thank you for meeting me in the vast sea of ??people. Meeting you is a small blessing in my life. You are so versatile and I like you so much that I can’t help myself. I only like those who are as outstanding as fans. you.

20. What is fate? Destiny is the meeting at the crossroads, the holding of hands on the road of mortal world; Destiny is the blooming of thousands of spring flowers, the falling of two autumn leaves together; Destiny is the dialogue between mountains and water, the intersection of the sun and the moon. Meeting and acquaintance in the vast sea of ????people is fate, being dispersed in the smoke and dust without forgetting is fate. Encounter is a kind of happy disaster, but also a kind of wrong beauty. Forgetting each other is the beginning of confusion and the ending of clarity.

21. What made us meet in the vast sea of ????people, maybe just because of fate. What separated us after we vowed to each other was probably due to fate.

22. You and I are destined to meet in the vast sea of ????people, sooner or later, everything is already destined.

23. When we meet in the vast sea of ????people, we know each other and stay together, no matter who is. Everything will be smooth sailing. Only a heart that is willing to give and knows how to be grateful can have a lifetime of love and happiness.

24. A bird fell in love with a fish, and there was a heavy rain in the desert. We met in the vast sea of ????people, sharing joy and sorrow with everyone on the road, making each other's short lives longer and longer. Funny, life is amazing, isn’t it?

25. In order to break all the preparations you have made for the planned life trajectory, meeting is an accident that you always look forward to but cannot predict. The flight booking receipt text message flashed on the screen of her mobile phone. She raised her head. The bird fell in love with a fish. There was a heavy rain in the desert. We met in the vast sea of ????people, sharing joy and sorrow with everyone on the road, letting each other know each other. A short life becomes long and interesting. Life is amazing, isn't it?

26. In the wilderness of time, we each grew up and went crazy, and finally met in the vast sea of ??people.

27. Although there are a hundred possibilities for us to pass by each other, I always believe that there will be such a fate that allows us to meet in the vast sea of ??people.

28. Have you forgotten the arrangement of fate, just to meet in the vast sea of ??people?

29. Have met in the vast sea of ??people, but lost it in the dim lights.

30. It is not easy to meet in a huge crowd. You should cherish every emotion in your life.

31. It would be great if I had the ability to predict. In this way, I can find you in the vast crowd and meet you sooner.

32. We have come and gone so many times and still met in the vast sea of ??people, even if we just passed by.

33. In the world of mortals, you and I are all passers-by. The clouds are pale and the wind is light, and the flowers are blooming on the purple road. I remember those years that cannot be retained. The emotions like meteors are fortunate to have left long ago. In the rolling world and the vast sea of ??people, it is a rare fate to meet and get to know each other. Passersby in a hurry, glance back, and it is difficult to see each other again. Still grateful for this period of cold wind, flowers and thin months.

34. In the vast sea of ??people, it is fate that we can like the same person. The world is so big and we come from all over the world to meet and chat with each other. It is a wonderful fate.

35. We meet and get separated in the vast sea of ????people, gain and lose

36. Encounter ~ is such a touching term, in this vast sea of ????people, how many encounters happen every day How many people pass you by in a hurry every day? I really envy those people who have passed by you~

37. It is fate to meet in the vast sea of ??people.

38. Two people are lucky enough to meet in a huge crowd, so don’t force anything else.

39. It’s the saddest moment of separation again. I really want to thank you all for taking care of me this year. You took me to eat delicious food and took me out to have fun. , take me to play games. I am not lonely at all when I am far away from home. I am very happy to meet you. I sincerely hope that you will get better and better in the future. I cried when I came to Guangzhou and cried when I went home. We met in the vast sea of ??people. It's not easy to attract each other and get together. Everything is the best arrangement.

40. Is there such a person that when you meet in a huge crowd one day, you suddenly feel that we can have different endings?

41. Maybe I was not that lucky. I met him in the vast sea of ??people from the beginning. Maybe my heart was softened by the sudden heartbeat.

42. We met in the vast sea of ????people. No matter how we live in the future, it will be fate. It is very tiring to force yourself. I just want you to have a good life. I was sorry for you before, but I will make it up to you if I have the chance in the future. If I don’t have the chance, I will live my life well and not disturb you. This is my last tenderness.

43. If we can meet in the vast sea of ??people, no matter in this life, past life, or eternity, I will go with you.

44. Maybe sometimes we can meet in the vast sea of ??people, just to prove that we are destined.

45. I have no regrets about having you in this life, but I am greedy. I hope that in the next life, we can meet again in the vast sea of ??people.

46. We meet in the vast sea of ????people, and we will eventually be separated in our youth.

47. There is no afterlife, why don’t we cherish this life. Cherish the fate of meeting and falling in love with each other in the vast sea of ??people. This is such a rare love, I can have you without any regrets in this life.

48. Met in the vast sea of ????people, and lost in the vast sea of ????people.

49. The world is so big that it is enough to meet each other in the vast sea of ??people. QQ space classic talk collection: Who do I meet in the vast sea of ??people

1. おLondon Sighs, Listening to Sydney╮

2. Your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.

3. Sunshine is under the blue sky; sweetness comes after hardship; failure is experience; success is brilliance.

4. The heart is often the biggest liar. Others can lie to you for a while, but it will lie to you for a lifetime.

5. In the last hug, I put aside the smile with tears in my eyes and said have a good journey.

6. The ideal way is to give us some resources to reserve spiritual happiness.

7. Your name is angular and can just fit into the vacant space of the same shape in my heart. It snaps and snaps there perfectly.

8. I don’t I will keep anyone who tries to abandon me, just like I won't chew the spit out again.

9. My psychological quality is so good, it’s as if I have no psychological quality.

10. As long as you stand up more times than you fall down, that is success.

11. Who do I meet in the vast sea of ??people?

12. One *** seven hundred yuan. I will pay seventy-seven yuan down first and pay off the remaining seven years.

13. I just ask for a little time to be with you but I don’t even give you sympathy

14. Whether it’s a friend or a lover, if you don’t treat me sincerely, I will Why should I treat you sincerely?

15. There is no failure except giving up trying!

16. Life must be colorful, but it must not be messy

17. Real sadness will have no expression, no emotion, and no words; silence is the biggest undercurrent.

18. How big your thoughts are, how much energy you have.

19. From now on, I will no longer be tied up by anything.

20. The mantis stalks the cicada, but the oriole follows behind.

21. It was you who made me understand the meaning of Aiwujiwu.

22. Ideal books are the key to wisdom. Tolstoy

23. He is not my lover but the person I love.

24. Being deeply loved by someone will give you strength, and falling in love with someone deeply will give you courage. QQ space classic and nice talk about who I meet in the vast crowd

1. I will hold your hand through the busy streets

2. How painful you are to me

3. The most romantic thing I can think of is to do it over and over again only with you.

4. Don’t say that women are casual, casual? Why are women only right? Na.

5. Who do I meet in the vast sea of ??people?

6. Men should not be as pretentious as women.

7. A lonely, empty, boring, and painful life

8. The teacher said. . Our current age. . Neither is making money. This is not the time to save money either. . .

9. Everything that can be snatched away is trash

10. My world never needs men’s extra foils.

11. Swordsman has Is it that good-looking?

12. You say that I betray the world, but you people in the world have never treated me kindly...

13. I can tell you with confidence that he will be with you We are together because you look like me

14. Last night I dreamed that I broke up with my partner, and I cried so sadly. When I woke up and found that I didn’t have a partner, I cried even more sadly.

15. I am really proud of my heart that is riddled with holes, abandoned, and pierced but still beating freshly.

16. I want to change the time, change Place, forget everything and start again.

17. You like me, you are mine. If you don't like me, that's mine too. As long as I like you. I like you, you must be mine.

18. Sometimes I don’t know if I am listening to music or listening to myself.

19. Reject the relationship of three yuan an hour.

20. Will you blame me if I forget your existence?

21. She has become the past tense, and you are the present continuous tense... ..

22. You are worse than shit, but you can turn into spring mud to protect flowers

23. I have loved, cried, and laughed for you, but in the end you still don’t want me. .

24. It’s just your piece of trash, so don’t let it go.

25. Time cannot take away my thoughts about you, but it can make the memory clearer.