Who has a joke suitable for dictation, not too long?

Recommend a few short, pithy and classic jokes, which are elegant and easy to remember, and suitable for telling others: First, initial impression The introducer smoked a cigarette and then asked, "Girl, what's your initial impression of that man?" Girl: "He talks like you smoke." Introducer: "Natural, chic?" Girl: "No, speak hesitatingly." 2. In the cinema, a couple sat behind a middle-aged audience. The two men talked to him all the time, and the middle-aged audience could hardly hear the sound on the screen. "Hey, I can't hear you!" The middle-aged audience couldn't bear it, and finally turned around and said angrily. "This is a private conversation, what are you listening to!" Third, there are many people on the exchange bus. A lady with pomegranate said to the man sitting, "I'll exchange pomegranate for your seat." The man changed it when he was about to eat. The woman said, "Stop eating. I have to change back when I get off the bus. " 4. Spell Q: What spell did Harry Potter say to make the cup bigger? A: The Great Mercy (Cup) Curse. Students of "Ba" and "Bei": Can "Ba" and "Bei" be used together? "Teacher:" No "Student:" Don't you have to fold it? " 6. Who is the most influential physicist? The last question in the professional course exam: Who do you think is the most influential physicist? I wrote Newton. As a result, I was the only one in the class who failed. Later, I learned that everyone wrote the teacher's name ... seven. Disadvantages Teacher: "Do you realize the disadvantages of sleeping in class?" Student: "I know." Teacher: "What are the shortcomings?" Student: "The disadvantage is that it is not comfortable to sleep in bed." Eight, delete the mosquito school is holding a computer training class, and the students complain that the teaching conditions are too poor. In class, mosquito bites are really unbearable. Some students raised their hands and said, "Teacher, can you put the mosquitoes in the classroom in the recycling bin?" The teacher said, "Yes, but you must choose first." . Physical education class, Daming and Xiaohua are chatting under the tree. Daming: "I find that the form of queuing changes with age." For example, primary school students are often in teams, and middle school students are often in piles. " Xiaohua asked, "What about college students?" Daming said, "You don't have to ask! Of course it is a pair. " Ten, Chinese is not familiar with a foreigner who is a first-year Chinese department. He was hungry and walked into a snack bar ... He looked at the following price list: boiled pork slices, beef noodles and large noodles. Because he was looking at it vertically, he said to his boss, "Boss, give me a bowl of buffalo excrement ..." Eleven, a small hoe and a big hoe. One father and son were carrying a big hoe, and the other was carrying a small hoe to weed in the roadside fields. After a while, I heard the sound of gongs and drums suona in the distance. It turns out that village Shuanzhu is going to marry a wife today. My son itches when he hears the suona sound. He put down his hoe, blushed and said to his father, "Dad, I am twenty this year." The father looked at his son and said, "Oh, it was really my negligence. Then I'll change the big hoe tomorrow. " Son: "..." Here are ten jokes (listen to ten and get one free). Good luck ~