Jokes about the daily life of husband and wife Tik Tok.

There was a joke in Tik Tok recently (where can I find such a daughter-in-law)?

Men pay their wages;

The first woman mopped the floor and leaned against the mop and said, "I'm telling you, if you do something I don't like again, we'll get divorced and get it back." You are a man, you should take care of the money, you know?

The second woman was playing with her mobile phone and said, "No way, why not 3000 yuan a month?"? Is the cigarette bad, the wine is not drunk, or the kidney is not delicious? ...

Third place: "... what do you do with your daughter-in-law?" Isn't bringing a daughter-in-law just washing clothes, cooking and cleaning the children? Go to the house and lie down after dinner, and play with your mobile phone without doing anything! "

Just the simple words above, I rummaged through my mobile phone several times before writing them down. Let's throw away the tempting means that make people's brains open from the media now! We know that such a woman does not exist in real life, and only in the virtual world of the network can a man imagine it. l

My husband sent me this video last night, which made me wonder if he thought I asked him for living expenses every month. Does he want such a daughter-in-law in his heart?

I tried to send him a message and said, "You will be reborn as my son in the next life, and I will give you money every day."

If a man thinks about spending women's money every day, do you think he can stand it?

If a man gives a woman money and she doesn't want it, there is only one situation. This woman doesn't love this man and doesn't want to owe him a favor!

If a woman is willing to spend money for a man, she thinks it is true love! Just like the bitch in Sunrise said, "Love means that you won't feel bad about how much money he spent on you". Knowing that he is lying to her, he is still willing to give him money, because he can make her happy and let her feel the taste of love!

We admire this kind of man, who is a mountain, a steel and an unyielding pillar. Although ordinary, it is by no means mediocre!