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On the Writing Guidance of Doors and Windows of God

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1. The door is always attractive. The door occupies the position advantage of the entrance and exit. The door is not only the eaves decoration of the house, but also an independent building. China's unique architectural culture is more and more unique because of the "door". The huge doornail at the palace gate, with nine horizontal and nine vertical, and 9981 makeup, such as lettering, has concentrated the traditional culture of China. The door of the house was mighty, and both of them closed it. After a long time, the imagination of ancient ancestors about the mythical world was stereotyped as wearing armor. China's door, derived the story of "open sesame"; The Gate of China created the legend of Yu chiseling Longmen and carp yue longmen. China's door, but also arranged the superstition of the gate of hell; China's doors are getting more and more beautiful, but people's hearts are getting farther and farther away.

People's life, in and out of all kinds of doors. Doors are tangible, such as doors, school gates, shops, courtyards, gates, front doors, side doors, gates, small doors ... and intangible. Such as communication, understanding, tolerance, frankness, friendship, affection, love, emotion, mind, growth, progress, hesitation, falling, rebirth, adversity, suffering, happiness, old and new ideas, regret, desire and key.

When a door opens, there is a boundary between history, reality and the future; When a man has a door in his heart, he means to be on guard, guard and refuse. The door is closed, others are shut out, forming a blocked mountain; As soon as the door is opened, it can become a communication channel, allowing the inside and outside of the door to synthesize a world. Breaking into the house, Yuanmingyuan was burned, treasures were looted, and only a broken door frame stood alone; Open the door, we open our eyes to see the world, and the world responds with surprise; Heaven and hell are the same door. This side of the door is a purgatory for revolutionaries, thinkers and philosophers, and the other side of the door is a leisurely and lazy paradise for mediocre people. The back door is open and the front door is idle. Some people think it is evil, others think it is hope.

2. "Window" is a special object. It can be tangible in itself, such as metal windows, wooden windows, plastic windows, plastic steel windows, composite windows and paper windows, which are large and small, square and round, high and short ... ever-changing, with different shapes. Windows can be described as the eyes of a house. There are windows in the house, people inside can see the outside world, and people outside can see the inside of the house. With windows, the house is alive. It can also be intangible, such as the window of soul, culture, industry, image, society and country. Everyone has a window in his heart. When someone opens the window, his heart lights up; Some people close their windows, so their day is also night. Whether a person lives in the sun or in the dark depends on whether he has found the key to open the window of the soul. Culture is the concentration of activities and wisdom of a nation and even human beings. Through the window of culture, we can see the prehistoric civilization of slash and burn, the replacement of war-torn dynasties, the balance of majestic mountains and rivers, and the soothing and leisurely singing. The window of culture continues civilization and communicates with the world. Different industries have different characteristics. Through the window of the industry, we can see that students are studying hard for the future, farmers have achieved fruitful results in autumn in Dai Yue, workers are working day and night for national rejuvenation, and businessmen are rushing for profits. Diversified industries constitute a beautiful world and a colorful world.

3. Door and window have different meanings. Windows are closed and open, just like doors. Door is the dividing line between home and society, and it is also the face of home. Windows break the barrier between man and nature and play an indispensable role in home. With the door, we can go out; With windows, we don't have to go out. Doors let us pursue and express our desires, while windows let us possess and express our enjoyment. These two things are a compromise between complete openness and complete closure, or a wise choice and change. The window can peep into the outside world and overlook the distant scenery. Doors are more confident and tolerant than windows, which means the possibility of communication and integration. An open door can connect two different worlds with a space ditch, and a closed door will immediately shut everything out. A door can be fully opened. Compared with a window, it has a key to open, and the key will be lost or hidden. In an abnormal environment, both the knocker and the door opener need courage and wisdom. It is helpless not to enter the door, and it is sad to be trapped in the gatehouse. Doors and windows allow people to know the outside world in complete self-protection. If you want to keep yourself and own the world, you must open the door. As long as you open the window, you may always see only passers-by and untrustworthy people. With the door, you can find partners and friends.

Small story, big moral

1. Heart window (making mistakes-saving-telling stories-making a comeback)

There is a barber named Tao Fatty in town. He is full of stories and jokes, can speak well and treat heart disease with the right medicine. He can be called a psychologist, a small town of spiritual counseling experts. A district cadre made a mistake and lived in seclusion in a small town after being dismissed. He is depressed and sad all day, looking like a dead mouse. Fat Tao told him many stories of ancient celebrities when he shaved his head. After various changes, these celebrities continued to strive for self-improvement and opened his heart. The cadre turned over a new leaf, regrouped, applied to work for the villagers in the most remote and poorest towns, and later made a comeback and became the deputy county magistrate. ...

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2. Young women who threw themselves into the river (committing suicide by throwing themselves into the river-begging-crying-inspirational)

On the evening of summer, a beautiful young woman jumped into the river and was rescued by a white-bearded ferryman rowing in the river.

"You are still young, why do you want to commit suicide?" Asked the ferryman. "I was married for two years, my husband abandoned me, and then my child died of illness. You say, what's the fun of living? " The young woman cried.

"How did you spend it two years ago?" The ferryman asked again. The young woman's eyes lit up: "I was free and carefree at that time …" "Did you have a husband and children at that time?" "Of course not."

"So you were just sent back by the ship of fate two years ago, and now you are free and carefree again. Please go ashore. " The young woman returned to the shore and the ferryman staggered away. The young woman rubbed her eyes as if she had had a dream.

3. Falcon (young eagle-mixed with chicken-thrown-taken off)

A man caught a baby eagle in Ying Chao at the top of the mountain. He took the baby eagle home and put it in the henhouse. Eagles and chickens peck, play and rest together. It thinks it is a chicken. The eagle has grown up and its wings are full. The owner wants to train it into a falcon, but because it is mixed with chickens all day, it has become exactly like a chicken and has no desire to fly at all.

The host tried all kinds of methods, all to no avail. Finally, he took it to the top of the mountain and threw it out. The eagle fell like a stone and flapped its wings desperately in panic. In this way, it finally flew!

When people are on the verge of suffocation and spiritual crisis, they need a pair of hands like God to help them open a window of the soul. Of course, it should be a window full of joy and hope. In fact, this is just a little effort, which is not difficult for everyone, but is often ignored, forgotten and even despised. ...

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4. Rose Garden (burying the puppy-tears streaming down her face-rose garden-in high spirits)

A little girl climbed onto the windowsill and saw someone burying her beloved puppy outside the window. She couldn't help crying and was deeply saddened. When her grandfather saw this scene, he quickly took her to another window and let her enjoy his rose garden. Sure enough, the little girl's sadness was swept away and her mood was cheerful. The old man held up his granddaughter's chin and said, "Son, you opened the wrong window."

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5. Huang Yongyu painted the windows (check-in-depression-painting the windows)

Huang Yongyu, a famous painting and calligraphy artist, loved painting since childhood. As a teenager, he became famous for his excellent woodcut works and was known as "one of the three prodigies in China". In that year, Master Huang Yongyu came to Beijing with his vicissitudes and soul-shaking paintings, and lived in the former residence of mustard in Jingxin Lane. This is a house that has been shelved for many years. There is not even a window on the wall. I felt depressed as soon as I walked in. However, Huang Yongyu didn't hate the hut. He smiled and took out a piece of white drawing paper and stuck it on the wall. Then the alphabet hand drew a window on it, which looked like a real window. He suddenly felt that the sunshine outside the house poured into the hut like running water, and everything inside the house immediately became extremely vivid.

Draw a window for yourself, what an open-minded and detached life it is. Yes, when life can't find its way forward like the night, draw a window for yourself and let the sunshine of Jin Liang shine in.

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6. The story of the door (sad crying-sigh-trembling-baby crying-excitement-smile)

A young couple went to the hospital to visit a friend. When the elevator rose to the third floor, it suddenly stopped, the door opened and there was a sad cry in the corridor. A car covered with white cloth was slowly pushed out of the ward. ...

Someone in the elevator sighed, and the young woman's look suddenly changed. The husband saw the young woman's mind and hugged her trembling body gently.

The elevator rose slowly in silence.

On the seventh floor, the door opened again, and there was a cold baby crying from a room. A tenor cheered ecstatically: "Wow, I have a son! I have a son! "

The man who just stepped into the elevator said, "That mother is really something. She gave birth to two sons in one breath ... "

"Really?"

The elevator suddenly became lively and everyone was talking happily about the twins.

The young gentleman gently held the young woman's hand and said with a smile, "Life is like this, mixed with sorrow and joy, life and death, just because the door is different."

The back door of the dormitory compound of the Municipal Party Committee (back door-old man-price increase-resignation-door change)

Municipal Committee dormitory compound can't remember when there is a back door.

This door is really just right: it faces the city gate. In this way, the big head, small head and small staff no longer need to detour, and they can step into their "comfort zone" as soon as they lift their feet. So everyone praised: this door is open well! But when I was happy, I thought: Isn't the safety of the yard gone? So, a small room was built next to the door, and there was an old man guarding the door in the yard.

This is an enthusiastic old man who always gets up early every morning, opens the door, sweeps the floor, waters the flowers in the yard and sometimes beats Tai Ji Chuan. At noon, everyone in the yard always smiles. At this time, the leaders nodded to him majestically, and the young man would smile and ask him, "Is there any letter for me today?" You will stretch out a hand and shake it: "Well, isn't it?" Everyone says this old janitor is good.

As the days passed, the paint on the back door slowly peeled off, and the yard was still clean. Everyone was safe, except for the occasional complaint that the price was too high. People still say that the elderly are good, but the tone is not as sincere as before. Everyone knows why, but tacitly. After all, I am a government worker, and I still have some self-restraint. The old man gradually realized something, lost his smile and didn't often clean the yard. In the evening, he curled up in the room, smoking and turning off the lights very late.

One day, the old man asked the people in the yard for a raise, because the price rose too much, and his wife in the country wanted to stay for a few days. The old man spoke sincerely, and the people in the courtyard expressed sympathy. Two days later, someone told the old man that the government was spending a lot now and could not afford the money. Let all households get together, and everyone is unwilling. Finally, the man said, "Old comrades, try harder. There's nothing we can do. Wait a minute, we will study it before making a decision. " The old man's mouth moved, finally sighed and said nothing. That night, the lights in the old man's house were on until dawn.

At the end of the month, the old man moved away and never came back.

It is said that someone gave gifts to people in the courtyard, secretly, and was sent to the police station by the old man as a thief; Others said that the second son of the vice mayor took his girlfriend home at night and was rejected by the old man; Others said that the old man once advised those who sneaked home to cook during office hours not to forget what they had done.

The paint on the back door is gone, and several pieces have been eaten by moths. When you close it and open it again, it always creaks, and the clothes hanging in the yard will always disappear. Someone suggested changing the iron gate, and everyone in the courtyard said, good idea.

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8. The window of the cell (cell-window-barbed wire-blue sky-death-rescue)

During World War II, two people were held in a small cell in a Nazi concentration camp. The only place where they can understand the world is the window one foot square in the cell.

Every morning, they take turns to go to the window and see the outside world.

One person always looks sadly at the high walls and barbed wire outside the window, while another person always likes to look at the sky outside the window and watch the birds fly freely in the blue sky.

Half a year later, the former died of depression in prison; The latter survived strongly until he was rescued.

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9. A hut in the desert (thirsty-knocking at the door-fainting-the door is unlocked)

A man lost his way in the desert. When he saw a closed house, he died of thirst. He stepped forward and kept knocking at the door, but no one answered the door for him. He started to get angry, then resented, and he kept cursing at the door. Finally, he couldn't hold on and fainted in front of the house.

In the evening, when the master came back from outside, he saw a man lying at the door and quickly helped him up. He reached for a sliding door-it was unlocked and took him into the house.