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Boys screen friends to test you. It's not that he doesn't like making friends.
Last year, a variety show "Daughter in Love" made netizens all over the country know Lulu and Zhang Mingen, a sweet couple. Feel at will. Without the chart, the sweetness will overflow the screen.
As the saying goes, the authorities are fascinated and the bystanders are clear.
Although Lulu was captured by sugar-coated shells, Lulu's father had already seen through everything and even bluntly said in the program:
"You two are still far from getting married. 」
Sure enough, it wasn't long before the news of Zhang Mingen's cheating came out.
Irrefutable evidence, love rat Hammer.
Just when everyone thought the melon was finished, it reversed.
Zhang Mingen not only taught Hu Bingqing to tear Lulu by voice, but also was exposed to release a number of friends circle that only Hu Bingqing could see.
Touch asphalt and you will be defiled.
Having an affair with someone else behind your real girlfriend's back, whether you are a master of friends circle management or a master of time management, rollover is inevitable.
There is a saying on the Internet:
If you can't see your partner's circle of friends, there are only two reasons, either Ta is plotting a surprise or Ta wants to pretend to be single.
Obviously, Zhang Mingen is the latter.
Coincidentally, netizens even singled out Li Xian's comments on Zhang Mingen in an earlier interview.
Now that the truth has come out, netizens said with a smile: I'm afraid Li Xian really paid the wrong money.
In fact, this person is not the only one who really made mistakes.
Many friends around me complain that their partner's mobile phone never leaves their body during their love. Only when I saw it by chance did I know that there were not only other ambiguous objects in the mobile phone, but also many friends I had never seen before.
With all due respect, such an object, don't break up and keep the New Year?
Love is a process of mutual honesty. We have no right to ask about each other's past, but at least we must ensure the sincerity of the present.
Since you have chosen the other person, you should be loyal to your feelings, which is the most basic operation.
A person who eats a bowl and looks at the pot and abandons love like a shoe will undoubtedly abandon you seriously in the future.
Such a person will not accompany you through this life safely.
Two days ago, my good friend Yan Yan cried and told me that he was married.
Yan Yan has been with her boyfriend for three years. How many times has she talked about getting married? Fight for your career first? The reason refused, and then the two broke up because of trivial matters.
In just half a year, the boy got a marriage certificate.
"It turned out that he didn't want to get married, just didn't want to marry me. 」
Yan Yan finished this sentence and broke down in tears.
The movie "He doesn't really like you that much", which is regarded as a model of love by netizens, reveals a life truth:
"Sometimes we prefer to believe that a man is too stressed, too tired, too inferior and too sensitive. I have a childhood shadow or love my ex-girlfriend too much, but I don't want to admit a simple fact.
Yes, he is not too busy, he is not injured, he has no psychological shadow, and his mobile phone has fallen into the toilet or lost his memory. He just doesn't like you that much. 」
The world of adults needs so many twists and turns, and we don't see through many things, but we choose to deceive ourselves in the face of facts.
During the Dragon Boat Festival holiday, I relived the picture book "Beijing Women" and felt a lot. The heroine Chen Ke's experience is exactly the same as Yan Yan's.
Chen Ke, a girl who came to Beijing alone, met Yu Yang, a rich second generation.
She thought that the other person was her destiny takes a hand's person, and even planned the future long ago, but these were just a joke in Yang's eyes.
Yu Yang never gave Chen Ke an identity in front of anyone and never admitted their love relationship.
On the surface, Chen Ke has a boyfriend's love, as well as countless gifts and luxuries. In fact, Chen Ke is more like a pet that can be summoned at will.
The most painful thing in a relationship is that one side wants to be confident, but the other side is still playing with flowers.
Among them, there is a scene that impressed me deeply:
Chen Ke's mother came to Beijing to meet her daughter's boyfriend. Yu Yang hid under the pretext of going on a business trip.
Afterwards, in the face of Chen Ke's questioning, he simply said that he had no plans to get married for the time being.
As a result, there were no invitations from others in Takuwa.
Is it really out of fear of marriage that you have no plans to get married?
Not necessarily. He will get married, but not with you.
A person who really loves you will always think of you, not only with light in his eyes, but also with long-term plans in his heart
Efforts are just to give you a shelter from the wind and rain as soon as possible;
Earn money desperately, only to provide a better life for children in the future;
On the day of washing and cooking at home, delicacies are better than home-cooked meals, and daily necessities are better than everything in the world.
You can't hide your love for someone. Only after reading Qian Fan can you understand that "not ready" is the biggest lie in the world.
Seeing a topic in Zhihu Lake, someone asked:
Why do girls care so much about their boyfriends' circle of friends?
Someone answered:
Because the circle of friends is a person's whole life, including family, friends, teachers and colleagues?
People who are willing to put you in a circle of friends are telling the world that their famous flowers are taken. This sense of security can't be bought with a few sweet words.
Indeed, the circle of friends is the most direct channel for us to understand a person.
You must have had such an experience. Whether for work or other reasons, you added a WeChat friend and subconsciously looked at each other's circle of friends to judge what kind of person they were.
It is not difficult to understand that the "announcement" of the circle of friends is not only related to the sense of security, but also to their position in the hearts of their partners.
People who put you in a circle of friends must love you very much.
To say that 20 19 is the hottest TV series, Xiao Huan is definitely on the list.
Hong Tao, who plays a controlling single mother in the play, has received many confessions from netizens. Some netizens even shouted: Let Teacher Hong Tao come out to film more!
Xú Zhēng responded cheerfully in the circle of friends: Hong Tao is everyone's Hong Tao, and I am Hong Tao's private property.
My wife is so excellent that we have a bright face. Xu zhēng praised her and didn't forget to lose a dog and a wolf.
I have to say that this secret love is really sweet, but what I admire most is the love between two people.
Some people say that the biggest fear of falling in love is that you can't stand the itch for seven years and eventually become a stranger. Xu zhēng and Hong Tao supported each other for 17 years.
In this vast vanity fair, it is not easy to find a sincere person. What is more commendable is that the feelings of two people are the same.
If you like someone, your eyes can't fool you, and neither can your friends.
My circle of friends is full of you, and my heart is full of you.
In the latest issue of "The King of Cross-border Songs", Ryan's song "Finally Waiting for You" touched the audience.
When asked by the host about the original intention of choosing this song, Ryan smiled and said:
"I also want to give this song to my newly married wife, my wife.
It is very, very difficult for a girl to give you a lifetime, be willing to form a family with you and give birth to your children. 」
Love is a metaphysics, and there are no standard answers to many questions, which can't be explained anyway.
Ryan and his wife Xin Wei haven't been together for long, but they have recognized each other.
One is not married and the other is not married.
This kind of love, as Qian Zhongshu said:
"I didn't want to get married before I met you. When I met you, I didn't want to marry anyone else. 」
Love a person, don't ask him to be rich, no matter whether he is rich or poor, the joy in his heart can't deceive people. Similarly, whether he loves you or not can also be shown through various signs.
The future is very long, don't live without it, don't wronged yourself.
Life should be broken not only in life, but also in feelings. Dislocated love is broken when it is broken.
For the rest of my life, I hope someone will love you deeply, and my family will never be disappointed.
For a lifetime, be with the person who has you in the circle of friends and just wants to marry you.
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