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Can you express your current mood in one sentence?

1. Girlfriend is still with her mother-in-law.

When you come, I think you won't leave. If you leave, I will think that you have never been here.

3. I fell asleep alone, woke up cold and in a daze, and admitted that I had defeated myself; I speak alone, I expect alone, alone, alone, alone. ...

I lost my mobile phone card for half a month, so I'm too lazy to do it. Anyway, no boyfriend called me, waiting for school to start.

I have been rejected by all the opposite sex around me, and now I am trying to calibrate my sexual orientation.

6. There are still many phone bills outstanding at the end of the month, but I don't know who to call. ...

7. Hehe, my period is on time every month.

8. I never lost my wrist.

9. The first kiss is still there. This is a sad story.

10, my left hand holds my right hand.

1 1. In the phone records, the word "mom" appears the most frequently.

12, I don't even have a rice cooker!

13, girlfriend has a loophole.

14, I used to like someone, but now I like someone. ...

15,165438+1October1,1,I am alone. Fall, it is completely impossible to take off the order!

16, get used to one person's world, yearn for and fear two people's world.

17, toothbrush, toothpaste, teacup ... everything is singular, when can it become even?