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Poetry of saving food

1, farmer father

Tang Dynasty: Zhang Bi

Transport and hoe? Since the invasion of the stars, Long Mu has been full of family happiness.

Finally, Xiaomi went to someone else, and my wife didn't know where to throw it.

Explanation:

Every day before the stars set, they went to the fields to work hard until a bumper harvest was in sight. How happy this family is!

In the end, all the good harvests will be taken away by the government. This family can't live any longer. I didn't know that one day I would sell my wife and children!

2. Nagata/Sadata

Tang Dynasty: Nie Zhongyi

Sell new silk in February and cut new grain in May.

Cured the sore in front of me, but dug out my heart.

I hope the king's heart will turn into a bright candle.

Not according to the resumption of the front banquet, but according to the escape room.

Explanation:

In February, the silkworm didn't cocoon and paid off its debts early. May Valley is immature and barely sold.

Is to take out the meat in your heart before your eyes and cure the pain in your heart.

The emperor's heart of hope turned into candlelight.

There is no luxurious banquet, only the empty houses of the victims.

3. "Don't state the person"

Tang Dynasty: Bai Juyi

The old people walked back, and the pot was full of farewell banquets.

There are no trees in Gan Tang, so I have to cry.

For poor families, taxes are too heavy and farmers are eager for dry land.

Leave only one lake to save the disaster year with you.

Explanation:

The elders in Hangzhou prepared a sumptuous banquet and water and passed by to greet each other.

As a local official, he was ashamed of not doing good things during his tenure, so he burst into tears.

Due to high taxes, there are many poor farmers; Because there are many dry fields, there is famine among farmers.

In order to fight drought, I can only leave a lake for my elders.

4. "The second kind of farmers"

Tang Dynasty: Li Shen

At noon in summer, the sun is very hot, farmers are still working, and beads are dripping into the soil.

Who would have thought that our bowl of rice and grain are full of the blood and sweat of farmers?

Explanation:

At noon in midsummer, the sun is shining, farmers are still working, and sweat is dripping on the ground.

Who would have thought that our bowl of rice was full of peasants' blood and sweat?

5. "Back to the Garden, Part III"

Wei and Jin Dynasties: Tao Yuanming

I planted beans at the foot of Nanshan, and the weeds in the field were covered with peas.

Get up early in the morning to get rid of weeds, and come back with hoes in the moonlight at night.

The narrow path covered with vegetation, the night dew wet my clothes.

It's not a pity to get wet, but I hope it won't be against my will.

Explanation:

I grow beans in Nanshan, where grass and peas grow.

Weed the ground in the morning, dropped the hoe at night and shipped it back to the moon.

The narrow road was covered with plants, and the dew at night wet my clothes.

Wet clothes are not a pity. I just hope it doesn't offend my tendency to farm again.