What is it like to have a dirty roommate?

I have transformed from an innocent little person who doesn’t care about worldly affairs to a dirty and dirty veteran driver. The first person I want to thank is my roommate.

Speaking of my roommate, he has long blond hair reaching his waist, a slim waist, raised hips, long legs, and fair skin. Although she is not the one in a million, she is still a goddess in the hearts of many boys, so when she stops there, everyone thinks she is a pure girl, and no one except me can tell that she is an experienced driver. She loves driving the most in the dormitory. We resisted it at first, but gradually we got used to it and became assimilated. According to her logic, a person in the dirty forest is very lonely, and the height is too cold, so he must drive first and then dirty. When everyone is of equal strength, the scene of racing together will be very spectacular. As her bed partner, I naturally became her key training target. Every day when I open Weibo, I will always receive all kinds of latest pornographic jokes from her. When talking to her, she will always find flaws and be ridiculed severely. , at first she would blush and say she was disgusted but not ashamed, but later she finally discovered that this kind of physical attack was like scratching an itch for her, so she still had to fight fire with fire. Now we spend most of our time in the dormitory apart from playing games and racing cars. As long as she throws out jokes, I can pick them up 99% of the time.

Everyone knows that boys love to tell dirty jokes, but every time I encounter this situation, I feel so hypocritical. I obviously understand all the other person’s jokes, but I have to pretend to be cool. Confused look. In fact, at this time, I despise this kind of seniors in my heart. Don’t use cliché jokes to make fun of them. Girls know more than you, and it will be very tiring to perform with you. I found that since I became dirty, my thoughts have easily formed inertia. For example, I really can’t look directly at fruits such as cucumbers, bananas, peaches, and sensitive words like chrysanthemums. Every time I think about something wrong, I have to forcefully pull me down. return. But if someone else intentionally brings it up, it would be very embarrassing. This is a time of life and death. If you prove that you are innocent, you will know it by looking at your expression. So at this time, you must be careful of that kind of scheming boy. Inadvertently, my moral integrity was shattered. Of course, I am not disgusted by all the dirty jokes told by boys. After all, this matter still depends on appearance. If you are good-looking, I will risk my life to act with you. I don’t mind playing the role of a shy elementary school girl. If I forcefully tell dirty jokes, then I really feel that my destiny is not right. I have done many unreasonable things in my previous life. I often don't express any opinions to such people in the whole process. Who would be more embarrassed than the other.

Actually, I think this is quite good. I live a relaxed and happy life. I just tell dirty jokes about driving and other things. I neither kill people nor set fires. Dirty girls are quite cute. On the contrary. It's really stressful to get along with girls who are too innocent. After all, it hurts my conscience to lead others into bad ways!