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What are the interesting university histories in China?

Why didn't anyone say anything when Nanjing University and Southeast University merged many years ago?

In other words, it is not impossible for the two universities to complement each other and merge with the trend to achieve mutual benefit and win-win results.

However, as for the name of the merged school, take the first word of the two schools as an example. Southeast and South mostly disagree. Take the word "two schools" as an example. Nanjing and Dongda disagree. But it cannot be called "Tokyo University" or "JD". COM university ". Or change back to the "National Central University" before the two universities, it is estimated that the Ministry of Education will not agree.

Old joke: Geographically speaking, Renmin University, Beijing Institute of Technology, School of Foreign Languages and Central University for Nationalities are adjacent, and academically speaking, they are just complementary. In order to keep a balance, you can take one word from each school, so that you can form XXXX University, and it must be the first in the country in scale. So everyone suggested that China Renmin University take the Chinese character test, Foreign Languages Institute take the foreign language test, Minzu University take the Chinese character test and Beijing Institute of Technology take the Chinese character test. Such an absolutely amazing name came out: migrant workers' universities at home and abroad.

There is a path called Xingtan Road in the beautiful capital. There is a Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications on the west side of Xingtan Road and a Beijing Normal University on the east side. Students from the two universities often have friendly exchanges. During various conferences and bird flu, students of the two universities can directly enter each other's institutions with their student ID cards, thus avoiding the trouble of registration. In recent years, it has been rumored that these two universities will merge and then become the third university in Beijing. So much so that this news is the menstrual post of two school forums. Several families are happy and several families are sad. Because the ratio of male to female is 3: 1, a rotten girl went to Mingguang Village Men's Vocational and Technical College and saw that there were more women than men on the opposite side, and all the girls studying abroad were jealous. The seniors of Beijing Normal University proudly look down on Beijing University of Physical Education in their eyes (Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications holds sports meetings in neighboring middle schools all the year round), fearing that the low-quality farmers' associations of Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications will lower their qualifications.

The name of the merged school has been under discussion, and the most popular one is "Beijing Fan Dian University". This name can overshadow the tall names of New Western Kitchen College, Beida Jade Bird and Brewster Royal International College.