A selection of classic quotations from children's language

Use children's words to record the baby's growth, and on the basis of ordinary Weibo, add special functions such as "adding multiple babies" and "friends and relatives". Let's enjoy the classic quotations of children's words! ! The following are the classic children's sayings that I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them.

One day, the baby told his mother that I want to marry my cousin when I grow up. Mom said in distress situation: No, relatives can't get married. The ball ball said inexplicably, isn't dad your relative? How do you and dad get married?

2) When playing games, the teacher asked the children to talk about their dreams. Xiao Ming was the first to raise his hand and say, I had a good dream yesterday. ? The teacher asked, OK, why don't you tell me about your dream? Xiao Ming thought for a moment and said, Teacher, you speak! You were there. ?

3) Mom asks Pippi to get up: Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! ? Pippi said? What does cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! ?

4) Xixi did something bad and Dad got angry. Mom:? Baby, look, dad is angry! ? Sissy:? Dad is very angry, and the consequences are very serious! ? Dad was amused. Sissy:? That's right, dad It's nice to have a smile. When you are angry, you look like a rotten egg. ? Dad:? Huh?

5) Mother wants to sleep after giving the twins a bath. I saw two little guys laughing in bed. Mother asked, What are you laughing at? The second child said: you washed your brother twice, but you haven't washed me yet!

Hui Hui made a new friend. Hui Hui asked what his name was, and the children said? My name is Zhang Junqing. ? Hui Hui asked? Is it black?

7) When my baby was two years old, I went to the aquarium with my little aunt for the first time to see marine life. Menstruation asked him what fish was in the tank, and she always replied: Braised fish.

8) One night, Yo-Yo kept making trouble. I was sick and didn't pay attention to her, so she cried. After crying for a while, I told him to lie down and sleep. Yo-yo climbed over and asked with a smile, Do you listen to my crying song?

9) Pregnant Aunt Li went to Hengheng's home to consult Hengheng's mother about prenatal education. In the meantime, Hengheng heard Aunt Li say that the baby in her stomach was kicking around, and asked Hengheng's mother what to do? Hengheng said, Aunt Li, what's so difficult about this? Why don't you give the child a toy and he will stop playing when he has something to play in it?

10) I took adzuki bean to play by the city wall. Xiaodou suddenly saw the children sketching. He looked at them for a long time and then asked me, Uncle, they must be very poor, right? How difficult it is for them to draw like this. Why not buy a camera? How convenient it would be!

1) mom: the young lady next door is crying all day, so anxious that my aunt doesn't know what to do. Bao Xiao: It's all my aunt's fault. He came back from the hospital. Why don't you want one? Baby guide book? And then what?

2) Grandma took three-year-old Bao Xiao by bus. After a while, Bao Xiao said, Grandma, look, that aunt's ass is flowing out. ? Grandma looked up and stood in front of her with an aunt in a thong.

3) The mid-term exam is over, Dad. How did you do in the exam? Bao Xiao:? What a mess? Dad:? Playing football is so good that you can't pass the exam. Bao Xiao:? Playing football is cooperative. ?

That day, I asked Hui Hui to wash his hands and eat. He is watching TV and doesn't want to go. I said:? Don't watch TV if you don't go. ? Hui Hui said:? Heroes don't suffer immediate losses. ? Then I went to wash my hands immediately.

5) As usual, my mother will lead the children to clean up their toys. My mother is very cute. Baby, let's collect building blocks together and let them go home. ? The little guy said seriously, collecting toys is very tiring! ?

6) When I came home the next day, the landlord's son saw me and confidently pointed out that this uncle said so. Let his father laugh and cry.

Bao Xiao was so naughty that his father gave him a good beating. Bao Xiao gritted his teeth and announced categorically: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, suit yourself, but I swear to you, I will get back at your grandson in the future. ?

8) Dad told his daughter that she was often hungry when she was a child. The daughter asked sympathetically with tears in her eyes after listening. Oh, dad, did you come to our house because you have no food?

9) One day, grandma said to Hengheng: Hengheng, help grandma pick vegetables. Hengheng is watching cartoons and doesn't want to help grandma. So, naughty said to grandma: grandma gave me kindergarten and I helped her pick vegetables.

10) I played chess online and my little niece took a shit. Uncle, help me wipe my ass? I said I was looking for your father, and then I saw her turn her back on me step by step, shouting classic: reverse, please pay attention! Reverse, please pay attention! ?

1 1) When eating, Beibei grabbed a napkin and dipped some soup in the bowl. Then she pointed to her father's nose and said in surprise, yo, what a snot.

12) Hengheng's birthday is coming. Mother asked him what he wanted for his birthday. Hengheng thought for a moment and said, I want to find a younger brother to play with me on my birthday. Mom said with a smile, it's too late. Hengheng said: Too late? Then why doesn't mom work overtime to have a younger brother?

13) q: thank you, children. What's your name? A:? My name is red scarf. ?

14) One day, Hengheng didn't eat well. Dad said angrily, Hengheng, if you don't listen, dad will sell you and buy a obedient Hengheng back. Hengheng listened to his father's words and said angrily, no, I asked my mother to sell my father and buy a father who won't lose his temper.

15) When I was with my uncle's little brother last month, every family sometimes acted like a little adult. One day, the family was sitting around for dinner, and the little guy suddenly asked with concern: Mom, is my brother obedient? ! ? My mother looked helpless, but she still answered seriously: Oh, be obedient. Thank you for your concern. ?

16) When my sister was a child, she always crawled around when she couldn't walk. Once he got up, put a loud P on himself and looked back curiously. After searching for a long time, he found it and burst into tears. His mother coaxed him for a long time before turning off the fire.

17) My mother often tells Xiaomei: Don't shake your skirt, or the little boy will see the underwear inside! One day, Xiaomei said happily to her mother: Mom, I played on the swing with Xiaoming today, and I won! Mom said angrily, didn't I tell you? Don't pose in a skirt! Xiaomei said proudly, but I am so smart! I took off my underwear inside, so he couldn't see my underwear!

18) The six-year-old daughter asked seriously:? Mom, does the table have legs or not? Mom:? Of course it has legs, otherwise how can it stand up? Daughter:? Then why doesn't it go?

19) mom:? Sissy, while playing, my mother irons my father's clothes, and I love you. ? Xixi disappeared for a minute and then appeared beside her mother. Sissy:? Mom, have you finished burning dad's clothes?

20) One day, Xixi asked me: Teacher, are we animals? Well, man is an animal, but he is an advanced animal. ? Teacher, are cats also advanced animals? No, cats are mammals. ? Teacher, then why can't I beat the cat? Teacher:

1) Xixi stood by the mirror, wriggling with her eyes closed. I think it's strange. I went over and asked him, what are you doing? He said, I'm looking in the mirror! I said, then why did you close your eyes? He said loudly, I am watching me sleep!

2) One day, my uncle who was a soldier in the army came to my sister's house to see Hengheng. During the conversation, my uncle said: I was bitten by mosquitoes when I was on duty, which was very uncomfortable. Hengheng looked at his uncle and said loudly, Wow, this mosquito is so bold that the PLA dares to bite it.

3) Hengheng heard the announcer say that XXX was resting in peace on TV. She asked her father, Dad, what do you mean by rest? Dad said: rest is sleep. ? Oh? Constant constant nodded his head. The next night, Hengheng said to her mother seriously. Mom, I want to rest in peace with you tonight. ?

4) The kitten went to kindergarten. One day, the teacher asked: Who knows how many countries there are in the world? The kitten said: I know! The teacher said: Then tell me which countries there are. The kitten said: There are two countries, namely China and foreign countries!

5) Hengheng can't figure out what zodiac it is. He heard his mother say that the baby born this year was a snake, so he said to himself: I was born a tiger baby then, and this year I became a snake baby. What baby will I become next year?

6) One day, Hengheng asked his mother: Where am I from? Mom thought for a moment and said, I brought you back from the hospital? Hengheng said to himself:? Xiu Xiu is better because he is from Hubei. ?

7) Bao Xiao? Mom, can monkeys climb trees? Mom:? Yes ? Bao Xiao:? You said that people evolved from monkeys, right? Mom:? what's up Bao Xiao:? Then how come the uncle next door can climb trees and you can't! ?

8) On one occasion, Hengheng's mother went on a business trip. Hengheng told his father that he wanted to eat steamed bread made by his mother. So, dad steamed the steamed bread for Hengheng according to the recipe. Hengheng looked at the steamed bread and said to himself, Mom's steamed bread will grow fat when cooked, but why doesn't Dad do it?

9) Xiaoming goes to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat birthday buns, Xiao Ming asks: Why do we eat this kind of birthday buns like ass? They listened to the face big change. Then Xiao Ming opened the handbag, looked at the bean paste inside and said, Grandma, look! There is shit in it! Everyone fainted, vomited and vomited.

10) It's nine o'clock in the evening, but my daughter is wide awake. I said to my daughter: Yoyo, you are going to sleep. If you don't sleep, it won't last long. ? My daughter smiled and said to me, You are so big and tall that you can stay up late. ? I was dumbfounded.

1 1) According to the unified deployment of the city, the residential property has poison bait sites in every corner of the building, so it is used on small wooden boards for fear of hurting children? Poison bait? . Hengheng asked his mother, what is this? Mom said: it's a place to put rat poison. Hengheng thought for a moment and said to his mother, fortunately, the mouse can't read, otherwise it will expose the target.

Mom: Pierre, do you want a biscuit? Pierre didn't respond. His mother asked, Pierre, do you want a biscuit? Pierre said, yes, mom. Mom said: Why should I ask you twice? Pierre: Because I want to eat two tablets.

13) My father is always hardworking, my mother is always gentle and kind, my brother and sister are always diligent, smart and sensible, my brother is always naughty, my sister is always lovely, my grandparents are always kind and love to tell stories, and my teacher is always responsible for her work, so she is prone to illness?

14) Xixi told a story: when a cat sees a mouse, it becomes a tiger, but when it sees a tiger, it becomes a mouse. Dad:? But? What is this? Xixi replied:? This is an animal bigger than a cat and smaller than a tiger. ?

15) grandma was admitted to the hospital because of gallstones. Hengheng asked Dad: What happened to gallstones? Dad said quickly that gallstones are stones in your stomach. Hengheng said loudly to his father, take me to grandma quickly, and I will tell her not to eat the stones in her stomach again.

16) It's nine o'clock in the evening, but my daughter is wide awake. I said to my daughter: Yoyo, you are going to sleep. If you don't sleep, it won't last long. ? My daughter smiled and said to me, You are so big and tall that you can stay up late. ? I was dumbfounded.

17) I teased my three-year-old nephew: What's the difference between a man and a flea? My nephew thought for a long time and answered me: fleas grow on people, but fleas don't grow on people.

18) Xu rode a small bike and went out to buy food with his grandmother. Downstairs, he refused to come up and went out to play. Grandma said to him:? Do you want to come up? I'm going up! ? Xu Xu sat motionless on the bike and finally said to her grandmother, I'll wait for you! ?

19) ? Do you know where you are from? I know, that is, my father planted seeds in my mother's stomach and then took them out by surgery. Ha ha. ?

20) On one occasion, Hengheng's mother went on a business trip. Hengheng told his father that he wanted to eat steamed bread made by his mother. So, dad steamed the steamed bread for Hengheng according to the recipe. Hengheng looked at the steamed bread and said to himself, Mom's steamed bread will grow fat when cooked, but why doesn't Dad do it?

2 1) One night, the yo-yo kept making noise. I was sick and didn't take care of her, so she cried. After crying for a while, I told him to lie down and sleep. Yo-yo climbed over and asked with a smile, Do you listen to my crying song?

22) The kitten went to kindergarten. One day, the teacher asked: Who knows how many countries there are in the world? The kitten said: I know! The teacher said: Then tell me which countries there are. The kitten said: There are two countries, China and foreign countries!

23) Eating steamed buns at home, the baby said to his father: Give me a bag! Dad said to Xin Wei: Don't say Bao, say Bao Zi. The baby nodded to show that he remembered. At night, the baby suddenly pointed to his father's arm and said, Dad, your arm was bitten by a mosquito!

Bao Xiao:? Mom, I broke the mirror, I broke the mirror! ? Mom:? I see, there is no need to say it again. ? Bao Xiao:? You said that once you confess, you can reduce your punishment by half! ?

25) My two-and-a-half-year-old daughter often says some ridiculous things. One day watching Africans dance on TV, she suddenly asked, Mom, why doesn't this uncle wash his face?

26) An article introducing the teacher's appearance. It should be? Teacher's face? , written by accident? The teacher has a claw face? . Our Chinese teacher is going crazy.

27) mom:? Sissy, why don't you share candy with your little sister? Look, the old hen found bugs and gave them to the chicks! ? Sissy:? Well, if I find bugs, I will feed them all to my little sister. ?

28) Hengheng came back from kindergarten with a unhappy face. Grandma asked? Hengheng, what's the matter? Hengheng said with injustice:? Grandma, Zhuo Zhuo and I, like my mom and dad, have completely broken up. ? Grandma asked? What happened? My deskmate Zhuo Zhuo didn't give me French fries, but Xiu Xiu did.

29) One day, Xixi sneezed, rubbed his nose and said that he had a runny nose. ? I didn't see anything and ignored him. After a while, I asked him if he still had a runny nose, and Xixi said, no? I asked where my nose went, and Xixi replied. Under the sofa. ?