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Chinese 10 comprehensive study in the second volume of the fifth grade.

The comprehensive study of this lesson has three contents:

1, with distinctive Chinese idioms, such as two-part allegorical sayings, proverbs and couplets; There are also short articles with distinctive expressions, such as humorous stories and ancient and modern jokes.

I like unique couplets, such as:

Thimble: "Pine leaves, bamboo leaves, green leaves, autumn sounds, geese sounds, cold sounds." "Open your mouth and laugh at ridiculous people in ancient and modern times; A big belly can accommodate things that heaven and earth can't. "

Numeral couplets: "One palm is the sky, and five fingers are three long and two short;" Liuhe is inserted into the ground, and seven floors extend in all directions. "

Palindrome: "People have been to the Big Buddha Temple, which is bigger than others." "Xiu Xiu is covered with mountains and rivers, and Xiu Xiu is covered with mountains and rivers."

Overlapping words: "There are many happy events, many joys, and a bumper harvest every year; Laugh, laugh, laugh often. "

Their language is popular, close to life, humorous and sometimes ironic.

2. Collect and try to write interesting and touching tips or advertising words. For example, don't let the faucet cry sadly!

3. Collect wonderful dialogues from cross talk, storytelling or film and television dramas. For example,

Tang Jiezhong: What are you doing abroad?

Ma Ji: I went to see menstruation.

Tang Jiezhong: Who is your aunt?

Ma Ji: Aunt Javert.

Tang Jiezhong: Where does your aunt live?

Ma Ji: Iceland.

Tang Jiezhong: That place is really cold.

Ma Ji: It doesn't matter if I'm cold. I wear more clothes.

Tang Jiezhong: What are you wearing?

Ma Ji: I'm wearing a Himalayan shirt.

Tang Jiezhong: This dress is very fresh.

Ma Ji: I have a horse belt around my neck, and my pants are wool pants.

Tang Jiezhong: The material of this session is really fresh.

Ma Ji: I also have a Ukrainian paper hat on my head.

Tang Jiezhong: Why are you wearing that hat?

Ma Ji: Isn't that to protect my two small mouths?

Tang Jiezhong: Damn it, you have grown up in Nepal.

Ma Ji: I got dressed and set off by plane.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh?

Ma Ji: I found another boat when I got off the plane.

Tang Jiezhong: What ship?

Ma Ji: Forrest Gump.

Tang Jiezhong: Wow, this ship is really big.

Ma Ji: I got off the boat and rode again.

Tang Jiezhong: What kind of horse?

Ma Ji: Panama.

Tang Jiezhong: Well, this horse can ride, too.

Ma Ji: I walked a little after I got off the horse.

Tang Jiezhong: Which way?

Ma Ji: Osiris Road.

Tang Jiezhong: Is it easy?

Ma Ji: It's hard to walk. They are all Hokkaido.

Tang Jiezhong: Hey!

Ma Ji: I have been to many places in Singapore.

Tang Jiezhong: Singapore?

Ma Ji: I ended up in Hiroshima.

Tang Jiezhong: This is Hiroshima.

Ma Ji: Hiroshima is surrounded by water.

Tang Jiezhong: That's all water.

Ma Ji: Yongding River on the left, Nile River on the right, Dongting Lake in front and Pearl River behind.

Tang Jiezhong: What a mess.

Ma Ji: There is a strange thing in that water called "claw cup".

Tang Jiezhong: What's that?

Ma Ji: It's an animal that grows all over Calcutta and makes strange noises.

Tang Jiezhong: What are their names?

Ma Ji: Cuba, Cuba ...

Tang Jiezhong: It's called Cuba.

Ma Ji: Don't tell me. I was scared when I heard that, so I ran as fast as I could.

Tang Jiezhong: Hey!

Ma Ji: Suddenly I found a village ahead.

Tang Jiezhong: Where is it?

Ma Ji: Cambodia.

Tang Jiezhong: OK, where did it go?

Ma Ji: There is a castle ahead.

Tang Jiezhong: What castle?

Ma Ji: Luxemburg.

Tang Jiezhong: Luxemburg.

Ma Ji: When I walked into Luxemburg, I saw that the rooms on both sides were Nagoya.

Tang Jiezhong: They are all houses.

Ma Ji: The house is well built.

Tang Jiezhong: How were they built?

Ma Ji: The floor is full of stones.

Tang Jiezhong: Billy Si Tong?

Ma Ji: There is a Bakis carpet on it.

Tang Jiezhong: Boy, it's really wide.