The difference between foreign jokes and China jokes

1. Two girls have just arrived in Paris to study in France. In the street, they saw a black man coming from the opposite side. One said to the other, "It's really dark." The black man immediately went up to them and said, "You are white!" "

What's more, an Indian classmate of mine was once asked, "I heard that you can speak Chinese, right?" The Indian immediately said in Chinese, "What's wrong with you? Can't you see I'm Indian? I can't speak Chinese. " Whip it now!

On the subway in Frankfurt, there is a tall man sitting opposite. I casually said to my companion, "That guy's legs are really long ..." Unexpectedly, the foreigner asked me, "How tall are you?" Scared me, and then we chatted in Chinese for a while. He said, "You China people are not afraid of anything, but they are afraid that foreign devils will speak Chinese, hahaha …" At last, that guy actually said "goodbye" in Shanghainese, and I almost fainted at that time. ...

4. A friend's true story: On a business trip to Tokyo, a friend saw a blonde girl walk in the elevator of an upscale building. A friend whispered to his colleague, "Is this a chicken?" Unexpectedly, the girl suddenly turned around and said with a standard Beijing film, "Who are you talking about?" Sample! Want to smoke? "

5. One of my colleagues (MM) is in an airport in America. She and another (MM) saw a white old lady walking in front of her, a big fat man. The last two MM said in Shanghai: "I don't know what to eat so fat?" The white granny turned around and said, "Eat!" Use Shanghai dialect.

6. One of our classmates in new york asked us for directions. A blonde with huge pp is very enthusiastic and knows Chinese, so she takes him for a walk and chat. Your classmates praised you for speaking Chinese very well. That mm's answer is very strong: new york is a colony of China people, so you can't speak Chinese! Ha ha laugh

7. Last time my mother went to the front door by subway and fell asleep. When she arrived at the station, she suddenly woke up and casually said, is it the front door? Lima, a foreign boy next to him, nodded and said, it's the front door! So mom got off the bus. ...

8. It's only interesting when my father and I are in France. The four of us were in the elevator, and then I said to my dad, "Foreigners are so tall." Those people told me that I was a foreigner in France, and now it's really embarrassing to think about it.

9. In France, I looked for bread in the supermarket and kept talking about bread, bread. As a result, a person next to me said "the bread is over there" and I also said "thank you". When I was eating in Geneva, a foreigner spoke Cantonese to me, which was very standard. Oh, my God ~

10. My friend met a foreigner in the elevator. Three buttons on the foreigner's shirt have been unbuttoned. A friend told her friend, "that foreigner's chest hair is very sexy." The foreigner immediately replied in Chinese: "Thank you …" Sweating profusely! !

1 1. I had dinner with a friend in a Korean restaurant. The waiter's hair is the same as taro and watermelon, and we have commented for a long time. The most terrible thing is that the man spoke recklessly when he served us food. After n times, it is estimated that the man can't stand it. Our stove is out. Tell him to light it. The man said in standard Chinese, "Be careful with the fire and eat slowly". At that time, we said it once in English, and then we recovered. What a shock! Completely speechless! I didn't say much in the second half of this meal, so I was scared! You know, we ate vip in that restaurant, and we didn't know how many words we said in the process! Dizzy!

13. There was another statistics class. The teacher taught the limit, and the students next to him probably didn't hear it clearly, so he asked, "What?" The teacher said, "Limit!" The students were shocked, and I didn't understand. He asked the person next to him, "What do you mean by limit? I have never heard of this word. How do you spell it? " I went crazy in the same place and shouted, "You can't understand Chinese, limit!" " I suddenly realized. From then on, I turned over a new leaf and never dared to talk nonsense in this blond and bearded class again.

14. A friend of mine is abroad. At that time, he took the subway, and it was too cold to stand at the tuyere. So he walked carefully to a foreign boy and let him take shelter from the wind. Then, he heard the buddy say, "Very clever!" She was stupid then.

15. Another foreigner, Leng, told me in standard Chinese, "I appreciate a habit of China people in winter, which is very comfortable."

16. A friend saw an African foreigner in Nantah: "Hello, your mother is a monkey." Foreigners use pure Tianjin dialect: "Your mother is a gorilla!"