Funny quotes about the start of school

1. Children who don’t want to start school! !

2. School starts tomorrow! Damn it!

3. Don’t mention the start of school to me, it will hurt your feelings.

4. If I love you, we are about to start school.

5. Your vacation is less than ten days, please top up in time.

6. Generally, a few nights before school starts, almost thousands of houses are lit up!

7. Let me tell you a ghost story. . . School is about to start!

8. School is about to start, and I’m heading towards you, so hold on tight, you’re going to be finished.

9. I was excited about the exam just now, so I wrote my exam number as my QQ number.

10. These days, toilets have become students’ leisure areas.

11. The summer vacation is over, it’s time to get ready for the winter vacation!

12. In school, you can get my people but not my heart.

13. The quality of the teacher’s class determines the traffic of the mobile phone this month.

14. A new life, a new start, a new school, a new high school life, so work hard! ~

15. Don’t leave during holidays and weekends. In fact, I love you.

16. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

17. The school doesn’t let us fall in love and even gives us couple costumes.

18. On the first day of school, there are always a bunch of people dressed like they are going on a blind date.

19. You don’t have to go to school next semester, the school was bombed by me!

20. School is about to start, and my summer homework is still in vain.

21. If anyone says that I am fat at the beginning of school, I feel like I will die with him...

22. The number of test papers each year is limited, and together they can circle the earth 200 million times.

23. My best friend said that no matter how much I eat during the summer vacation and gain weight, I will still lose weight when school starts.

24. Computer, don’t do this, let me go, I am a person with homework

25. What? What? What? School is about to start, I can’t do it.

26. What hurts more than the person you love not loving you back?

27. I have to go to my parents if I have bangs in school, but my grades don’t improve because of my hairstyle. ?

28. I don’t want to start school, just like I don’t want to graduate at the happiest time.

29. Elementary school students have started school. Q friends can return to normal. lol is also normal.

30. School! Although you got my people, you couldn’t get my heart.

31. It will be August before you know it. Let me tell you a ghost story: School is about to start!

32. After the Chinese test, I cried. After the math test, I found that I cried too early.

33. Children who don’t want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partner in school.

34. If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

35. Teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework, can you please not take it away!

36. Teacher, I have been saving my homework for the whole summer vacation, and I have feelings. Why don’t we just hand it in?

37. When I left school, I wanted to go back. After I returned, that feeling was no longer there.

38. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.

39. When dating Xia Xia Xiansen, there will always be a mistress named Xia Xia Ji.

40. One day Ultraman went to class and the teacher asked a question. Ultraman raised his hand and the teacher failed.

41. After turning off the lights in the dormitory before going to bed, imagine that there are ghosts everywhere, and rush to bed at a speed of 120 miles.

42. A child in the lower grade said: What’s wrong with me not being a virgin? What's wrong with my boy not being a virgin?

43. School is about to start, and now when I read textbooks, I feel like this, this, this, this, this, this.

44. My wish for the beginning of school: The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine.

45. Elementary school tuition fees are mouthful, junior high school tuition fees are pen, high school tuition fees are brain, and university tuition fees are flow.

46. School is about to start, but I still haven’t touched a word of my homework, and I haven’t even written my name.

47. You have to know that even if heavy rain floods the city, we have to go back to school on time when school starts.

48. I worked hard to catch up on my homework in the first few days of school, and even secretly tore a few pieces of my vacation homework from the middle.

49. Whoever talks to me first when school starts, I will be friends with him. Then you and the teacher should be gay.

50. Every time the teacher says goodbye after class, the voice is much louder than the teacher who is in class.

51. The sentence that everyone has just started the semester must be: I must study hard this semester.

52. The topic of the exam essay is what is courage. I handed in the paper and there were only five words in the essay. This is courage.

53. I have the evil spirit of Fenji, and my resentment becomes worse when I hear that school is about to start. Don’t push me, I’m afraid I can’t control it!

54. There was no holiday for Qingming Festival that year, so my classmates and I bought some paper money and burned it at the door of the teacher's office at around 5 o'clock in the morning.

55. I have to be scolded four times a day. Sometimes I don’t get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don’t read a book all day, and I don’t sleep at night.

56. Girls, in the future, find a husband named Xia and a child named Xia Ke. This child should not be asked questions by the teacher.

57. The most shameless person I have ever seen is homework. I told him I didn’t like him, but he insisted on asking me to do it.

58. What is a class teacher: He is someone who destroys your friendship, then destroys your love, but still doesn’t let go of your family ties.

59. Teachers always teach us to care for trees. But teacher, I want to tell you: it seems that the trees have been made into test papers.

60. A child in the lower grade said: Why did my mobile phone break when I turned on airplane mode and threw it from the 7th floor?

61. If you are doing military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day; if you work hard to do your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

62. The teacher caught you smoking and even beat him to death without admitting it. The teacher asked why you smelled like smoke? Body scent. . .

63. Turn off the vacation mode and officially turn on the academic mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function

64. Some people actually said that I wore eye shadow. This is too insulting to my dark circles. School is about to start, don't you catch up on your homework? .

65. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so big."

66. We have a holiday on July 14th, so school should start on September 14th! When our class teacher gives us homework, we should also give it to him.

67. I have been wondering why the teacher wants to invite parents, a person who has not even educated minors well, but still wants to educate adults?

68. Let me tell you the news that is so cruel and inhumane that life is worse than death! Heartbreaking news: School is about to start.

69. After ten years of elementary school and twelve years of middle school, I was named the most familiar face in the school. When new teachers came, they all asked me about the inside story of the school.

70. Let me tell you a scary thing. I don’t have the guts to write novels. School is about to start. It’s so scary.

71. When I was a child, I often struggled with: When you grow up, which one is better, Tsinghua University or Peking University? When I grew up, I discovered: I really thought too much.

72. As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not be activated until the day before school starts.

73. I was so hungry that I ran to the restaurant and said: I need to eat faster! The aunt shouted to the cook: Hurry up inside, the beggars are waiting in a hurry!

74. Examination is like having a disease. Before the exam, you have depression, and during the exam, you have amnesia. After the exam, your condition begins to improve, and when you get the paper back, you have a heart attack.

75. From pajamas to school uniforms and pants, from swiping the screen to reciting texts, from full WiFi to full course schedules, from sleeping in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

76. The teacher said: It is about to take the high school entrance examination. If you are in early love, don’t fight, so as not to affect your mood; if you are not in early love, don’t confess, so as not to be rejected and affect your mood.

77. It only took 5 minutes to get up this time. You have defeated 88 students across the country. There is another classmate in the dormitory who failed to get up and is restarting. All the dormitories next door have crashed.

78. Jobs died when iPhone 4s was about to be released, Jackson died when the concert was about to start, Paul died when Fast and Furious 7 was about to come out, and teachers, please take care of yourself when school is about to start.

79. Whether you write or not, the homework is there, neither increasing nor decreasing. Whether you like to write or not, whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. You can't fall in love.

80. Doctor, I can’t sleep recently, I’m in a bad mood, and I can’t eat. What’s wrong with me? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? Me: 15 years old. The doctor said: You haven’t finished your homework.

81. After school starts, I plan to be a quiet girl. In class, I will look up at the blackboard and lower my head to take notes. After class, I will sit quietly and do my homework.

82. Every time I buy a drink, I say thank you for your patronage. One day when I was taking an exam, I suddenly couldn't write the word "hui", so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I went crazy and said: "Another bottle."

83. I can’t help but play with my mobile phone during self-study in the evening. One day, it was a long time before the teacher came during the self-study in the evening. Suddenly, the teacher jumped out from the back door and turned off the light. As a result, the light reflected on his face. All the children's shoes were taken away.

84. Goodbye full WiFi, goodbye wonderful lazy sleep, hello prison-like life, hello old witch, hello little bitches, hello days without WiFi, full pile. Hello homework, hello astronomy test papers, congratulations! We are about to start school. Funny words about the beginning of school

1. Children who don’t want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partners in school.

2. Alas, I feel anxious before the holidays, but I feel anxious when school starts!!!

3. Alas, the mood of going to school is the same as the mood of going to the grave. Just as heavy.

4. I found that the thing I am most dedicated to is going to school for more than ten years.

5. I was excited about the exam just now, so I wrote my exam number as my QQ number.

6. Some people actually said that I wore eye shadow. This is really insulting to my dark circles. School is about to start, don't you catch up on your homework?

7. I haven’t read for a long time, I can’t even read the words, and I can’t even feel the emotion.

8. Will you look for me on the first day of school? Will you ask your friends for news about me?

9. Will you be the first person to talk to me on the first day of school? I want to be friends with him.

10. On the first day of school, there are always a bunch of people dressed like they are going on a blind date.

11. School has started, the same scene, the same road, the same classroom, only the classmates have changed.

12. School has started! It’s time to enter a boring and boring life again. Alas! But there are some reasons that make me like this place and remember her ~ little lazy boy!

13 , a few days before school starts, thousands of houses are lit up.

14. I am a junior in school, please stay away from us.

15. It’s been so long since school started, and there’s not even anyone in the class who can make me feel motivated.

16. I haven’t seen you for so long since school started. Are you hiding from me?

17. The quality of the teacher’s class determines the traffic of the mobile phone this month.

18. Your vacation is less than ten days, please top up in time.

19. In fact, we like going to school, but we just don’t like attending classes.

20. If you want to bomb a school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

21. How I wish I had only two days of classes a week and five days off.

22. We like school, but we like the end of get out of class more than the time in class, and we like holidays more than the start of school.

23. After ten years of elementary school and twelve years of middle school, I was rated as the most familiar face in the school. When new teachers came, they all asked me about the inside story of the school.

24. The opening ceremony for freshmen is just nonsense.

25. School made me understand what the temptation of going home is.

26. A child in the lower grade said: What’s wrong with me not being a virgin? What’s wrong with a boy who’s not a virgin?

27. The rain is so desolate, is it to highlight the start of school? Is it a sad atmosphere?

28. It turns out that I don’t have anyone I like at school, so I really have no motivation to go to school.

29. My sleep has been better since the beginning of school!!!

30. The beginning of school is painful to breathe. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to cut my hair and wear clothes. The uniform hurts, and even seeing the teacher hurts.

31. After school starts, my waist no longer aches, my legs no longer hurt, and even my heart stops beating...

32. After school starts, who will say whether I am fat or dark? , I will die together with this murderer!

33. Children who don’t want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partners in school!

34. My wish to start school: school Collapse, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine.

35. I am lovelorn. I fell in love with Xia Xia, but Xia Xia’s mother broke up us when school started.

36. Adults always say, don’t talk to me about money, because talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don’t talk to me about the start of school. Talking about the start of school will hurt your feelings.

37. My wish for the beginning of school is to have less homework, better grades, be taller and lighter.

38. If we don’t go crazy, we will start school. If we don’t do our homework, we will be finished.

39. School is about to start. School, you can get my people but not my heart. Funny words about the beginning of school

1. Students, students, get better and better as they learn.

2. Don’t mention the start of school to me, it will hurt your feelings.

3. If we don’t go crazy again, we will start school.

4. Let me tell you a ghost story, school has started!

5. The opening ceremony for freshmen is just nonsense.

6. A few nights before school starts. . . Thousands of lights!

7. Yaoyaoqike is making trouble, I say school is about to start and you say fuck it.

8. I really hope school starts on February 29th. Open once every four years!

9. The large-scale disaster movie "School" will be released soon!

10. Generally, a few nights before school starts, almost thousands of houses are lit up!

11. Mr. Winter Vacation said to me: There will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

12. In the eyes of teachers, we are always the worst students!

13. School made me understand what the temptation of going home is.

14. In fact, we like going to school, but we just don’t like classes.

15. Unknowingly, we have to embark on the road of no return to the beginning of school again.

16. Mom said: School has started, so focus on studying.

17. The summer vacation is over, it’s time to get ready for the winter vacation!

18. In school, you can get my people but not my heart.

19. On the first day of school, there are always a bunch of people dressed like they are going on a blind date.

20. School is about to start, and my summer homework is still in vain.

21. You don’t have to go to school next semester, the school was bombed by me!

22. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

23. Who can ask the teacher for a leave of absence for me? I have a phobia of starting school.

24. The beginning of school is a breathing pain, it lives in every corner of my body~

25. The beginning of school no longer aches my waist, my legs no longer hurt, and even my heart stops beating. ...

26. Sometimes you want to give up on the teacher, and at the same time the teacher also wants to give up on you.

27. In a blink of an eye, school is about to start, and I have to go to that prison-like place again.

28. I found that the thing I am most dedicated to is going to school for more than ten years.

29. The beginning of school is like going to jail. You are sentenced today and will go to jail tomorrow.

30. I really don’t know who my new deskmate is and what he looks like after school starts.

31. School is about to start. You can get my people but you can’t. to my heart.

32. What hurts more than the person you love not loving you back?

33. If we don’t go crazy, school will start. If we don’t do our homework, we will be finished.

34. The countdown to the start of school, take the time to have fun and catch up on your sleep at school.

35. I fell in love with Xia Xia, but Xia Xia’s mother broke up when school started.

36. The current situation is that I can’t study, have fun, and sleep well.

37. It turned out that I didn’t have anyone I liked at school, so I really had no motivation at all to go to school.

38. I haven’t read for a long time. I can’t even read the words, and I can’t even feel the emotion.

39. Toss a coin, go online if it’s heads, go to bed if it’s tails, stand up and go to class.

40. The beginning of school is like going to jail. You are sentenced today and will go to jail tomorrow.

41. Before you know it, it will be August. Let me tell you a ghost story: School is about to start. Got it!

42. The electricity bill for each household in the first three days of school should be very expensive! Keep the lights on and catch up on homework!

43. What can I do when school starts? Isn’t it just sitting in jail and listening to Grandma Rong’s reasoning?

44. Children who don’t want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partner in school.

45. Teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework, can you please not take it away!

46. When school starts, classmates don’t know each other, and they often mistake Zhang San for Li Si.

47. Children who don’t want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partners in school!

48. How I wish I had only two days of classes a week and five days off.

49. When I think about the start of school, I feel the pain of the Wenchuan earthquake and the Zhouqu mudslide!

50. If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

51. Whenever school is about to start, I always think about studying hard this semester. I have the same children’s shoes! !

52. Why do teachers scold us if we are not serious in class? But we cannot scold the teacher if he does not come to class.

53. I am lovelorn. I fell in love with Xia Xia, but Xia Xia’s mother broke up us when school started.

54. We always say the same thing every time school starts. I must study hard this semester.

55. Please note: School is about to start. Children who want to go crazy should go crazy quickly. If you don’t go crazy, we’ll start school!

56. School is about to start, and now when I read textbooks, I feel like this, this, this, this, this, this.

57. After school starts, who will say whether I am fat or dark? I will die together with this murderer!

58. My wish for the beginning of school: The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine.

59. Whoever talks to me first when school starts, I will be friends with him. Then you and the teacher should be gay.

60. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

61. You have to know that even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we have to go back to school on time when school starts. .

62. How many children complain that the winter vacation is too fast? That’s because school is about to start and homework has not been finished.

63. Now there is so much money and nothing to spend. In the first month of school, the lavish spending will definitely kill me

64. I have the evil spirit of Fenji, and when I hear that school is about to start, The resentment will become heavier, don't push me, I'm afraid I can't control it

65. Everyone's words at the beginning of school must be: I must study hard this semester.

66. My wish for the beginning of school is to have less homework, better grades, be taller and lighter.

67. No precautions or worries. You started school like this and brought me tragedy during my summer vacation.

68. You exist. In my late night stay yesterday, in my night, in my dream. In my all nighter. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

69. If you sleep in class, get mad at handsome guys after class, gossip with girls in the dormitory, let the day pass quickly.

70. If you are doing military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day; if you work hard to do your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

71. Turn off the vacation mode and officially turn on the academic mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function

72. Adults always say, don’t talk to me about money, because talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don’t talk to me about the start of school. Talking about the start of school will hurt your feelings.

73. Someone actually said that I wore eye shadow. This is really insulting to my dark circles. School is about to start, don't you catch up on your homework?

74. The beginning of school is a breathing pain. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to cut my hair, to wear school uniforms, and even to see the teacher.

75. Let me tell you a scary thing. I don’t have the guts to write a novel. School is about to start. It’s so scary.

76. School is like a prison, I think. When I came in, I couldn't get in. When I wanted to come out, I couldn't get out. Occasionally, I bumped into the principal, which was like bumping into the warden.

77. As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not be activated until the day before school starts.

78. From pajamas to school uniforms and school pants, from swiping the screen to reciting texts, from full WiFi to full course schedule, from sleeping in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

79. Jobs died when the iPhone 4S was about to be released, Jackson died when the concert was about to start, Paul died when Fast and Furious 7 was about to come out, and teachers, please take care of yourself when school is about to start.

80. After school starts, I plan to be a quiet girl. In class, I will look up at the blackboard and lower my head to take notes. After class, I will sit quietly and do my homework.

81. Goodbye to the full WiFi, goodbye to the wonderful lazy sleep, hello to the prison-like life, hello to the old witch, hello to the little bitches, hello to the days without WiFi, full of them. Hello homework, hello astronomy test papers, congratulations! We are about to start school. Jokes about the beginning of school Funny jokes about the beginning of school

1. I have already begun to study how to look more handsome when entering the classroom when school starts. 2. Before school started, I was determined to be a top student. After three months, I now want to quit school. 3． Let me tell you a sad ghost story: School starts tomorrow. 4. It's been a few days since school started and no one has expressed that they don't want to go to school. 5. Before Mr. Summer Vacation passed away, he held my hand tightly and said to me in a low and slow hoarse voice: Yes, ahem, there will be winter vacation. Love you for me. 6. When school starts, please give me a handsome deskmate who is good and bad sometimes, acts mean and cute, and is proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry. 7. Upcoming blockbusters include the disaster film "School Begins", the romance film "There's a Place Only Mr. Summer Vacation and I Know", the suspense film "The Case of the Strange Disappearance of Summer Homework", the horror film "The Teacher and Her Students Who Didn't Finish Their Homework", the inspirational film "Making Up Homework" "Getting Better", the suspense film "Where Are the Homework Movies", the youth film "Hasty Summer Vacation", the bittersweet film "The Reluctant Cell Phone", the detective film "Who Copied Whose Summer Homework" 8. The old vines and trees are dying of crows, the prices in the cafeteria are rising again, and the classmates are starved to death. The sun sets, Mom, I want to go home. 9. I now seriously doubt two things: 1. How did I get into the same place as these top students? 2. Are the mentally ill people around me really the normal people at the beginning of school? 10. These days, no one will believe you are a student if you don't fall in love early, don't be mean, don't cheat, don't be rebellious, don't copy homework, don't play with your mobile phone. 11. Dear juniors and fellow students, please do not envy your seniors. Although we have an early holiday, we start school late. Although we have a long vacation, we have no homework. Although we go to bed late, you wake up late. It's early. 12. After school started, there was another battle between the seniors chasing after the junior girls and the junior girls hooking up with the seniors and the junior boys chasing the senior girls and the senior girls hating the junior girls. But all I wanted to do was study. 13. I have already begun to study how to look more handsome when entering the classroom on the first day of school. 14． The balance for the holidays is insufficient, but school has started! 15. If you are in military training, it will be a sunny day. If you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day. If you work hard to do your homework, it will be the day before school starts. 16． When school starts, I want to be aloof, speak coolly, walk steadily, do my homework well, go to bed early, and be cold in class. Yes, I thought the same way last year. 17． I always like to make up for homework when school is about to start. This feeling of being on the run, oh, let’s not talk about it, just make up for homework -. -18． I have become stupid again this summer. How should I integrate into that high-IQ environment when school starts? 19. School is about to start, and it’s time to show off my flesh. 20. We go to class to get out of class, and we go to school to have vacation. Without such a great belief to support us, I can’t imagine how we would have the courage to come to school. twenty one. I noticed that my right eyelid keeps twitching recently. School is about to start