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Joke king variety

1. Happy Fax

2. Who is Woodhead?

3. Happy scales (there are two kinds)

4. Have mercy.

5. Who is the king posture?

6.99 multiplication table

1. Put coins in your mouth through facial movements and divide them into several groups to compete.

2. Many people count frogs. For example, the first person said that frogs have a mouth, two eyes, four legs, and so on.

3. Who is the posture king? Many faces stood back in a row. On the count of three, everyone poses in various postures, and the strangest one is the posture king.

4. The game of radish squatting, where everyone wears a vegetable headdress, such as cabbage, and the person wearing the cabbage headdress says cabbage squatting, cabbage squatting, cabbage squatting after eggplant squatting, and so on.

5. Theme singing. If the theme is animals but you can't sing with the cat, the cat singer will be punished.

6. Listen to the songs and say their names, and divide them into several teams. People who hear this song will answer first. Team rating candlelight blasting, balance, frog counting, mouth and fingers, multiplication table of 99, truth or dare, looking for 008, dancing on the partition. . . . . .

I think the game of Happy Camp is average. You can learn from love letters or X-Men, and heroines are also very classic (Korean variety show)

1. Different mouth and fingers

A group of people clapped their hands one by one and said, "mouth and fingers are different, two!" " "

The number shouted is different from that pointed by the hand, and then the next person shouts. The number shouted is the same as that pointed by the finger, and the number is between 1-5.

2. Activity purpose: Guide students to discover and feel happy emotions, learn to be a happy person and keep a good mood.

Form an optimistic and upward character.

Activity preparation: 1. Teachers make CAI courseware; 2. Students collect jokes and stories.

Activity flow: 1. presentation

1. Students, today's class, the teacher first sent you a meeting gift. Guess it will be?

What is this?

2. Students guess each other.

Today, the teacher will give you a bright smile, a silvery laughter and great happiness.

Mood! Come and enjoy the humorous short play given by the teacher.

4.Cai courseware plays humorous short plays, and students watch them carefully.

The teacher is also very happy to see the students' happy smiles. Students, what can you do?

How about giving smiles and smiles to teachers and other students? Come, enter our joke forest.

Second, joke forest.

1. Our Joke Forest will launch a "Joke Contest" to see who can tell the joke best and win the palm.

Whoever laughs and laughs the most is the "king of jokes".

2. Students come on stage to tell jokes they collected.

All the students judge the "King of Jokes" together.

Third, Happy Facebook.

1.Cai courseware shows Facebook, allowing students to guess the mood of characters according to their expressions, such as happiness,

Sadness, surprise, pain or anger, etc.

Which of these faces do you like best? Why? (Students are free to answer)

3. Happy Facebook always makes people like it best. So what does your face look like when you are happy?

What about the expression? Or what is the facial expression like when you see others happy? Next please.

Students draw smiling faces on paper, at least three kinds of smiling faces.

Please paste the smiling face on the blackboard to form a big smiling face picture.

Fourth, happy fax.

1. Please remember what you look like when you smile.

Since it feels good to laugh, you should be happier and laugh more.

And pass on happiness and happiness to others.

3. Play the game: Happy Fax.

How to play: Ask two groups of students, 6-8 people in each group, and both groups play at the same time. The first student in each group

Express a happy mood with actions and expressions, and then pass it on to the next classmate and pass it on in turn.

Go and see which group passes quickly and accurately.

Five, happy doctor

1. Today, we are all very happy and happy. Do you know what happiness and happiness are?

What kind of role?

2. Happiness plays a great role in keeping people young forever, eliminating fatigue and relieving fatigue.

Pain can also make people healthy. As the saying goes, "Smile and you will be ten years old." Since there is so much happiness.

Benefits, then we should not only be happy by ourselves, but also make unhappy people happy. The teacher invited everyone to come.

Be a doctor and write a "happy prescription" for unhappy people.

Case 1: This mother (who can invite students) is very sad recently. She lost her job.

The result is that I don't have much money to buy beautiful clothes and delicious food for my children.

Case 2: This classmate (invited a classmate to play) failed in the exam again and wanted to go back and make sure.

He was sad that he would be criticized.

Case 3: A little girl (played by a female student) soiled her beautiful skirt. she is

Crying!

Ask the students to write a "happy prescription" for each of the above "patients".

3. Do you know which cases can be treated with "Happy Prescription"? Act it out, please consult.

Governance.

Six, happy songs

1. Everyone is very happy today. Happiness makes people young, happiness makes people full of vitality, let us be in

A little more happiness in life, a little more happiness!

Finally, let's end today's activities by singing and dancing with joyful songs.

Cai courseware plays the song: "Clap your hands when you feel happy".