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It's very cold. Nobody cares. Tell me about it.

1, it's getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I want to put on some clothes.

2, don't forget to add clothes when it's cold, be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel uncomfortable.

The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

5, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

6. You haven't talked to me since I sat on the bench and counted the stars. From the bitch who took a bite at the beginning to be so beautiful, no one will care if it is cold now; From the original high spirits to the current failure. At least from now on, I am a hopeless loser, and you are right to leave. You are my first and last dream.

7. Winter has come, but there is no expected snowfall. Bare, rotten land is barren and confidential, losing its former vitality.

8. On this cold night, your heart fell off and fell into a deep whirlpool, spinning without direction. Your heart is crying, trying to catch something, but there is not even a straw around you.

9. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

10, the weather is cold, and the heart blown by the wind is also cold.

1 1. It was so cold that I wanted to drink a cup of hot water to warm myself up, but I accidentally burned my hand. No matter who soothes it, as long as it touches it, it is a soul-stirring pain. No matter how long it takes, it is the most obvious scar on my body.

12, it's cold. Be sure to take care of yourself and remember to put on more clothes. In this world, there must be fewer people dressing you than undressing you. Outside the window, the wind is really cold. So, I got up and got my clothes ...

13, it's cold, please give me a hug. If you can't give me a hug, please give me a coat I wear size m ... if you can't give me a coat and no hugs, please give me money. I have the card number.

14, I'm not cold, I'm cold.

15, the recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

16, be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

17, I wish you a happy eleventh! It's cold, remember to put on more clothes!

18, cold weather. I am here, you are there, and we will leave in winter.

19, I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's hearts.

20. It's cold, only coats, no hugs.

2 1, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.