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Performing a show for the elderly in a nursing home. I am 18 years old, male, and not very good at singing. What should I perform?

Going to nursing homes to perform for the elderly is counterproductive. The most practical thing is to do something good for them.

You can divide into several groups and chat with the elderly, clean the nursing home, wash vegetables in the canteen, help the elderly wash clothes, etc. Do whatever you can, and they will be happier than performing anything else.

If you must, practice an allegro with someone who is going with you.

1)

Together: Beat the bamboo board, laugh and talk,

Come to the nursing home to express condolences;

A: First to the aunt Hello,

B: Say hello to uncle again.

Together: Say hello and say hello,

Bow down and pray for the new year;

Wish the old man good health,

good health May you live long and happy.

(2)

Combined: playing bamboo boards and talking about old age,

the old people were really in trouble in the past;

if they didn’t eat, I have nothing to wear, and I feel uneasy every day.

A: Deafness makes it difficult to talk to others,

B: Interrupting speech is annoying;

C: Neighbors play riddles when they meet,

Ding: My children, grandchildren, and daughter-in-law are all disgusted.

A: Good health is fine,

B: No one will care if you fall ill;

C: All kinds of suffering and difficulties,

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Ding: There is no end to the hardships of old age.

Combined: A benevolent and righteous gentleman thinks carefully,

Don’t treat the elderly with disdain;

Since ancient times, everyone will grow old,

How can life be bright? juvenile?

The sun and the moon rush to make us grow old,

Everyone has that day.

Respect the elderly if you realize your mistake.

Respecting the elderly has a good reputation.

(3)

Combined: Bamboo plank, look at the present,

The party’s policies are good now;

Only child and two daughters Households,

receive subsidies when they are sixty years old.

The elderly no longer have to worry about anything.

The nursing home bends over with laughter.

A: Eat well and sleep well,

B: Spend your old age without worries;

C: The family planning department often expresses condolences,

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Ding: Leaders at all levels are here.

Together: a nursing home is a paradise,

Life in old age will be sweet;

Sincere thanks to the Party Central Committee,

The warm memory of the Party Heart.

Keep it in mind!