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The brain teaser of the kindergarten class has the answer.

Brainstorming can not only break through the fixed thinking mode, but also make children change their thinking mode, develop their extraordinary thinking ability and exercise their witty and sensitive brains. It is also necessary for daily entertainment. The following is the answer to the brain teaser I brought to the kindergarten class. I hope you like it.

Kindergarten big class brain teasers have answers recommended.

1. Tuesday is Wednesday, Wednesday is Thursday, and Thursday is Sunday. Why? Answer: Two more calendars were torn.

A fat man got on the bus without a monthly ticket or a ticket. Why did the conductor let him sit from the starting point to the finish line? Answer: A driver.

Xiao Ming is 5 years old, Xiao Liang is 3 years old, and Han Xiao is one year behind them. So how old is Han Xiao? Answer: four years old.

Han caught a bird. She put it on the table, but it didn't fly. What is the reason? Answer: The bird is dead.

Dayong always likes to brag. He said he could take a glass of water without any container, but the children didn't believe him, but he did it. What happened? Answer: Turn the cup upside down and put it in a basin filled with water.

6. In the game, you are the commander. You have two captains, five heads, ten platoon leaders and twenty-five soldiers. How old is their commander this year? Answer: How old are you?

7. Xiao Han's mother irons clothes. It takes five minutes for a dress and three minutes for a pair of trousers. There are three small clothes and a pair of trousers now. How many minutes does it take Han Xiao's mother to finish ironing? Answer: 18 minutes

8. What is the difference between a cat and a pig? Answer: One is a pet and the other is food.

9. A heavy rain, busy farmers have to avoid, but there is still one person. Why? Answer: It's a scarecrow.

10. There are three geckos crawling on the wall. Not long after one gecko fell, the other two also fell. What happened? Answer: Because one was dozing off, the other two clapped their hands and fell down.

1 1. There is a turtle on an island with a coconut tree in the middle. There is another island next to the island. The tortoise wants to go there, but he is not good at swimming. How can he get there? A: He is still thinking.

12. The bus came. A lady in a long skirt invested 8 yuan, and the driver let her on. The second young lady in a miniskirt invested 4 yuan, and the driver let her in. The third lady didn't invest, but the driver let her on the bus. Why? Answer: She uses a ticket.

13. Why are there fewer A Bing brothers in the Air Force? A: Of course there is less air force.

14. What is the relationship between Shancheng and Japanese? Answer: They are friends of caesarean section.

15. In the dining room, two mother and daughter are eating. They each ordered a steak from 700 yuan, but only paid RMB. Why? A: these two mother and daughters are grandma and mom's daughter.

16. Amy is studying in the philosophy department of T University. Every morning, she takes the eight o'clock bus to school. She happened to have an empty seat when she got on the bus today. Amy fell asleep unconsciously while sitting on it, and suddenly woke up to find that the bus was empty except her, but the bus was still moving. Why? Answer: The car broke down, and the driver and passengers were pushing the car below.

17. When I walked into a shop, I saw the boss and the guests bargaining. The boss tried his best to bargain, but the customers kept raising the price. Why? Answer: Because the guests are here to sell cars.

18. Someone bought a can of easily opened pesticide and tried to commit suicide. His lover also asked for mutual destruction, but the amount of pesticide had to be a whole can to kill him. As a result, both of them died Why? Answer: open the pesticide can and take another can if it is broken.

19. What kind of food is the most disgusting? Answer: I ate more than half an apple, and half a bug was hidden in it.

20. Xiao Chen rushed to Ximending on Sunday morning to see an early movie. When we got to Ximending, we couldn't see anyone. Why? Answer: There are many people, but there is none.

Children's riddle sharing

1. A little weeping willows guess a word across the mountain. The answer is: you.

2. Guess a word before the willow hangs down. The answer is: fee.

3. Give the silk factory a heart and guess a word. The answer is: tangled.

4. Don't concentrate on guessing a word. The answer is: anger.

5. Dead chicken guesses a word, and the answer is: drunk.

6. Leave at 4 o'clock in a row 10 and guess a word. The answer is: Fan.

7. Four directions are scattered in spring. Guess a word. The answer is: mania.

8. The workers from all sides joined together to guess a word. The answer is: Wu.

9. Return to the guest's heart in four directions and guess a word. The answer is: prepare.

10. Return to the guest's heart in four directions and guess a word. The answer is: prepare.

The other four people snapped their fingers, and Song Yuanshan guessed the right word, and the answer was: back.

12. guess a sentence in the four-party talks, and the answer is: great.

13. You can guess a word from four directions, and the answer is: brother.

14. With the cooperation from all directions, the countryside has changed. Guess a word, and the answer is: OK.

15. The four sides work together to guess a word. The answer is: hey.

16. Four-way integration must try to guess a word. The answer is: prepare.

17. Quartet Reunion Guess a word in the spring of the Year of the Rabbit: Liu.

18. Around a dog, guess a word. The answer is: Qi.

19. Quadripartite coalition. Guess a word. The answer is: yes.

Classic joke sharing

1 Too ugly.

Do you know why the front camera pixels of most mobile phones are not high? Because I don't want you to be ugly.

It's best not to find a girlfriend.

Smoking is really bad for your health, especially for men. Smoking too much can easily cause sexual dysfunction. So I suggest that men who smoke regularly, for the sake of health, had better not find a girlfriend.

This is your grandma Shi's meat.

I usually buy meat, regardless of pork, chicken and beef. I like to divide the meat into small pieces and put it in the refrigerator to eat with me ~ ~ The refrigerator of my neighbor's aunt's house broke down two days ago. She put a piece of pork in my refrigerator. When cooking at night, I asked my son to help me get a piece of beef from the refrigerator. My son rummaged in the refrigerator for a long time before he found a piece of meat. Not sure if it was beef, he hesitated to ask me: What kind of animal meat is this? I exclaimed: This is your grandma Shi's meat! When my son shook his hand, the meat fell off&; hellip& amphellip