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Classic quotations of Tang brick
1, I want great joy, great sorrow, great sorrow, great sorrow is not turned into stone. The master also asked me: Are you going to be a man for one hundred years or a stone for ten thousand years? I replied, naturally, I want to be a man, and I won't do stones for a million years. The host is very happy. He touched my head and read a poem: Bai Yujing in the sky, nine palaces and twelve cities. The immortal caressed my head and became immortal.
2. secretary? He doesn't work, big or small. Anyway, there are few working secretaries in the future.
Everyone in the world wants to live forever. From the emperor to the ordinary people, they regard the extension of life as the deepest dream, but they don't know that longevity itself is the biggest joke. Buddhism demands silence, Taoism demands inaction, Confucianism demands benevolence and righteousness, and all roads lead to the same goal. Finally, they want to turn people into stones. Turtles live long because they are slow, and trees live long because they are motionless. Only stones are eternal. Destroy people's desires, interpersonal relationships, facial features and hearing. Is this still a person? I don't know cold and hot, I don't know smell, I don't know right and wrong, I don't know the concept of home and country, I don't know the concept of family, I don't know joy, I don't know joys and sorrows, what's the difference with rotten wood? People are different from animals because we have thinking, etiquette, affection, labor, creation, transformation and creation of heaven and earth, so everything in the world can be used by us. This is what people do.
There is no regret medicine in the world, and what is lost cannot be recovered. Even if you run faster than Liu Xiang.
Farewell to my laziness, my freedom and my carefree life.
6. The world is full of unknowns. There is the Queen Mother in Kunlun Mountain, the Dragon King in the East China Sea, the Buddha in the sky and the king of hell underground. Anyway, there are immortals everywhere, even if you squat in the toilet, there may be obscene immortals peeking.
7. An army that doesn't even protect its brothers is not an army, but a mob.
8. People are always forgetful, so after a journey of life, we should always consciously stop and sort out the gains and losses of the previous paragraph. If the gains outweigh the losses, it proves that this time has not been wasted, and they are ecstatic to prepare for the next journey.
9. I did what I should do, even what I shouldn't do. I have a clear conscience.
10, time is the fastest killing knife in the world. No matter what kind of fairy you are or beautiful woman, you can't escape the death of this knife in the end. Who can remember whether you were ugly or beautiful before you died?
1 1. Regardless of past lives, people who are beneficial to others, or who can bring benefits to others, are most likely to be integrated into the crowd and accepted by the crowd.
12, people can die of old age, illness, drowning, burning, being hacked to death with a knife, being trampled to death by a horse, but they can't starve to death. This is the most painful way to die in the world, and it is also the greatest punishment that God gives to the world.
13, man, don't make yourself too comfortable. When you are comfortable, your heart will be numb. What is the difference between this and salted fish?
14. When Jia Yun is in trouble and has no food and clothes, no one can rely on it. This will be the family motto of Jia Yun. Every child in Jia Yun, whether male or female, must master a trade, even the lowest level.
15, as the doctor said, people are like this. The less you treat him as a person, the more likely you are to be saved, and everyone is strong.
16, men should conquer the world naked. Without these things, we will create them ourselves.
17, alas, Zhang Yimou was wrong. There is no maid-in-waiting who shows half of her room, only a woman who is as bloated as a panda.
18, Ye Yun has been a people for more than 30 years, and naturally knows that people's rights are represented by a few people, which is no different from the present country. Good news is not bad news, the future is bright, the road is tortuous, and victory belongs to us after all. 1400 years, the evolution of government reports only changed from classical Chinese to vernacular Chinese, which was obscure and tortuous, and vividly interpreted the art of speaking. Cross talk is worse than cross talk.
19 is a social animal with various emotional needs. Living alone will only lead to atavism, language function degradation, brain function degradation and limb strengthening. Ye Yun doesn't want to be a savage in the wilderness.
20. Lei Feng is a saint. We are all learning from him. We even heard that his spirit has a good market in America. It is our duty to help others as much as we can, and it is beyond our ability to do so on purpose, which may even lead to malicious speculation. This is the bottom line for Ye Yun to be a man.
2 1, Yan Zi Machamp is distracted. Things that are too advanced will not bring happiness to themselves, but will only bring disaster.
22. Be a noble person from today; Be a pure person from today; Be an ambitious person from today; Starting today, be a person who eats and waits for death; I just want to face Nanshan, and spring blossoms.
It is an irrefutable truth why rich people cherish their lives. It is said that the richer people are, the more afraid they are of death. Living in a poor family is painful. I can't stand the sin, and I don't have a chance to suffer it, so I have to put my head on my belt and rebel.
24. Ye Yun always thinks that he is a homesick person, and his mother, wife and son constitute the strongest fortress in his heart. If it's just a matter of distance, he doesn't think it's troublesome. Even on Mars, he would kidnap little green men and ask them to send him home. Now is not a distance, but a thousand years.
25. Survival is the most important thing at present. Only alive can we talk about other things.
26, survival is the first, you can wear no clothes in the wild, but you must never wear shoes. Running, a genetic instinct from ancestors, is the most effective way to escape, though clumsy.
27. Before you become a big brother, you must respect your big brother now.
28. Life is like duckweed. Meeting is destiny takes a hand, and fate will break up. There is no need to pay attention to life and death. This is a trip. He and I are both passers-by, watching different scenery and tasting different lives. Now it's time to break up. Meeting is doomed.
29. As the ancients said, if you don't tell people, I'm afraid it's the way to take trouble, and people can't be too greedy.
30. ups and downs, ups and downs overnight. The Han nationality can stand on the earth for five thousand years. How difficult and lucky it is to grow new branches after several storms.
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