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Bishui tells a joke
Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)
Cock wears a hat-official (crown) plus official (crown)
Knock dust on the chicken's head-how many (chickens) suffer from anger?
Chickens peck at ants-just right (food)
Just accept the sole without an awl.
A paper railing-you can't lean on it.
Paper stool-you can't do it (sit)
A papery stove-it won't work if you cross (the pot).
Paper pipa-talking (playing) is not allowed.
Donkey skin stuck to the wall-what a shame (painting)
Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)
Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)
Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)
Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)
The horse in the painting-not surprising (riding)
Jujube core cutting board-a few words (saw)
Sell cloth without a ruler-it's intentional.
Selling shrimp without scale-catching blind people (shrimp)
Bonfire bug's ass-not much (bright)
Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.
Separated monks-troubled (temple)
Monks sitting in caves-nothing (temples)
Monk dragging wood-something happened (temple)
Monk's home-temple
Monk's skull-can't (send)
Chopping bamboo with an axe-in a hurry (section 1)
Cast a net in a fish pond-excess (fish)
Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters
The fox rides a tiger-the fox is a fake (driving) from the tiger.
Dogs have horns-foreign (sheep) gas
Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)
Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)
Dogs eat cucumbers when they are wrong.
Blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people (fried paste)
Blind people wear glasses-smart (Chongming)
Cattle herders eat crabs-needless to say (with salt)
Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)
Install a pot on the kang-transform (the stove)
Washing Huang Lian by the River —— Why is it bitter?
Vegetables grow in rivers-they are not burnt (watered).
Oil pouring candle-a heart (core)
The plasterer fooled the mouse-perfunctory (eyes)
Masons have no ash-wait for bricks.
The plasterer beckons-looking for you (mud)
Masons' tiles are painted with knives.
The clay idol has grass on her body. She is crazy.
Muddy loach playing drums-talking nonsense (playing)
Fear of carpenters-just a word (saw)
Hanging lanterns in the air-mystery (hanging)
An empty shuttle for mending the net-there is no rule of law (weaving)
Empty coffins go to the funeral-there is no one in the eye (wood)
Empty steamer on the table-contending for (steaming)
Put a dry cage on your shoulder-get angry with the fire.
Needle on the thread board-hold it (don't)
Orchard in spring-makes sense (peaches and plums)
Watching the field in the Spring and Autumn Period-Specializing in finding fault (fork)
Glass Bodhisattva-Understanding Man (God)
Selling steamed bread-Yu (steamed)
Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed-the red one is (me).
Who gouged out his eyes-the blind judge (ghost)
Chenghuangmiao Drum-Ghost Watch (Knock)
Huang Cheng's master's horse-no wonder (riding)
Lord Huang Cheng's Hu Dou-Ghost Noisy (Fried)
Dai Xiao, Lord of the Town God-Running in vain (robe)
Licorice in the drugstore-an indispensable kind (taste)
Open the drawer of the drugstore-look for (pills)
There is a fire in the teahouse-indeed as expected (burning)
Bo is in the teahouse-Hu (pot)
Straw as a lamp-carelessness (core)
Rumbling in the grass mud pond-laughing (fermenting)
A straw hat is a gong-I can't think of it (loud)
Grass Beach Fire-Kindness (Green)
Buckwheat skin is mashed-the two are not sticky (sticky)
Vitex negundo L.
Sitting in the lobby and using the toilet-stealing (dirty) officials
Little trees have little shade-they can't take care of them.
The tree has fallen-there is no shadow (shadow)
Bacon soup-needless to say (salt)
Eat too much salt and salt-just relax (salty)
Kimchi and Tofu-the word (salt) comes first
Boil tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt)
Pickles dipped in soy sauce are too strict (salty)
The crooked monk confessed-something happened (neck)
Light the noodles-it's impossible to cook (rice)
China homophonic couplets:
A lot of mud blocked the road; The second platoon leader smiled back. (Once, Zhong Ni)
Lotus seeds are bitter in heart; Pears are sour in the abdomen. (Reiko Kobayakawa, Li Er)
The two boats are parallel, and the speed of rowing is not as fast as that of sailing. When eight notes are played together, the flute is harder to clear than that of Xiao He. (Lu Su, Fan Kuai, Di Qing, Xiao He)
Lotus root is due to lotus; And apricots that don't need plums. (Why did you accidentally get it; Fortunately, no media is needed)
Pull out the nail at the stern, Confucius' ship will not be born; Lightning between clouds, dancing lightly from Hanzhong. (Weekend, Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu)
The pagoda has seven or eight floors, in which a big crane is placed; The twelve pages of the book record the Spring and Autumn Period. (The Doctrine of the Mean, The University and The Book of Rites)
There are few stars in the moon, so it will definitely not rain tonight; It's freezing in the cold, and the Ming Dynasty is bound to become frost. (Biography is the antithesis of Qin Guan and Su Xiaomei's bridal chamber. "Silence" and "Pairing")
Jia Dao drunk not false; Liu Ling drinks nothing but zero.
No mountain is better than Wushan; He Ye Can is as round as a lotus leaf.
Move a chair and lean on tung to play with the moon; Lights, benches and cabinets, and separate books.
Boys hit tung trees, tung trees fall, boys are happy; Monks swim on the river, the river is quiet, and monks are leisurely.
Hungry chickens steal rice, children fight; The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.
Write in your stomach and fill your stomach; The paper dust around the commander flew to the commander's head.
Miyun has no rain, Tongzhou water can't cross the boat; There is autumn in Juye, and wheat in Jimo field.
The deer in the north of the house is alone; Xixi chicken crows together.
China s ancient homophonic poems;
Sadness of parting
Du Shaofu was sent into Sichuan, separated by the wall of Sanqin and the fog of five rivers. We said goodbye sadly, and our two officials went in opposite directions. The sea breeze keeps a bosom friend, and heaven keeps a neighborhood. Why are you wandering at the fork in the road, wiping your eyes like a heartbroken child? .
Let the ancient grass bid farewell to the endless grass on the plain and come and go with the seasons. Wildfire can't burn it out, but the spring breeze can revive it. Sweet, they are pressed on the ancient highway, and the city is connected by sunshine and green. Oh, my friend's prince, you're gone again, and I love you deeply.
Baiyun Song sends Liu to Beijing, Chu Mountain and Qinshan Mountain are all white clouds, and the director of Baiyun Department will accompany you. The dragon followed you, you entered the Chu mountain area, and the white clouds followed you through the Hunan water. Mizunokami, Hunan, female Luo Yi, Baiyun can lie down and return early.
(A), describing the ancient poetry of spring
China's ancient Yuefu poem Long Songs is colorful.
In the Tang Dynasty, He's "Singing Willow" is decorated with jasper, which is as high as a tree and hangs down thousands of strands of moss. I don't know who to cut it for, but the spring breeze in February is like scissors.
Tang Hanyu presented eighteen members of Zhang Shui Department in early spring. The sky was crisp with rain and the grass was far and near. The most beneficial thing is the spring of the year, which is better than the smoke willow of the emperor.
Tang Hanyu's Chun Xue failed to flourish in the new year, but it was surprising to see grass buds in early February. When the snow comes in late spring, she wears a court tree as a flying flower.
Stone "Two Scenes in the Late Spring River" has three or two peach blossoms outside the bamboo, and the Spring River warms the duck prophet.
(2) Ancient poems describing Xia.
Song Zhao Shi Xiu's About It rains at home in Huangmei season, and frogs are everywhere in the grass pond. It's past midnight, and the invited guests haven't come yet. I tapped the chess pieces bored and shook the wick of an oil lamp.
In the early Song Dynasty, the quatrains in summer have turned red and purple, and the cuckoo sounds new in summer. It was during my endless journey in Sang Ma that I realized that I was a peaceful person.
Song Xin Qi Ji's "Xijiang Moon" The bright moon surprises magpies, and the breeze sings at midnight. The cool evening breeze seems to have spread to cicadas in the distance. In the fragrance of rice and flowers, people talk about the harvest of a year, and frogs croak in their ears, as if in a bumper harvest year. In the old days, Maodian was near the forest, and the road turned to the stream bridge.
After all, the scenery of the West Lake in mid-June is different from that at four o'clock. Lotus leaves will not turn green the next day, and lotus flowers are particularly bright red in the sun.
(C) Poetry describing autumn
Liu Han Che Qiufeng's poem: Autumn wind rises, plants and trees fall yellow, and geese return to the south.
The autumn wind is bleak, the weather is cool, and the vegetation is like frost.
Don Wang Bo's Farewell to Autumn Knee Palace: Sunset is the same as lonely and autumn water.
Tang Wang Ji's wild trees are all autumn, and the hills and mountains are only bright.
Tang Li Bai's "Farewell Minister of Xuanzhou Village" Autumn geese are accompanied by the wind, and I look at each other in this village and drink my wine.
In August, the wind roared and my hair rolled up.
Two autumn poems in Yuxi, Liu Tang: The mountains and rivers are clear and the frost comes at night, and several trees are dark red and light yellow.
Don Tu Mu's "Autumn Night" red candle, Qiu Guang painted a cold screen, and the small fan fluttered against the fireflies.
(4) Ancient poems and famous sentences describing winter.
Xie Jin's Taoist rhyme "Ode to Snow" is like snow, and the difference between sprinkling salt and air can be simulated, but if the catkins are due to the wind.
Tang Li Bai's "Winter Returning to Laoshan" has a green vine path and a clear snow peak.
Tang Li Bai's "Popular North" Yanshan snowflakes are as big as seats, blowing down Xuanyuantai.
In Liu Tang Zongyuan's Jiang Xue, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads. A boat on the river, a fisherman wearing his webworm moth; Fishing alone is not afraid of snow and ice.
Tang Gaopian's "Piling Snow" has six flying flowers coming into the house, sitting and watching the bamboo turn into a lovely branch.
Tang Bai Juyi's "Night Snow" has been shocked and cold, and the window is bright. It's late at night until it snows heavily, because you can hear the sound of bamboo branches breaking from time to time.
Second, the flowers, birds, insects and fish in ancient poetry
1, a poem with the word "flower"
Please come here to see chrysanthemums when the ninth festival comes. -Tang Meng Haoran "Passing the Old Village"
Never thought, in this Jiangnan scenic area; It is the season of falling flowers, and I can meet you, an old acquaintance. -Tang Du Fu met Li Guinian downstream.
Lotus leaves will not turn green the next day, and lotus flowers are particularly bright red in the sun. -Song Yang Wanli "Chu Xiao Jingci Temple sends Lin Zifang"
Old friends frequently waved to me, bid farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower, and traveled to Yangzhou in this beautiful spring filled with catkins and flowers. -Tang Li Bai's Yellow Crane Tower Meng Haoran's farewell on his way to Yangzhou
Look at the red and wet place, the flowers in Jinguancheng are heavy. -Tang Du Fu's "Delighting in Rain on a Spring Night"
Flowers in the next pot of wine, no friends, drink alone. -Tang Li Bai's Drinking the Bright Moon Alone
In front of Mount Cisse, egrets fly freely, plump mandarin fish swim happily on the river, and peaches floating on the water are so bright and full. -Zhang Song He Zhi's Song of the Fisherman
Flowers are close to tall buildings and far away from my hometown. I am very sad. There are disasters everywhere in this country, so I climbed up to see them. -Tang Du Fu's "Climbing the Building"
Colorful spring flowers will gradually fascinate people's eyes, and shallow spring grass can barely cover the horseshoe. -Tang Bai Juyi's Spring Tour in Qiantang
2. Poems with birds
"Two orioles sing on the top of green willows, and egrets reach the sky" —— Four-character Poems by Tang Du Fu
The grass is yellow in autumn, and the eagle eye is sharper; When the ice and snow melt, the horseshoe is extraordinarily brisk. -"Hunting" by Tang Wang Wei
In February, the grass grows and the warblers fly, and the willows are drunk with spring smoke. -Don Bai Juyi
In front of Mount Cisse, egrets fly freely, plump mandarin fish swim happily on the river, and peaches floating on the water are so bright and full. -Zhang Song He Zhi's Song of the Fisherman
When the moon comes out, the birds are startled, and the sound enters the spring stream. -Wei's "Bird Song Stream"
Sleeping sickness in spring unconsciously broke the morning, and the chirping of birds disturbed my sleep. -Don Meng Haoran's "Spring Dawn"
There are no birds flying over those mountains, and there are no traces of people in those paths. -Liu Tang Zongyuan's Jiang Xue.
Birds are freely perched in the trees by the pool, and monks are knocking at the door. -Tang Jiadao's Li Ning in Seclusion
3. Draw poems about bugs
Who is the owner of the rice flower all the way? Red dragonfly and green mantis. —— Le Songlei's "Autumn Village Road"
The delicate lotus flower bud shows a sharp corner from the water, and a naughty little dragonfly stands on its head. -Song Yang Wanli's "Little Pool"
Ma Yin really hates knowing the way, and cicadas can still be heard. -Huang Qing Ren Jing's "Miscellaneous Feeling"
Tonight, through the green screen window, I know that spring is warm and the sound of insects is fresh. -Don Liu Fangping's Moonlit Night
I didn't intend to bring a few flowers, but I picked butterflies and went down the mountain. -Zhu Qing Su Jing's "The Woodcutter's Word"
I don't know whether the flowers are good or not. Let bees and butterflies be the precursors. -Song Yang Wanli "Cold Food Will Make Philosophers Visit the Garden"
A pillow in the south window sleeps for the first time, and butterflies fly like snow in the garden. -Ming Hua Una "Sleeping"
Pierce the butterfly deeply, and the dragonfly flies leisurely with the water. -Tang Du Fu's Qujiang Dujiu
In the autumn night, candlelight reflected the screen, and Fan slapped the fireflies with his hand. -Autumn Night by Don Mutu
Step 4 paint fish poems
The sea tide filled the river overnight, and the perch entered the pool at dawn. -Song Yuan Xi, "That is"
It is said that Tianjia is delicious, and the rice fragrance is behind the carp fat. -Zhu Qingfeng Xiang's Leisure in the Village
A guest came from far away and brought me a carp-shaped wooden box with silk and silk letters in it. -Han Anonymous "Drinking Horses in the Great Wall Cave"
Third, the landscape in ancient poetry.
1, Tianmen interrupted the opening of the Chu River, and Higashi Shimizu flowed to this time. -Tang Li Bai's "Looking at Tianmen Mountain"
2. Sailing alone in the blue sky, I can see the Yangtze River flowing in the sky. -Tang Li Bai's Yellow Crane Tower Meng Haoran's farewell on his way to Yangzhou
3. How did the water of the Yellow River flow out of heaven and into the ocean, which is gone forever. -Tang Li Bai ""
4. The spring tide is in Lian Haiping, and the bright moon is on the sea. -Tang Zhang Xuruo's "Moonlit Night on the Spring River"
5, the sunrise, the river flowers win the fire, the spring river is as blue as blue, can you not remember Jiangnan? -Tang Bai Juyi's "Recalling Jiangnan"
The Yellow River is far above the white clouds. It is an isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain. Wang Zhihuan Liangzhou Ci
7. The scenery in Qiu Lai is different, and Hengyang Goose is unknown. Around, the sound of the horn sounded, thousands of miles away, the smoke was long and the sunset was lonely. -Fan Zhongyan's Fisherman Ao Si. Patriotic feelings in ancient poems
1, Julian Waghann Beiding Central Plains Day, family sacrifices do not forget. -Song Luyou's "Shizi"-
2. Where petals flow like tears, I hate to see other birds. -Du Fu's Hope for Spring
Since ancient times, no one has died in life, leaving a glowing heart. -Wen Tianxiang's "Crossing the Ocean"
4, but make Longcheng fly, not called Humadu Yinshan. -Wang Changling's "The Embankment"
Verb (abbreviation of verb) parting feelings in ancient poetry
1 It was long before I met her, but it was longer, because we had already broken up, and the east wind had risen and a hundred flowers were blooming. -Li Shangyin "Untitled"
Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love. -Li Bai's gift to Wang Lun
People have joys and sorrows, and the moon has ups and downs. -Su Shi's "Tone". When will the bright moon come? "
No one knows a gentleman without a bosom friend. -Gao Shi "Don't be big"
6. I advise you to drink a glass of wine and go out of Yangguan for no reason. -Wang Wei's "Send Yuan Er Shi Anxi"
Lotus (pity) son is bitter in heart,
Pear (divorced) children's poems have a sour and harmonious voice in their stomachs;
Wentingyun
Light a candle at the bottom of the well and you can play Go together. (candle indication, expired)
Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?
Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi
The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.
Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)
Harmony Association:
Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dared to look (sentence)
How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-solve the problem?
Lotus root and lotus root, (why do I get a couple)
Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)
A dog gnaws at a river (monk) bone-Su Shi
Poem (corpse) on the East Slope of Water —— Fo Yin
Su Shi-the first spring of Xiangyang family.
Go beyond it (Fish) Celebrate the Good Man-Fo Yin.
He Danshang (monk) on Shiguta
Embroidered in front of the beauty hall (scholar)
Confucius was born on the weekend of the week.
Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)
Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.
Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)
Lotus (pity) son is bitter in heart.
Pear-shaped (separated) intra-abdominal acid in children
It's really difficult to live in a pagoda, watch Kongming and travel around the river.
The bird is in the cage, and his mind is in the nest. He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.
(Jiang Wei-Jiang Wei, Lu Bu-Lu Bu, Cao Chao-Cao Cao)
In the race between two boats, rowing is not as fast as sailing.
A hundred schools of thought contend, and the flute is more difficult to clear than the flute.
Wentingyun
Light a candle at the bottom of the well and you can play Go together. (candle indication, expired)
Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?
Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi
The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.
Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)
How dare the little monkeys meet each other when two apes fall into the mountains?
The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast get out of the hoof?
Together, the speed of rowing (Lu Su) is not as fast as that of sailing (Fan Kuai).
How can the flute be clearer than that of Xiao He (Xiao He)?
Living in the pagoda, seeing Kongming, blaming Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) is really difficult (Lu Bu)
A bird in a cage, a heart in a nest (Cao Cao). He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.
Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.
Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)
The river is green, and there are songs on the Langjiang River.
When the East rises and the West falls, the Tao is sunny (heartless) and sunny (affectionate).
Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.
Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)
Confucius was born on the weekend of the week.
Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)
A dog gnaws at a river (monk) bone-Su Shi
Poem (corpse) on the East Slope of Water —— Fo Yin
Su Shi-the first spring of Xiangyang family.
Go beyond it (Fish) Celebrate the Good Man-Fo Yin.
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.
Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)
Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)
Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)
Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)
The horse in the painting-not surprising (riding)
Jujube core cutting board-a few words (saw)
Sell cloth without a ruler-it's intentional.
Selling shrimp without scale-catching blind people (shrimp)
Bonfire bug's ass-not much (bright)
Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.
Separated monks-troubled (temple)
Monks sitting in caves-nothing (temples)
Monk dragging wood-something happened (temple)
Monk's home-temple
Monk's skull-can't (send)
Chopping bamboo with an axe-in a hurry (section 1)
Cast a net in a fish pond-excess (fish)
Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters
The fox rides a tiger-the fox is a fake (driving) from the tiger.
Dogs have horns-foreign (sheep) gas
Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)
Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)
Dogs eat cucumbers when they are wrong.
Blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people (fried paste)
Blind people wear glasses-smart (Chongming)
Cattle herders eat crabs-needless to say (with salt)
Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)
Install a pot on the kang-transform (the stove)
Donkey skin stuck to the wall-what a shame (painting)
Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)
Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)
Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)
Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)
The horse in the painting-not surprising (riding)
Pull out the nail at the stern, Confucius' ship will not be born; Lightning between clouds, dancing lightly from Hanzhong. (Weekend, Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu)
The pagoda has seven or eight floors, in which a big crane is placed; The twelve pages of the book record the Spring and Autumn Period. (The Doctrine of the Mean, The University and The Book of Rites)
There are few stars in the moon, so it will definitely not rain tonight; It's freezing in the cold, and the Ming Dynasty is bound to become frost. (Biography is the antithesis of Qin Guan and Su Xiaomei's bridal chamber. "Silence" and "Pairing")
China's ancient Yuefu poem Long Songs is colorful.
In the Tang Dynasty, He's "Singing Willow" is decorated with jasper, which is as high as a tree and hangs down thousands of strands of moss. I don't know who to cut it for, but the spring breeze in February is like scissors.
Tang Hanyu presented eighteen members of Zhang Shui Department in early spring. The sky was crisp with rain and the grass was far and near. The most beneficial thing is the spring of the year, which is better than the smoke willow of the emperor.
Tang Hanyu's Chun Xue failed to flourish in the new year, but it was surprising to see grass buds in early February. When the snow comes in late spring, she wears a court tree as a flying flower.
Stone "Two Scenes in the Late Spring River" has three or two peach blossoms outside the bamboo, and the Spring River warms the duck prophet.
Lotus (pity) son is bitter in heart,
Pear (divorced) children's poems, with sour and harmonious abdominal sounds;
Wentingyun
Light a candle at the bottom of the well and you can play Go together. (candle indication, expired)
Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?
Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi
The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.
Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)
Donkey skin stuck to the wall-what a shame (painting)
Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)
Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)
Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)
Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)
The horse in the painting-not surprising) (Riding couplets: sea face, face, face and fall.
Clouds are long, long, long, long.
2, Fan Fanfeng out of the fan, fan wind.
The waterwheel truck is accompanied by water, and the truck stops supplying water.
3 the baby dug the frog out of the tile;
Mother scolded the horse for eating hemp.
4 No mountain is better than Wushan;
He Ye Can is as round as a lotus leaf.
5 move chairs to play with the moon;
Lights, benches and cabinets, and separate books.
6 boys hit tung trees, tung trees fall, and boys are happy;
The girl gnawed at the duck head, which was salty.
Ancient poetry: 1. Wentingyun
Light a candle at the bottom of the well and you can play Go together. (candle indication, expired)
Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?
The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.
Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)
3. Li Shangyin-Untitled
Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night. (Si-Si)
4. "Han Yuefu Western Zhou Qu" "Bow your head and get lotus seeds, as clear as water." (Lotus seeds are harmonious lovers)
Xiehouyu:
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Confucius was moved-all lost (book)
Burning flagpole-sigh (charcoal)
Shut the knife in the cesspit-neither can Wen (smell) nor Wu (cover).
It doesn't rain for a hundred days (sunny)
Scissors hanging at the end of a hundred feet pole-Gao Cai (scissors)
All rivers run into the sea-the general trend
Master, get off the sedan chair-don't (step)
The husband slapped a face. (wife)
April Glacier-Start (freeze).
The rain hit Huangmei's head-unlucky (Mei)
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