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A collection of cute and girly mood quotes, 30 quotes suitable for girls to post on Moments

1. If you miss me, hug the air. Little cuties are everywhere.

2. Mom asked me why I didn’t clean up my room. It’s a joke, I’m a messy woman.

3. Don’t mess with me when there’s a moon, I might transform.

4. Other people’s sixteen-year-old girls have a boy in their heart, but my sixteen-year-old girl only has magic in her heart.

5. Stay with me. At least I am better than others. I have more than ten pounds of flesh to love you

6. I just want to touch you, kiss you, hug you and sleep with you

7. Become a cat, become a dog, Become a sparrow by the window, peeking at you in the kitchen and the ribs in the pot.

8. Since there is nothing to say, just give me a kiss

9. If I miss you, then a gust of wind is also you, a tree is also you, and a cloud is also you.

10. I want to give you a gift that you will like very much but the postman won’t let me stay in the cardboard box.

11. I can’t stand the passage of time, and I can’t escape the youth here.

12. Our story begins from this moment

13. It turns out that forever is just a misunderstanding.

14. I want to take care of my life, take care of myself, and go to see you with courage.

15. Happiness is finding the right person to spend your whole life with.

16. If you annoy me, if you annoy me again, you will marry me.

17. Do you know that I have two cute things? One is that I am cute and the other is that I am cute to you.

18. Do you like stars? I won’t pick them for you. I want to hide them in my eyes and blingbling to you every day

19. Wait for me, I will wash my hair first and then I will love you.

20. I like you so much, you nuisance.

21. Are you targeting me like this because you want to sleep with me?

22. After the pain, you will no longer feel the pain, but only an indifferent heart.

23. The most romantic and selfish words in the world are: you are mine alone.

24. Can you tell me a little bit that you miss me, so that the two of us can hear you?

25. I only have two wishes: to be by your side every day. They are all different

26. If one day I fall in love, I must have saved enough and have many, many little courages and many, many likes.

27. Your name only has two words, Although it doesn't make up a sentence, it already fills my heart.

28. I tell you that there are all bastards out there, but I am the little hooligan who loves you wholeheartedly

29. When you are here, you are everything; when you are not around, everything is It's you.

30. Apart from you, I have no one else. It’s just that I don’t want anyone but you. Talk about the Moments suitable for girls

1. There are no spotlight chasers on the Anhe Bridge, and there is no tenderness in the fairy tale town.

2. I wish you are so cute that you seem to be sprouting when you talk.

3. You always hang up the phone first, and good night is the last thing I say. I am afraid of your unreasonable enthusiasm and your sudden silence, but there is no way, who makes me love you more.

4. Be a very simple person. If you are easy to get along with, stay with others. If you are not easy to get along with, stay with others. You don’t have to be nice to everyone, and they won’t give you money.

5. Anyway, just remember, don’t try to keep anyone who leaves. It’s superfluous to say anything more.

6. The only things that can give me a sense of security now are the bright sunshine in the morning, the wallet and keys in my pocket when I go out, and the phone showing a full battery, because I know that little sense of security. Placing my trust in others will inevitably lead to pain and disappointment.

7. If one day you see me in a bar, with heavy makeup and disheveled hair, a cigarette in my left hand and a drink in my right hand, will you come over for a drink or take me home?

8. May I be well, may I have no worries, may I have no regrets or troubles throughout my life.

9. It’s normal that you can’t find your ideal partner. You haven’t become your ideal self either, right?

10. Some children like to look at their mobile phones while walking. They are not playful, but want to hide their embarrassment.

11. When I was a kid, when I bought instant noodles, I crushed them first, then sprinkled the seasoning packets in, shook them vigorously, and then ate them. I poured the last bit of the remaining food into my hands, and then poured it back and forth with my left and right hands to remove the excess. Shake off the seasoning powder, put it in your mouth when you think it's almost done, and lick your paws clean. It is said that this was a popular way of eating at that time.

12. In reality, a good woman meets a scumbag, and a good man meets a scumbag. Hey, Yue Lao, can you see clearly when you pull the red thread? Just bring scumbag men and scumbag women together, don't let them harm good people, and then bring good men and good women together. Don't use red threads, use iron wires, iron wires, iron wires. Say important things three times, so that society will be harmonious. Harmony...

13. Remember to drink less milk tea, do not eat freshly baked bread, stay away from charging sources, drink more water during the day and less at night, drink no more than one cup a day, do not take capsules with cold water, and do not get enough sleep. People will become stupid when they are young. Remember to eat less greasy food, which is not good for the body. Don't make calls when the battery of your mobile phone is left, because the radiation is a thousand times higher than usual. Remember to answer the phone with your left ear. You must take good care of yourself. , take responsibility for yourself.

14. It’s quite scary to see yourself getting cuter and cuter every day.

15. Tomorrow is the wedding of Zeng Shunxi and I. Although Yang Yang didn’t say it, he definitely felt uncomfortable. Quan Zhilong didn’t know about this and kept pursuing me. How should I explain it to him? , but also to hide it from Li Yifeng. Lu Han said that he did not recommend being my second wife, but I, Zeng Shunxi, suggested it. This is a headache. What did Dilireba mean just now, as if she wanted to bend me? Oh my god, why is my life so miserable? Sentences suitable for girls to express their feelings in WeChat Moments

1. Things that you think are useless now will definitely be useful in the future. Don't take it easy on what you are doing now.

2. The advantage of being young is that you can do rash things before you see the world clearly. Whether it's absurd or ridiculous, it's youth without regrets.

3. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just when you meet the person you have always wanted to meet.

4. I don’t want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be the most perfect ending of your life.

5. Strength does not come from physical ability, but from indomitable will.

6. Don’t struggle with the past, because it has passed; don’t struggle with the reality, because you still have to live.

7. In fact, any way of living is a person's free choice. As long as you proceed from the heart, live a comfortable and satisfying life, seek benevolence and gain benevolence, this is happiness.

8. If you are complaining that fate does not favor you, enlighten yourself: fate is an excuse for losers; luck is a humble word for winners. Destiny is always in your own hands. Complaining is just a sign of cowardice; hard work is the attitude in life.

9. It only takes a moment to meet someone, but it often takes a lifetime to fall in love with someone. It is not a fault to meet by chance and then turn around, nor is it perfect to be in love forever. Bai Luomei

10. Action brings response. When you are about to give up on your dream, tell yourself to hold on for one more day, one more week, one more month, one more year. You'll find that the results of refusing to quit are surprising. Conquer Vujicic

11. People cannot grow in happiness. Happiness makes people superficial, we grow in pain, and only through transformation can we understand life better.

12. Sometimes, there is no need to say anything, silence expresses more than words.

13. The greatest blessing for people is that they don’t care so much.

14. The two most difficult words to grasp in life are propriety. Proportion is often a watershed in a person's life. The most difficult thing about doing things in life is not whether to do less or more, but to what extent you can achieve it.

15. Smart people often give up explanations. To many, explanation is cover-up. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary. Enemies don't believe your explanations, but friends don't need to explain.

Many things do not need to be explained. Sometimes the weather is not sunny because the rain has not penetrated. It would be fine if it rained thoroughly.

16. I don’t miss you very deliberately, because I know that when you meet you, you should be grateful, and when you pass by, you need to let go. I just think of you in many, many small moments. For example, a movie, a song, a lyric, a road and countless moments of closing your eyes.

17. If we are afraid of the last time, we cannot avoid worrying. From now on, the speaker's worries will never end. That is a shackles we are willing to add ourselves.

18. Sometimes we have to learn to say, thank you. Thank you, my friend, for never giving up all the way. Thank you, my enemy, for always tempering your courage. Thank you, God, for allowing me to meet you at the end of the road.

19. When you resolutely put aside all the constraints, being used, being besieged, and being disturbed by other people’s incomprehensible emotions, you will feel a kind of freedom, a kind of complete spiritual peace. of freedom. Zhu Deyong

20. Never give up until the last moment. Getting good things in the end is not about luck. Sometimes, hard work in the front is necessary before there is a chance encounter later.

21. Sometimes women are not stupid, they are just too lazy to be smart, especially in front of the person they like.

22. When people are around, they think there will always be opportunities. In fact, life is about subtraction, seeing one thing is less than the other. Beidao

23. Facing is not necessarily the saddest thing. Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy. What you get doesn’t necessarily last long. Losing does not necessarily mean you no longer have it. Xu Zhimo

24. Sometimes, we have to be cruel to ourselves and cannot tolerate our own sadness. Sometimes, we have to be cruel to the people we love deeply and put aside our love, responsibility, and memory for them. Cute quotes for girls

1. Search and search for friends, find a boyfriend, kiss on the lips, hold hands, and have a baby at night.

2. It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

3. There are always some people like this in life who try their best to get close to you and chat with you until late at night every day, but in fact they just want to steal your emoticons.

4. Dating is not allowed in school. Let all teachers get divorced! We looked at the side effects.

5. Edison went out with a couple and later invented the light bulb

6. My family taught me since I was a child: Money should be put away carefully. If you drop it, it will be picked up. scolded. I didn’t understand it at the time, but I finally understood it when I picked up a hundred dollars: Damn it! Hahaha! I don’t know which SB dropped it!

7. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I looked at my paper and realized that I am a wealthy person.

8. Little people, you are so stupid, you love to be poor and happy every day.

9. A good man is honest in front of other women and extremely lustful in front of the woman he loves.

10. The highest state of being a handsome guy is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up you.

11. The most mysterious thing in the world is the man’s nipple, because no one knows what it is used for.

12. In fact, I also want to study hard, but I really don’t understand what the teacher is saying.

13. If you have a fever at home, you will still surf the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

14. When looking for a girlfriend, don’t look for someone like me, who is too cute and will make you feel insecure.

15. La la la la la la, I am a small expert selling newspapers and I have made another 1 yuan

16. The old bitter vines are full of crows, the school cafeteria has increased prices, and the classmates are hungry Become a thin horse. The sun sets, Mom, I want to go home.

17. I made an appointment with my classmates. On the evening of the 30th, I watched the Spring Festival Gala and burned my winter vacation homework to keep warm. .

18. When I was a child, I was very confused about whether to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University. Now it seems that I have overthought it.

19. A female man will have a group of brothers to accompany him, and a cute girl will have a group of boyfriends to accompany her.

20. Life is not only about the present, but also about your ex’s wedding invitation.

21. Every day when I get up, I always have a scene with my dear quilt: kissing and lingering.

22. That so-and-so, stop making trouble and come to my household registration book.

23. It’s the same B. Going north is NB, and going south is SB. The most important thing in life is direction

24. Do you know how disgusting you are, when you The first time my mother felt your presence, she vomited

25. Li Gongjun, a writer like Qu Yuan and a person like a rice dumpling.

26. I really envy you that you are with the people you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me.

27. Failure in mathematics normally means that we are all children who cannot calculate.

28. How many people have said to their classmates who copied their answers: Don’t look for me if you make a mistake!

29. Heart disease is most likely to occur at the moment when results are announced.

30. Some beauty is destined not to stay, and some memories should be kept at the most beautiful time.

31. I wish you good luck, if not, I hope you learn from compassion. Be strong and hope many people love you. If not, I hope you learn to be tolerant in loneliness.

32. I especially like the teacher to get angry, scold us for one class, and then dismiss the get out of class.

33. The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you and then you pay.

34. The dean’s chatter is like chewing Xuanmai, and he can’t stop at all.

35. I saw a cute little loli crying in the supermarket. Her father told his friend next to him: You don’t know how bad my daughter is. He drove her out to play that day. She called me halfway: Dad, can you open the window for me? I was wondering and opened the window for her. This little girl actually opened her mouth out the window and shouted: Help! Help!

< p> 36. When love cannot be perfect, I would rather choose to have no regrets. No matter how beautiful the next life is, I don’t want to lose the memory of you in this life. I don’t ask for eternal beauty, I just want you in the reincarnation of life after life!

37. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

38. Generally speaking in TV dramas, you can kill me and you won’t be killed. On the contrary, anyone who says don't kill me will be killed.

39. In the Cold War, what you need is to fall down smartly.

40. Good-looking photos do not mean beautiful, it can only mean that the shooting angle is very standard.

41. Soon the flowers and prayers here will be sad.

42. I look forward to the end of class when I go to class, and look forward to vacation when I go to school. I have always been very persistent in my goals.

43. There are many ruthless people in the world, but there are even more boring people

44. Turn your face to the sun, and there will be no shadows.

45. Those who sleep in class or do not listen but still study well are called academic masters.

46. I am so envious that my deskmate has the best deskmate in the world.

47. I have a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, the question came up about what the niece likes to eat. As a result, the niece said: Is it embarrassing for my father to still feed on his mother’s milk when he is so old?

48. The passing years pass like water, and what is gone will never come back.

49. There are two me in this world, one pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

50. Although going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health, going to bed late and getting up late is good for your mood.

51. Wang Shiling gives people the impression that she is a rich woman, hehe.

52. I can cook instant noodles of various flavors. Do you want to consider marrying me?

53. Teacher, don’t bother changing my deskmate. I can chat with anyone no matter who I am.

54. I really want to chat with you, but do you know? It’s hard to find topics to create atmosphere

55. One day, I will return the pain you gave me

56. You still need to understand that time is gentle and life is lovely. You dote.

57. I have a special liking for people who reply instantly when chatting. Is it okay to reply instantly?

58. Christmas Eve is coming soon. On Christmas Eve, I will give 5 apples to anyone who gives me 5 apples.

59. I hope to catch up with the finale of Xinwen Network in my lifetime

60. Do you feel that some boys forget their best friends when they have a wife?

61. Winter is here, and a group of Li Gongjun flies south, sometimes forming an S shape, and sometimes forming a B shape

62. The best way to eliminate advertising is~~~~~~~ Smashed TV and computer.

63. If you love me, life will be lovely everywhere. If you hate, you will hate everywhere in life. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere. If you grow, everything can grow. The world didn't choose you, you chose the world. Since there is nowhere to hide, it is better to be silly and happy. Since there is nowhere to escape, it is better to be happy. Since there is no pure land, it is better to meditate. Since you didn't get what you wanted, it's better to be relieved.

64. Since installing a clock at the back of the classroom, our return rate has increased.

65. A father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time there was a frog son: Is there any science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space. Son: Are there any R-rated ones? Father: Shhh, keep your voice down, don’t let your mother hear you. Once upon a time there was a naked frog

66. Today I saw a woman chasing a man. She was super cute. She said: Can you be my boyfriend? If it works, that's fine. If it doesn't, I'll think of another way.

67. Regardless of whether Kimi is cute or not, it is appropriate to praise him.

68. When a man is dumped, it’s about money, when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance, when she’s dumped for labor, there’s something wrong with her brain

69. I banged the table wildly during class, the teacher Say to me: Be gentle, the teaching building is not strong

70. Mom asked her five-year-old son: If mom and dad quarrel, which side will you stand on? The child thought carefully and said firmly: Stand aside!

71. My love can only be like his love, if it turns into charity, it will be like the heavy shells on the back of a snail.

72. The love that we think is indelible is just an empty pleasure in the eyes of others.