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Don't laugh at anyone. Everyone is a joke. Tell me about it.

1. I'd rather be confident than blindly pessimistic. Because self-confidence is a kind of strength, even if your self-confidence is a little blind, it has nothing to do with the overall situation. You can adjust your mentality and find your own position in practice. If you blindly feel inferior, you will lose everything.

2. Don't feel smart or stupid, it doesn't matter, you will be very painful to think about this problem, there are no smart people and fools in the world.

3. You can be proud, and excessive modesty equals pride.

Don't let others steal your dreams, many people will try to crush you by attacking, insulting and questioning. If you care, you will accomplish nothing.

No matter how the world changes and the core remains the same, it is nonsense to change the feudal tradition for thousands of years in a few decades.

6. When a person is eager to break up with you, you can promise him! Some people are always not awake enough. Seeing each other so urgently, they just want to keep them and let them think clearly. If he didn't think clearly enough and refused sufficiently, he wouldn't be in such a hurry. People who are eager can't stay. He never loved you at all, so he trampled on your dignity like that.

7. There are thousands of understandings of happiness, and everyone has different interpretations, but the greatest happiness in life is to be yourself. Believe in yourself, follow your heart and intuition, do not blindly follow the creed, and do not blindly compare with others, you will be the happiest.

8. I am used to waiting, so I can't resist standing back to the original point of waiting in reincarnation. I don't know how long it will take to see the answer; I don't know how long I can wait for an ending. I don't know if I have the courage to miss you; Missing, very light, because I can't see the result of missing. Perhaps, missing doesn't need results, but just proves that someone once existed in my heart.

9. A person is actually like an egg wrapped in layers of steel. When you penetrate the solid outer layer, you will find a fragile entity. Natural mission and responsibility have created a strong, long-term backlog of pressure and wronged tears, creating inner fragility. Men should always be strong for the people they love and the ideals in their hearts. What men often want is just a care, a greeting and an understanding.

10. I don't know how to cherish. How can I actually make others like me? I refused several times, but I couldn't get back to my feelings. No matter what I say, it will always be a kind of harm. I'm afraid that what I did today will require me to pay back one day.

1 1. You have to believe that love will blind some truths, and people in love will magnify each other's advantages. So don't complain when you don't love each other. It's your own fault. You should be prepared.

12. The distance between heart and heart can be very close or very far. When you are confused, you might as well calm down and listen to your needs for love. Careful can make love last. Intimacy can make love sweet. Heart can make love last forever. Heart to heart can make love warm and bright. Sincerity can enrich the joy of love. Compassion can increase the thickness of love. Love is the most important thing.

13. Self-cultivation. . Remember this order and don't play backwards.

14. When tomorrow becomes today, yesterday, and finally a day that is no longer important in memory, we suddenly find ourselves being pushed forward by time unconsciously. This is not the illusion that we are moving forward when we are in a stationary train and cross with adjacent trains, but that we really grow up on this matter and become another ourselves. Maybe you will ignore it today, but maybe one day after n years, you will regret it.

15. There are no fools in the world. Don't be clever with anyone. You can't make progress unless you are exposed. If you are exposed, you will be humiliated.

16. Sometimes, you miss someone very much, but you won't call him. Call him. I don't know what to say. It's best not to call. When you miss someone, you don't have to hear his voice. Hearing his voice may be another matter. Everything in imagination is often a little better than reality. People you miss are also a little warmer than reality.

17. To understand others more, the premise is that you have to understand others. On the contrary, don't be naive to think that everyone will understand you. The person who thinks you should understand you must pay more attention. Maybe she doesn't understand you the most.

18. The most important thing for people to live in this world is not to receive and be loved, but to have the ability to love. If we don't know how to love, how can we know the taste of being loved? Learning to dominate your own life, even if you are a person, is not too bad; We don't feel sorry for ourselves, we don't feel inferior, we don't complain and we don't sigh. We come day by day, step by step, and the joy and inevitable arrival of a bright future depend on our own practice.

19. I still have air at least, although it is not very fresh; At least have a home, although you can't go back often; At least there are family members, although they can't be with them; At least one body, although not very good, at least one soul, although not very complete; At least there is a shadow, although I can't speak; At least two friends, although not always together; At least not lonely, because I have myself.

20. There is no empathy in the world. We feel that our hearts and hearts are torn to blood and our intestines are broken. In fact, others don't feel it at all. Look at our horrible expressions, sympathize for a while, comfort for a while, and be happy when you are happy ... Don't pin your hopes on others, don't ask others to understand our feelings, and learn to love and spoil yourself. It's not that others are cold-blooded, the world is like this, so we are one of others.

2 1. You don't have to dig people, but if you do, you will complain more; You don't have to say everything to know people. If you say anything, you won't have friends. There is no need to blame others for being harsh. If you are harsh, you will be separated from others. Respect for others does not require modesty, modesty and lack of bones; People don't have to retreat, and it is difficult to retreat; Only when there is a realm can we see far; Generous attitude and broad vision; Self-discipline, self-discipline; Be sharp-edged and open-minded.

22. I hope you are happy, because that is my greatest wish; I am afraid that you will be happy, because then you will forget me.

23. Money is a good thing, but don't live for it. Life is so meaningless.

24. In life, you should be prepared to get hurt, because injury is also a part of life. But if you are always injured, you must care too much about yourself. Sometimes, treating yourself too much as a dish is an incurable dark wound in life.

25. Although roses are fragrant and bright, they fade easily, and so do women. The beautiful time is so short, although everyone has a beautiful and moving face, but as time goes by, the wind blows away and the petals will exhaust all the beauty. Before we are old and the petals are withered, we should learn to cherish ourselves, do what we want, and learn to face the present calmly.

26. No matter where you are, you will not be trapped in the same place, because you are a person, not a tree! Doing what you love doesn't mean that life is easy, but it can definitely be more exciting. Start bravely when you are looking. When you say "I just want to do it, I don't care how hard it is", God will begin to support you. Whenever you pay attention to positive things, your life will be more promising!

27. The longer a person is, the more critical he is about love. A person for a long time, will become more mature than when in love; Being alone for a long time will make friends more important; A person will like listening to music more and more after a long time; I have been alone for a long time, and I have no expectations for the festival. Being alone for a long time, afraid of injury, too lazy to fall in love, too lazy to meet people. You will love to travel more if you stay alone for a long time.

28. Life is actually very simple. Don't always push yourself. In fact, there is no need to care so much about many things. Why should you make yourself so tired? Ask yourself what benefits you get. If it is because others make you so tired, then think about whether it is worth it for that person. If it's not worth it, why push yourself like this? People live for themselves, and when they are happy, they live a life.

29. Learn to express your ideas correctly and practice from "I want". The more direct the better.

30. Life always makes people speechless. Laughing is not necessarily happy, maybe it is a kind of helplessness; Crying is not necessarily crying, but perhaps a release; It doesn't necessarily hurt when it hurts, but it may be a heartbeat. After a long walk, I always want to see a scenery, because it is unforgettable; When I think of someone, I always cry, because I have integrated into life; When you sing a song, you will always be silent, because it is difficult to let go. Wind and rain life, indifferent heart.

3 1. Some people want to stay, but they have gone far; There are some misunderstandings, I want to explain, but things have changed ... It is a major event in life, and I am always "late". If life can be repeated, I think it is still difficult to avoid the regret of being late, because life is too short and the world is so complicated! Since "being late" is the norm, why waste time sighing? It's not too late for us to strive for the next "lateness"!

32. When people are tired, rest; Be calm when you are tired; Only when the arrow string is relaxed can the best state be guaranteed; Find a way that suits you and sort out your mood. Look at the beautiful words that warm your heart, quietly listen to the sounds of nature, chat with friends, find an undisturbed space, shout loudly ... express your depression, and let beautiful things infiltrate and nourish your heart. There is no return trip in life. Only those who know how to cherish themselves will make efforts to cherish the scenery passing by in your life.

We all fantasized that if we could go back in time and do all our regrets again, our life would be more perfect. But if you haven't experienced the regret of losing, how can you cherish it? Many things can only be understood by personal experience, and only those who have experienced many regrets can understand how to face the impermanent life with a normal heart. So, don't care about the bitterness and pain of the past, be grateful for yesterday's experience and pursue tomorrow's happiness!

You don't need to listen to his sweet words or watch him do romantic things. When the passion fades, you will have some contradictions, and the troubles of life will make you start quarreling. At this time, a man who is willing to put up with you will love you. Because love is a compromise. The only reason why people are willing to wronged themselves is to love each other deeply.

35. Keep quiet and let everything return to the state of mind, not because you like it, not because it is illusory. Keep quiet, let everything melt into compassion, don't stay away because of injury, don't lose because of gain; Only inner peace will accompany your life journey; Only inner equality nourishes your successive bodhi; The happiness of chasing will quietly blossom and bear fruit; Abandoning impetuousness can relax the stressed mind and don't lose yourself in vain.

Don't believe a word anyone says.

I don't trust anyone, mainly myself. I don't believe I can trust you. I never trust anyone, because I know that only I can be good to myself.

Since I entered this society, I don't believe in people's hearts.

I don't trust anyone except myself, including you. Jing Qing is my man. I won't allow others to touch him. Even if he is really a foreign spy, I can only clean it up myself. No one else is allowed.

5. I don't have any friends, it's just an illusion; I never trust anyone, because I have been deceiving myself.

Damn it, I don't trust anyone anymore. I can't stand people who go on even if I don't agree with you. Sorry, then forget it. My eq is not high.

7. It is also wrong to trust anyone without trusting anyone.

I don't believe that people's fate is predestined. I only believe that my world is my master.

One day, even though I don't believe in people, I believe in love.

10, I never doubt life, because I never believe in life and I don't believe in anyone, including myself.

1 1, I never trust anyone, any love, any friendship, because I know they will betray you in the end, just for the benefit.

I don't trust anyone in this world, including you. Anyone can betray me, and the whole world will never betray its own people, only itself.

13, I don't believe anyone's truth except myself.

14, do you know why I can go so far? Because loneliness never trusts anyone!

15, the price of a liar is not that others no longer trust him, but that he no longer trusts anyone.

16, it's really not that I'm extreme, but that I don't trust anyone. Since then, I have never taken off my disguise.

17, you said that you don't trust anyone, don't believe that love has to wait, don't believe that I love you enough, but you always stubbornly think that you are not suitable for falling in love, so I will spend my whole life with you to make you believe in love.

18, sometimes we can't tell anyone even if we are hurt and sad. Time makes us not trust anyone.

19, I didn't trust anyone, so I lied to you.

20, a person can not believe in their feelings, but can not but believe in their own beliefs.

2 1, people who are always right are people who don't believe in anything, they don't believe in feelings, they don't believe in people, and they don't even believe in facts.

22. Before I met you, I never believed that there would be such close feelings between people. But now, I feel that no matter how intimate the emotion is, it seems that it will eventually return to a person's loneliness.

23. As long as you don't trust anyone, you won't be betrayed by anyone.

24. She just pried open her heart that she didn't trust anyone, made them believe in her, and finally betrayed them. Of course it's not that simple.

25. If you have a heart, you will have a true friend. However, it is wrong not to trust anyone and blindly trust anyone.

26. I never believe that there is a free lunch in the world, and I don't believe that people can sit back and enjoy it with peace of mind. Everything is a two-handed effort to win.

I don't trust anyone because I'm afraid.

28. People who hide in the dark won't be hurt, because they no longer trust anyone, or they have been hurt during the day.

29. I don't know when I started wearing a mask of smiling. At first I didn't trust anyone, and I began to smile at everyone, even if it wasn't intentional.

I never trust anyone, including myself.

3 1, because I don't trust anyone, I think everyone will hurt themselves, and I will kill everyone, so that I can feel safe.

I don't trust anyone, I only believe in myself.

33. You don't trust anyone. You don't believe in this world, not because it doesn't deserve your trust, but because you don't want to believe in this world at all.

34. I don't believe people except the crying of babies; The truth was strangled because of terrible selfish desires.

I don't trust anyone, yes, I can't trust you, and I don't want to trust myself.

Up to now, I have been very cautious and really don't trust anyone. Don't you know why my heart is made of iron? Because I once trusted you unconditionally.

I don't trust anyone, I only believe in myself.

I don't trust anyone, so I don't want to be trusted by anyone. This is the easiest way.

39. the best I don't believe there will be a breakthrough in life, and life will only be different.

40. How many people have seen their true selves under the mask? I didn't show it to anyone because I didn't trust anyone.

4 1, this is how I grew up. I don't think I have anything to complain about I believe in fate, but I don't trust anyone.

42. Don't trust anyone just because a person is used to it.

43. Don't trust anyone just because someone has hurt you, because people are different.

Don't trust anyone, because you don't even believe in yourself.

45. Life is just a long journey to see the scenery alone even if you have a donkey friend. It's not that I don't trust anyone, but that I can't trust myself.

Don't trust anyone. Tell me.

You said, don't trust anyone but yourself.

I don't think this statement is correct.

Many times, we don't even believe in ourselves. Deceive yourself, we are familiar with it.

Don't trust anyone. Tell me.

1. Walking in the park, my husband accidentally dropped his daughter's mobile phone to the ground (when walking, her daughter often gave it to her father). My daughter looked at her mobile phone in distress and said, why did my mobile phone fall instead of yours? Husband said: only you are responsible for yourself, don't trust anyone, including your father!

Second, the price of a liar is not that others no longer trust him, but that he no longer trusts anyone.

Third, to invest, we must learn technology seriously. Don't trust anyone, no one is a great god, and no one can be a ever-victorious general. The real master will tell you the method, not a stock! Analyze for yourself, right or wrong, don't trust those who sell powerful pills! Everyone knows that money is hard to earn!

Fourth, don't trust anyone. Only when you become strong enough will you feel safe.

I have never doubted life, because I never believe in life, and I don't believe in anyone, including myself.

I didn't trust anyone, so I lied to you.

7. Life is just a long way to see the scenery, even if you have a donkey friend. It's not that you don't trust anyone, and you can't trust yourself.

Eight, don't be led by the nose by the water army, don't trust anyone to confuse people and suddenly break the news and change the subject. Believe in real-name reporting, and believe what you see. Invite the state to investigate and deal with tax evasion and improve the fairness and transparency of law enforcement.

I don't trust anyone, mainly myself. I don't believe I can trust you.

Don't believe anyone who says that tooth extraction doesn't hurt, it's a lie.

What do you want, not to fall in love when you study, not to fall in love when you work, and kill me when you fall in love? Men are liars. Yes, yes, just lie to me. Don't trust anyone. I get it.

12. Don't trust anyone. When everyone attacks you, it may be because of her. When you were still talking to her, you didn't realize that she was the one who hurt you the most. Life is not easy, every day is in a small age.

Thirteen, I never trust anyone, any love, any friendship, because I know that in the end they will betray you, just for the benefit.

I don't believe anyone can see through me, and I never expected it.

Fifteen, actually, I've been watching everything for a long time. From now on, it is the best decision to do your duty to your children, and the rest are fleeting. It's all empty. It's totally boring. Don't trust anyone except your own relatives!

16. Advice to young people: Don't believe what anyone says, don't believe that others suddenly ask for help, and they are often unintentionally framed. You still think about how good others are to you, and when you find out, it's too late to regret it.

Seventeen, don't be tempted, don't be provoked, don't believe rumors. Your ignorance, greed, vanity and frivolity will fool you. Simply put, the most effective way is that I don't trust anyone except the final result. At least I won't trust anyone easily

I never trust anyone, including myself.

Nineteen, my mentality is not good at all, I am really not good at all. I don't trust anyone.

20. Trusting no one is as wrong as trusting anyone.

2 1. Many times we know a lot of things, but we have to pretend as if nothing happened. It is painful to see through them, but it is even more painful to expose them. We all understand the reason, but why is it so difficult to do it? Many times, forgiveness is not that we don't mind, but that we are particularly concerned and afraid of losing. The people I trusted taught me not to trust anyone. Maybe it was a joke from the beginning. Life is a gamble, as if you lose every time.

Twenty-two, you said that you don't trust anyone, don't believe that love has to wait, don't believe that I love you enough, but you still stubbornly believe that you are not suitable for falling in love, then I will spend my whole life with you to make you believe in love.

Sorry, I don't trust anyone.

I don't believe anyone's truth except myself.

25. This is a world full of lies. There is no truth here. No matter the lies with lies, don't trust anyone. The so-called truth is false.

26. This is how I grew up. I don't think I have anything to complain about I believe in fate, but I don't trust anyone.

27. Sometimes we can't tell anyone no matter how painful or sad we are. Time makes us not trust anyone.

28. If you trust anyone, you trust no one.

Twenty-nine, I found a new job, made new friends, acquired new skills, and learned not to trust anyone described by others. Feel for yourself. Maybe she doesn't get along with that person, but you can be good friends with someone she doesn't get along with.

Thirty, girls who seem harmless on the surface are actually more terrible. Don't trust anyone to be a good person in the future.

I don't trust anyone, I only believe in myself.

You must remember that you have grown up and your heart must be mature. Stop looking at the world so naively and be a kind person. Trust no one but yourself. The outside world is just a routine. Everyone is a painter. Hide your heart, don't want to be polluted.

34. Only soul mates can have true friends. However, it is wrong not to trust anyone and blindly trust anyone.

I don't trust anyone in this world, including you. Anyone can betray me, and the whole world will never betray its own people, only itself.

36. Don't trust anyone just because one is used to it.

37. Why care about truth and falsehood? Just don't trust anyone, right?

People who hide in the dark won't be hurt, because they don't trust anyone anymore, or they have been hurt during the day.

I don't trust anyone, I only believe in myself.

Forty, don't trust anyone, because you don't even trust yourself.

I don't trust anyone, so I don't want to be trusted by anyone. This is the easiest way.

42. As long as you don't trust anyone, you won't be betrayed by anyone.

I don't trust anyone because I'm afraid.

44. Don't trust anyone just because someone has hurt you, because people are different.

45. You don't trust anyone. You don't believe in this world, not because it doesn't deserve your trust, but because you don't want to believe in this world at all.

46. Do you know why loneliness can go so far? Because loneliness never trusts anyone!

Forty-seven, two points: be a low-key person! Don't trust anyone!

Forty-eight, in the army, the families of soldiers should not believe anyone's promise to you. They are experts in Tai Chi. If you kick the ball around, it won't happen again. Anyway, people have jumped ship, and they don't care if you are dead or alive. How many soldiers know what it means to kick down the ladder after being loyal to the army for half their lives? There are only two ways to cooperate with people who don't have a strong sense of morality and want to maintain physical and mental health.

I don't trust anyone, not just you.

I don't trust anyone, yes, I can't trust you, and I don't want to trust myself.

I never trust anyone. After all, I don't even believe myself.

Nothing in the world is eternal.

1, if you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, then let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

2, a person wants to find someone to accompany. A person loses himself. I don't know what to chase.

I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go.

4. If one day, I don't like you anymore, will my life be as decadent as before ... I don't want to live like that anymore, so please at least like me before I give up on you.

It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee until it was cold, and then I knew I was thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!

6. A simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the present, and the lasting feeling is not happy at all, so I only believe in the present.

7. In this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart.

8, the heart is dead, the tears have dried up, and it is unbearable to look back. I woke up from my dream, but I didn't feel it. I couldn't shake the past like smoke. It's also empty and real, and it's also love and hate, and the fallen leaves hurt themselves silently. The only way is to look for it, cold and clear, miserable and miserable; Helpless, forbearing, forbearing; One day both will end, and this endless sorrow will last forever.

9. Nothing in the world is eternal. If it flows, it flows away; If it exists, it will dry up; If it grows, it will wither slowly.

10, the pain of being a woman: when she has a physical relationship with the man she loves, she will naturally regard this relationship as an eternity, but men are different. They may only think that this is another interpretation of lifestyle. As the book says, it is better to keep a simple relationship between men and women before they make a commitment to get married, otherwise there is really no time to go back.

1 1. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily and cry if you want. Love when it is time to love. There is no point in suppressing yourself. There are two kinds of anguish in life, one is that the desire is not satisfied, and the other is that the desire is satisfied.

12, the so-called flower heart is the mood of loving bread and wanting to eat cake; The so-called affair is to sneak out of the besieged city and fall into a trap; Romance means that when you buy cabbage for your wife, you will bring back a rose. The so-called kitchen is to walk in front of the red carpet when you get married.

13, I dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again. I would rather love you silently and not let you know until, until you fall into the arms of others.

14, the world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose.

15, love, emotionally, when you want to conquer each other, you have actually been conquered by the other party to a certain extent. First, the attraction of the other party to you, and then your desire to conquer the other party.

16, if you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

17, life is incomplete without love, and love without pain is not profound. Love enriches life, and pain sublimates love.

18, I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me.

19, in fact, I've been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will there be a day when your tenderness belongs to me, and I won't make you sad or cry again?

20. When I am a kite, you should either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion and make me sad.

2 1, I cried for the first time because you weren't there, I laughed for the first time because I met you, and I cried for the first time because I couldn't have you!

Time is like a river. The left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and the middle is young and faint sadness. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart.

23. There are too many helplessness in our life, which we can't change and can't change. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change.

24. Look at the flowers in front of the court. Don't be surprised by honor or disgrace. Look up at the clouds in the sky and have no intention of staying.

25. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't insist on.

26. Some losses are doomed, and some predestinations will never bear fruit. Love a person, you don't necessarily have it. If you have someone, you must love her.