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Classmate, you have seed.

In high school, the students next door did a wonderful thing.

There is a teacher in their class who teaches badly. He raised his hand:

Teacher, I want to make a phone call ...'

What's your name in class? The teacher said crossly.

I am going to call the police! Someone here is cheating money on the podium! '

The whole class laughed wildly, and the teacher was so angry that he could not speak.

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once

The professor had a good time in class.

I found someone sleeping.

I was so angry that I asked my classmates to wake him up.

I didn't expect the student to say disdainfully ....

You put him to sleep. Call yourself. '

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I am a real person next door to my sophomore year. ..

A is sleeping in class. ...

Be discovered by the teacher

He was angry. He asked A to solve the problem in front of the blackboard. .....

If you can't write, prepare to humiliate A in public.

In fact, Teacher A began to sour him before he went to the blackboard. ..

It's a shame to dare to sleep in class with such poor grades.

Is your head at home ... do you sleep all day? ...

I didn't expect ... that he could write ... and explain it beautifully. ...

The teacher is a little embarrassed ... so we have to put him back in his seat and leave him alone. ....

I didn't expect him to choke the teacher. ....

I'm going to sleep first.

Ask me if there will be any in the future.