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1. Have a safe journey (guess the name of a Chinese city) Lushun

2. Calm and calm (guess the name of a Chinese city) Ningbo

3. It’s almost dusk ( Guess the name of a Chinese city) Luoyang

4. The garden is filled with fragrance in August (guess the name of a Chinese city) Guilin

5. Rhetoric (guess the name of a Chinese city) Haikou< /p>

6. Thousand Miles of Gobi (guess the name of a Chinese city) Changsha

7. Everyone laughs at you (guess the name of a Chinese city) Qiqihar

8. Pearl Harbor (guess the name of a Chinese city) Bengbu

9. The man with a gun (guess the name of a Chinese city) Wuhan

10. The boat leaves the Yangtze Estuary (guess the name of a Chinese city) Shanghai< /p>

11. Gold, Silver, Copper and Iron (guess the name of a Chinese city) Wuxi

12. Galaxy Ferry (guess the name of a Chinese city) Tianjin

13. Jiuyu Chuqing (guess the name of a Chinese city) Guiyang

14. Two Fat Men (guess the name of a Chinese city) Hefei

15. Double Happiness (guess the name of a Chinese city) Chongqing< /p>

16. Working hard to make steel (guess the name of a Chinese city) Daye

17. Opening letters (guess the name of a Chinese city) Kaifeng

18. East, West, North Congested on three sides (guess the name of a Chinese city) Nantong

19. Oasis in the Sea (guess the name of a Chinese city) Qingdao

20. Sky Terminal (guess the name of a Chinese city) Lianyungang

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21. South of Mount Tai (guess the name of a Chinese city) Yueyang

22. Boating against the current (a Chinese place name) Shanghang

23. Spring Bamboo Shoots (a Chinese place name) Hsinchu< /p>

24. Mengzi (Chinese place name) Mengzi

25. Spring water is as blue as blue (Chinese provincial administrative region name) Qinghai

26. Jianghuai River and Han (Chinese province Level administrative region name) Sichuan

27. Yellow River Thaw (China's provincial-level administrative region name) Jiangsu

28. Southeast and North (China's provincial-level administrative region name) Tibet

29. Baoshucongcong (name of provincial administrative region in China) Jilin

30. Rizhao Qingliuyong (name of Shanxi place) Yangquan

31. Snow all year round (name of Jilin place) Changbai

32. See the face but not tell the story (the name of the place in Inner Mongolia) Baotou

33. Lasting Peace (the name of the place in Shaanxi) Chang'an

34. The Eagle Strikes the Sky (the name of the place in Taiwan) Kaohsiung

35. The chatting city (a place name in Shandong) Liaocheng

36. Peach and Plum Plum (a place name in Beijing) Three Trees

37. The heart of an egg (a place name in Henan) is yellow inside

38. Clearly on the lake (Taiwan place name) Sun Moon Lake

39. Please take the main entrance (Shanxi place name) side pass

40. Basically the same (Shanxi place name) Datong

41. A river of spring water flows eastward (name of place in Yunnan) leading to the sea

42. First meeting (name of place in Guangdong) Xinhui

43. Water and land fortress ( Hebei place name) Shanhaiguan

44. Aviation letter (Jiangsu place name) Gaoyou

45. This (Qinghai place name) Qaidam

46. End of the war (Guangdong Place name) Peace

47. Two rivers (Yunnan place name) Shuangjiang

48. No turbid water all year round (Shandong place name) Evergreen

49. Longevity Immortality (place name in Heilongjiang) and longevity

50. Good news came (place name in Shanxi) Wenxi

51. Flying down three thousand feet (place name in Hebei) Douhe River

< p> 52. No war between east, west, north and south (place name in Northeast China) Siping

53. Pacific Ocean (name of Zhejiang place) Ninghai

54. Friendship between gentlemen (name of place in Taiwan) Tamsui

< p> 55. Peaceful Land (Place Name in Jiangsu) Taizhou

56. Ceasefire (Place Name in Guizhou) Xifeng

57. Camel's back (name of place in Hunan) Shuangfeng

58. I am (name of place in Jiangxi) Yugan

59. Guest (name of place in Guangxi) guest< /p>

60. Reclamation (name of place in Liaoning) Kaiyuan

61. The sun is shining over the mountains (name of place in Liaoning) Shenyang

62. Wasted years (name of place in Anhui) doing nothing < /p>

66. Rapid progress (name of place in Yunnan) Tengchong

67. Mid-Autumn Moon (name of place in Guangdong) Gaoming

68. Award-winning (name of place in Henan) award

69. Happy events are about to happen (Fujian place name) Jiangle

70. The land planted by ancestors (Fujian place name) Gutian

71. Sun, Moon and Star (Fujian place name) Sanming

72. All seasons are like spring (name of Quanzhou place) Yongchun

73. Peace and peace from now on (name of Shishi place) Yongning

74. Xiamen at the entrance of the building

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75. Swallowing clouds and spitting out fog in Haikou

76. Missing family and distant places at the end of the world

77. Orchid Port Hong Kong

The walled city of Beijing

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79. Thousands of Miles Gobi Changsha

80. Gold, Silver, Copper and Iron Wuxi

81. Galaxy Ferry Tianjin

82. Founding Ceremony

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83. Keyless Macau

84. Giant ship leaving Shanghai

85. Qingdao, an oasis in the sea

86. Not much different

87. Changchun is warm all year round

88. Seeing the face but not the hair on the head

89. The first sight of Guiyang after a long rain

90. Wuhan, the hero of the tiger fight

91. Everyone laughs at you Qiqihar

92. Talking about Haikou

93. Work hard to make steel in Daye

94. Heavy rain Tianshui

95. Sky Terminal Lianyungang

96. Luoyang at dusk these days

97. Double happiness coming to Chongqing

98. Heavy snow turns to clear water

99. Winter Vest Handan

100. Gobi Settled in Xi'an

101. Happy Land Fuzhou

102. Letters from Afar Unsealed

103. The Living Buddha shakes hands in Lhasa

104. Yueyang, south of Mount Tai

105. The two fat men got married in Hefei

106. The bay is filled with flowers Hong Kong

107. Calm Ningbo

108. Fireworms shine in Kunming

109. Love you, hate you Xiangfan

110. Transfer Grain storage in Yichang

112. The sun adds salt to Xianyang

113. The rising sun rises in the east

114. Shenzhen cannot be explored

115. The eternal flow of rivers will not be wasted (name one of Chongqing’s places) Yongchuan

116. To sing during the day you must indulge in drinking--Daqing

117. To rush to the sea and never return--Tianshui< /p>

118. The clear water flows eastward here - the Persian Gulf

119. Looking back at Chang'an, there are piles of embroidery - Huadu City

120. The river flows vertically and horizontally - -Chaozhou

121. The red sun is scorching like fire--Dangyang, Jiaozuo

122. Breaking the darkness before dawn--Jieyang

123. Hoeing Day At noon--Gaoyang, in the field

124. The spring breeze blows and life comes again--Xinye's idiom about monkeys

The idiom is a practice of Chinese working people since ancient times.

A special form of language created in Chinese. Let’s take a look at the following monkey idioms!

About the monkey's sayings

The monkey climbed to the top of the tree

The monkey's butt can't sit still

The monkey's butt is naturally red

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The monkey was restless with tribulus stuck in his butt

The monkey was wielding a mallet

The monkey king was in trouble in the palace and had a fight

The monkey was wearing gloves and had hairy hands and feet

It doesn’t matter if a monkey picks up ginger and eats it, nor does it matter if it throws it away

A monkey sings a big show and makes a fool of himself

A monkey steals Coptis chinensis and asks for trouble

Monkeys don’t climb trees Play the gong a few more times

The monkey fished for the moon and rejoiced

The monkey ate the walnuts and smashed them all

The monkey didn’t look good at pulling the bow

The monkey performs a small boxing stance

The monkey holds a watermelon while focusing on one thing and the other

The monkey climbs the cherry tree and the rough man eats fine grains

The monkey wears eyes to pretend to be polite

The monkey rides the tiger down

The monkey wears clothes and pretends to be a good person

The monkey holds a gold crown to pretend to be good

The monkey climbs to the top of the flagpole and is high up

< p> The little monkey stood upside down with its tail raised

The little monkey pulled a pear on top of a cow

The little monkey ate chili peppers and scratched its ears and cheeks

The little monkey stole a pumpkin and rolled around

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The little monkey flies away on a rocket

The little monkey looks at the orchard and is happy

The little monkey climbs the bamboo pole and jumps up and down

The little monkey chops with a machete

The little monkey looked in the mirror and got carried away and said something about the dragon

Since ancient times, the dragon has been the totem of the great Chinese nation. It is a fictitious animal that does not exist. Let’s take a look at some of the sayings related to dragons. Welcome to read and learn from them.

NO1, The Dragon King doesn’t recognize the water temple and attacks himself

NO2, The Dragon King’s hat has many tricks

NO3, The Dragon King’s hat has baby bumps

NO4. The Dragon King’s hat has too many pleats

NO5. The Dragon King’s warriors are shrimps, soldiers and crab generals

NO6. The Dragon King manages the land too broadly

NO7. The Dragon King sent troops to attack the river god and his own family did not recognize his own family

NO8. The Dragon King lost his temper and caused trouble

NO9. The Dragon King lost his temper and turned the river upside down

NO10. The Dragon King stepped aside. Man can conquer the sky

NO11. The Dragon King stands aside and man can conquer the sky

NO12. The horizontal cloak of the Dragon King Temple brings good weather

NO13. The air of the Dragon King temple

NO14 , The water sold in front of the Dragon King Temple picked up the wrong door

NO15. The God of Fire was missing in the Dragon King Temple

NO16. The stir-fried asparagus and leeks were in a mess

NO17. The dragon lantern is easy to play with your head

NO18. The head of the dragon lantern is easy to play

NO19. The beard of the dragon (lantern) is not cared for

NO20. The dragon lantern is stripped off in the altar Can't get out the upper billet

NO21, Longmen Array is short of people and can't put it up

NO22, The Buddha statue in Longmen Grottoes is an honest (stone) man

NO23, Longmen Grottoes The Buddha statue here has a hard backing

NO24, Longkui Beach is so powerful and has nowhere to go

NO25, Longkui Fish Pond cannot stretch

NO26, Longkui Fish Pond It can't be used

NO27. The shrimps on the dragon's tail are mixed up in the sky

NO28. Put a teapot on the dragon's back to make a good mouth

NO29. The dragon's back Put the teapot with the spout upward

NO30, dragons and snakes running around each have their own plans

NO31, dragon robes are used as coir raincoats to waste

NO32, dragons lay eggs which are rare

NO33. Long Xingyu’s job

NO34. The dragon ball followed the dragon’s tail and turned around.

NO35. The power of the dragon on the beach is nowhere to be used

< p> NO36. When a dragon and a tiger fight, one will be injured

NO37. Even if a dragon eats water from a thousand rivers, it will not go anywhere

NO38. Dragon boats are notorious for carrying excrement

NO39. If the dragon's head is not pulled and the pony tail is pulled, the force is wrong

NO40. When Liu Bei goes to Wollongong on the third day, he invites Zhuge Liang

NO41. A donkey's head inserted into a dragon's horns is not the same

NO42 , Linen bags are not the material to make dragon robes

NO43. Mencius’ mother moved three times to hope that her son will become a dragon

NO44. Sailing a dragon boat against the current and striving to reach the upper reaches

NO45. Waving the flag and shouting for a walk-on< /p>

NO46. Plug your ears and stop talking, pretending to be dumb

NO47. Even if you have money, you can’t buy Taijun She’s dragon-headed staff

NO48. The messenger who belongs to the dragon No

NO49. The Dragon King walks around the water stall and has too much time to worry about

NO50. The flooded Dragon King Temple does not recognize the whole family

NO51. Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty travels to the south of the Yangtze River and sits alone The dragon boat people stretched their fibers

NO52. The Dragon King of the Four Seas used his sword and his weapons were filled with water inside and outside

NO53. Monkey Sun made a scene in the Crystal Palace and forced the Dragon King to offer his treasure

NO54. A flea turns into a fake dragon species

NO55, Huanglong garrison has not disbanded its troops for many years after hearing the news

NO56, There are talents hidden in the dragon's body in Weicao

NO57 , It’s a pity that the material used to build the broom is the Dragon Subduing Wood

NO58. The transplanted longan branches have lush leaves and will not last long

NO59. Yilong controls water and rains

NO60 , One dragon controls floods and brings rain (remaining)

NO61. A beggar has a poor heart when he feeds the Dragon King to the poor.

NO62. Mr. Ye loves dragons and dare not see the truth.

NO63. Mr. Ye loves dragons. He is not telling the truth.

NO64. Mr. Ye loves dragons. He is afraid that it is true.

NO65. Beggar. Youlong Lantern is poor and happy, and it’s a classic idiom

A idiom_a classic idiom

A complete collection of idioms and answers 1. A big girl is happy to give birth to her first child

2. Chicken wear A dog in a coat looks like an animal in a hooded coat

3. Living after paying off the rent

4. It is strange for the sun to flow backwards in the west mountain

5. Shooting across the mountain Tigers rely entirely on hard bows (gong)

6. Mole crickets eat crops and move underground

7. Turtles carrying watermelons roll and crawl

8. Bitter water Soaked apricot kernels with big bitter kernels inside (human)

9. The old fat pig went to the slaughterhouse to be knifed

10. The papaya did not remember the pain after being knifed

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11. Cold currents come, warm currents, cold waves and hot winds (cynicism)

12. A duck can’t catch a camel; it’s a long way off

13. Holding a book Let’s take a look on the donkey

14. The police dog’s nose is really sharp (treacherous)

15. Brushing teeth with an iron fork is hard to find the residue (cha)

16. Lotus flowers are in bloom in July

17. Two cows fighting hard to beat

18. Actors appear on the stage

19. Pointing to scalpers means they are lying; deceiving oneself and others

20. Glass socks and glass shoes (open feet)

21. The grass roots on the mountain are hard

22. Donkey’s head and horse face street goods

23. The stone in the back mountain will not make sense

24. Telling stories with a crooked mouth

25. I use the mourning hall to cry because I have other sad things

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26. Prick the ball with a knife to deflate it; it cannot be hardened

27. The body is covered with sores and the skin is left intact

28. The second surname is missing from "A Hundred Family Surnames" Money

29. The sound of thunder on a sunny day shook the earth

30. The woodpecker’s beak is very good at chiseling wood

31. The stone falls into the water more and more violently

32. The dew on the tip of the grass does not last long; it cannot be retained

33. The boss is lazy and the second is industrious and never stops

34. The stone lion pours rice soup without dripping water

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35. Yang Bailao ducks and dodges during the Chinese New Year

36. The big clock hangs from his hair at a critical moment

37. Scabies on the head

38. Iron can Hitting a glass bottle means nothing but empty words

39. Driving a car without a whip and just slapping the horse on the butt

40. A hungry dog ??fell into a pit and had a full meal; just in time

< p> 41. Those who gamble on the tip of a knife will not live long; they will not live long

42. The Dragon King joins in the fun and the water rises

43. Guanyin Bodhisattva rides in a sedan chair and is lifted by everyone

44. A dog bites its buttocks and gnaws its buttocks (definitely); one bites its buttocks (definitely)

45. A group of fish hangs on a branch - its legs are helpless

46. A carp jumps over the dragon's gate If you try your luck, your worth will be a hundredfold

47. The fish in the sea have experienced many storms

48. The elevator is out of order and you are in a dilemma; you are in a dilemma

49. A weasel is not as good as giving birth to a mouse. Generations

50. Weasels worship the moon and pretend to be gods and ghosts

51. Rats know their way to the pot

52. The mutton eaten into the wolf's mouth cannot be spit out

< p> 53. Two pockmarks have a lot of wedding ideas

54. The nose is so big that it makes it difficult to open the mouth; it is difficult to open the mouth: it is difficult to open the mouth

55. Stuttering is a pain in the heart< /p><

p> 56. I don’t know what Wu Dalang is playing with ducks

57. Make cotton-padded jackets in June and get ready early

58. Listening to a play with the radio on, you can’t see anyone; you can’t hear anyone but you< /p>

59. Looking forward to the moon on the 30th night is hopeless

Complete collection of allegorical sayings and answers 2 60. Beggars wandering the streets in poverty

61. The guards on the towers are high (hand)

62. The plum blossoms in the twelfth lunar month stand proudly against the frost and snow

63. It is difficult to support the sorghum stalks as pillars

64. When you see wheat, it is called leeks. The grains are indistinguishable

65. Wet willows make a crooked bridge

66. I am happy after eating magpie eggs

67. The kite falls in the thorn fence [thorn] forest Tangled; entangled

68. Bamboo sprouts branches out of knots

69. The world is as black as crows

70. Night joy of bats

71. The waves in the sea are magnificent

72. It’s hard to catch a chicken on the ridge of a house

73. It’s hard to touch a tiger’s butt

74. Zhuge Liang had no choice but to resort to the empty city strategy

75. The yellow sand in the Eastern Ocean cannot withstand the waves

76. The old and toothless man who drinks porridge is toothless (shameful) and obscene

77. I feel worried if I hold my intestines and hang my belly.

78. I am not afraid of future generations laughing when I walk with a mirror on my back.

79. A castrated rooster does not crow (lift)

80. A crow pretending to be a peacock is neither fish nor fowl

81. A hand is stretched out in the airplane cabin to show off the master

82. The antique furnishings in the hall

83. Singing folk songs in any mountain and talking about them

84. Emperor Guangxu under Cixi has duties but no power

85. Food and tea are not popular all day long

< p> 86. Mr. Nan Guo can’t pretend to be good at playing the yu; he plays the yu indiscriminately to make up for it

87. Buy a trumpet with airtight solid eyes

88. When the Lord of Hell looks in the mirror, he looks like a ghost; he looks like a ghost< /p>

89. It’s not too late to remedy the situation

90. A leaky ship has no way in, no way out; once it goes, there is no return

91. Looking at the street through a crack in the door has a narrow vision< /p>

92. Love to buy red and green paint and be greedy

93. The long-tailed scorpion is full of poison

94. The two people on the stage sang together

95. Showing off one's appearance while licking the bowl while eating; a miser

96. The boatman rents a boat for a rowing trip on the West Lake

97. It is not easy to catch a mountain bouncing child with bare hands. )

98. Picking and choosing when buying and selling in department stores

99. Ducks like to have their butts raised: sleek; round and slippery

A collection of postscripts and Answer 3 100. Copying others and copying them

101. Holding dry firewood to put out the fire is not helpful

102. Writing is not good at all

103. The glass lantern is bright inside and outside

104. When I met the Queen Mother, I asked my eldest aunt to marry her

105. Zhuge Liang was hiding in the corner of the door, plotting in secret; scheming in secret

106. The house sparrow turned into a phoenix and jumped over Becoming more and more beautiful

107. Being too careful when covering your head with fallen leaves; being too cautious

108. The rivets on the iron plate did not run away

109. Wheat straw for pillows and straw bags

110. The smiling turtle cannot see its own ugliness

111. The pines and cypresses on the mountains are evergreen all year round

112. The dragon's body is hidden in the grass. Produce talents

113. A camel walks with its head held high; one step at a time

114. The belly of water chestnut is real

115. Millet

The sorghum grows in the ground and rises up; get ahead

116. The tire of the bicycle is flat and deflated; it explodes: deflates

117. I am lost in the primeval forest and cannot tell the difference between east, west, north and south.

118. Step by step up the stairs

119. Jumping into the Yellow River with eyes open and desperate

120. Lifting an ax under the bed is too powerful

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121. It is difficult to identify the quality of a watermelon by looking at its skin

122. A mad dog eats the sun and does not know the depth of the sky

123. Eats dates without spitting out the core and swallows the dates wholeheartedly

124. Sandalwood is used for toilet bending (only)

125. Lou Ashu asks for divination and feels guilty as a thief

126. The sheep calls wolf and bleats (slowly)

127. The foundation of the cobblestone wall is unstable; unstable; the foundation is unstable; the foundation is not strong

128. The diamond scratches the tofu profoundly

129. Cao Cao only employs people based on their talents. It's a good example

130. A filial son eats tofu and it's white inside and outside

131. Lu Ban frowns with originality

132. The giant salamander climbs the tree and looks left and right Unlike entering

133. Swallowing an elephant in a dream is ambitious; too ambitious

134. The Stove Lord’s truth in heaven

135. The thorn of a rose There are many children

136. Throwing bones in the dog's mouth to do whatever he likes

137. The toad wants to eat swan meat and is wishful thinking; whimsical

138. The lid of the pot is used as a bellows Suffering from hot air and cold air

139. The red-eyed mouse comes out of the oil basin to eat and crawls in and out

140. The radish will be frozen (tempered) if it encounters thirty-nine days

< p> 141. The urgently needed stamp cannot be delayed

142. The eyebrows are on fire and the eyes are red

143. The patient is in a coffin and cannot be saved

144. Tie on the thread The grasshopper can't run away

145. Moving in the Pacific Ocean is a disaster

146. The horse bridle is forced to be put on the cow

147. Even if the duck dies, there will still be geese on top of each other< /p>

148. Nanshan leopard and Beihai dragon are fierce and fierce

149. A fat pig on the killing bench will not live long; it will die in front of your eyes

150 , Niu Dauzi coquettishly butted against you