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1. Have a safe journey (guess the name of a Chinese city) Lushun
2. Calm and calm (guess the name of a Chinese city) Ningbo
3. It’s almost dusk ( Guess the name of a Chinese city) Luoyang
4. The garden is filled with fragrance in August (guess the name of a Chinese city) Guilin
5. Rhetoric (guess the name of a Chinese city) Haikou< /p>
6. Thousand Miles of Gobi (guess the name of a Chinese city) Changsha
7. Everyone laughs at you (guess the name of a Chinese city) Qiqihar
8. Pearl Harbor (guess the name of a Chinese city) Bengbu
9. The man with a gun (guess the name of a Chinese city) Wuhan
10. The boat leaves the Yangtze Estuary (guess the name of a Chinese city) Shanghai< /p>
11. Gold, Silver, Copper and Iron (guess the name of a Chinese city) Wuxi
12. Galaxy Ferry (guess the name of a Chinese city) Tianjin
13. Jiuyu Chuqing (guess the name of a Chinese city) Guiyang
14. Two Fat Men (guess the name of a Chinese city) Hefei
15. Double Happiness (guess the name of a Chinese city) Chongqing< /p>
16. Working hard to make steel (guess the name of a Chinese city) Daye
17. Opening letters (guess the name of a Chinese city) Kaifeng
18. East, West, North Congested on three sides (guess the name of a Chinese city) Nantong
19. Oasis in the Sea (guess the name of a Chinese city) Qingdao
20. Sky Terminal (guess the name of a Chinese city) Lianyungang
p>21. South of Mount Tai (guess the name of a Chinese city) Yueyang
22. Boating against the current (a Chinese place name) Shanghang
23. Spring Bamboo Shoots (a Chinese place name) Hsinchu< /p>
24. Mengzi (Chinese place name) Mengzi
25. Spring water is as blue as blue (Chinese provincial administrative region name) Qinghai
26. Jianghuai River and Han (Chinese province Level administrative region name) Sichuan
27. Yellow River Thaw (China's provincial-level administrative region name) Jiangsu
28. Southeast and North (China's provincial-level administrative region name) Tibet
29. Baoshucongcong (name of provincial administrative region in China) Jilin
30. Rizhao Qingliuyong (name of Shanxi place) Yangquan
31. Snow all year round (name of Jilin place) Changbai
32. See the face but not tell the story (the name of the place in Inner Mongolia) Baotou
33. Lasting Peace (the name of the place in Shaanxi) Chang'an
34. The Eagle Strikes the Sky (the name of the place in Taiwan) Kaohsiung p>
35. The chatting city (a place name in Shandong) Liaocheng
36. Peach and Plum Plum (a place name in Beijing) Three Trees
37. The heart of an egg (a place name in Henan) is yellow inside
38. Clearly on the lake (Taiwan place name) Sun Moon Lake
39. Please take the main entrance (Shanxi place name) side pass
40. Basically the same (Shanxi place name) Datong
41. A river of spring water flows eastward (name of place in Yunnan) leading to the sea
42. First meeting (name of place in Guangdong) Xinhui
43. Water and land fortress ( Hebei place name) Shanhaiguan
44. Aviation letter (Jiangsu place name) Gaoyou
45. This (Qinghai place name) Qaidam
46. End of the war (Guangdong Place name) Peace
47. Two rivers (Yunnan place name) Shuangjiang
48. No turbid water all year round (Shandong place name) Evergreen
49. Longevity Immortality (place name in Heilongjiang) and longevity
50. Good news came (place name in Shanxi) Wenxi
51. Flying down three thousand feet (place name in Hebei) Douhe River
< p> 52. No war between east, west, north and south (place name in Northeast China) Siping53. Pacific Ocean (name of Zhejiang place) Ninghai
54. Friendship between gentlemen (name of place in Taiwan) Tamsui
< p> 55. Peaceful Land (Place Name in Jiangsu) Taizhou56. Ceasefire (Place Name in Guizhou) Xifeng
57. Camel's back (name of place in Hunan) Shuangfeng
58. I am (name of place in Jiangxi) Yugan
59. Guest (name of place in Guangxi) guest< /p>
60. Reclamation (name of place in Liaoning) Kaiyuan
61. The sun is shining over the mountains (name of place in Liaoning) Shenyang
62. Wasted years (name of place in Anhui) doing nothing < /p>
66. Rapid progress (name of place in Yunnan) Tengchong
67. Mid-Autumn Moon (name of place in Guangdong) Gaoming
68. Award-winning (name of place in Henan) award
69. Happy events are about to happen (Fujian place name) Jiangle
70. The land planted by ancestors (Fujian place name) Gutian
71. Sun, Moon and Star (Fujian place name) Sanming
72. All seasons are like spring (name of Quanzhou place) Yongchun
73. Peace and peace from now on (name of Shishi place) Yongning
74. Xiamen at the entrance of the building
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75. Swallowing clouds and spitting out fog in Haikou
76. Missing family and distant places at the end of the world
77. Orchid Port Hong Kong
The walled city of Beijing
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79. Thousands of Miles Gobi Changsha
80. Gold, Silver, Copper and Iron Wuxi
81. Galaxy Ferry Tianjin
82. Founding Ceremony
p>83. Keyless Macau
84. Giant ship leaving Shanghai
85. Qingdao, an oasis in the sea
86. Not much different
87. Changchun is warm all year round
88. Seeing the face but not the hair on the head
89. The first sight of Guiyang after a long rain
90. Wuhan, the hero of the tiger fight
91. Everyone laughs at you Qiqihar
92. Talking about Haikou
93. Work hard to make steel in Daye
94. Heavy rain Tianshui
95. Sky Terminal Lianyungang
96. Luoyang at dusk these days
97. Double happiness coming to Chongqing
98. Heavy snow turns to clear water
99. Winter Vest Handan
100. Gobi Settled in Xi'an
101. Happy Land Fuzhou
102. Letters from Afar Unsealed
103. The Living Buddha shakes hands in Lhasa
104. Yueyang, south of Mount Tai
105. The two fat men got married in Hefei
106. The bay is filled with flowers Hong Kong
107. Calm Ningbo
108. Fireworms shine in Kunming
109. Love you, hate you Xiangfan
110. Transfer Grain storage in Yichang
112. The sun adds salt to Xianyang
113. The rising sun rises in the east
114. Shenzhen cannot be explored
115. The eternal flow of rivers will not be wasted (name one of Chongqing’s places) Yongchuan
116. To sing during the day you must indulge in drinking--Daqing
117. To rush to the sea and never return--Tianshui< /p>
118. The clear water flows eastward here - the Persian Gulf
119. Looking back at Chang'an, there are piles of embroidery - Huadu City
120. The river flows vertically and horizontally - -Chaozhou
121. The red sun is scorching like fire--Dangyang, Jiaozuo
122. Breaking the darkness before dawn--Jieyang
123. Hoeing Day At noon--Gaoyang, in the field
124. The spring breeze blows and life comes again--Xinye's idiom about monkeys
The idiom is a practice of Chinese working people since ancient times.
A special form of language created in Chinese. Let’s take a look at the following monkey idioms!
About the monkey's sayings
The monkey climbed to the top of the tree
The monkey's butt can't sit still
The monkey's butt is naturally red
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The monkey was restless with tribulus stuck in his butt
The monkey was wielding a mallet
The monkey king was in trouble in the palace and had a fight
The monkey was wearing gloves and had hairy hands and feet
It doesn’t matter if a monkey picks up ginger and eats it, nor does it matter if it throws it away
A monkey sings a big show and makes a fool of himself
A monkey steals Coptis chinensis and asks for trouble
Monkeys don’t climb trees Play the gong a few more times
The monkey fished for the moon and rejoiced
The monkey ate the walnuts and smashed them all
The monkey didn’t look good at pulling the bow
The monkey performs a small boxing stance
The monkey holds a watermelon while focusing on one thing and the other
The monkey climbs the cherry tree and the rough man eats fine grains
The monkey wears eyes to pretend to be polite
The monkey rides the tiger down
The monkey wears clothes and pretends to be a good person
The monkey holds a gold crown to pretend to be good
The monkey climbs to the top of the flagpole and is high up
< p> The little monkey stood upside down with its tail raisedThe little monkey pulled a pear on top of a cow
The little monkey ate chili peppers and scratched its ears and cheeks
The little monkey stole a pumpkin and rolled around
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The little monkey flies away on a rocket
The little monkey looks at the orchard and is happy
The little monkey climbs the bamboo pole and jumps up and down
The little monkey chops with a machete
The little monkey looked in the mirror and got carried away and said something about the dragon
Since ancient times, the dragon has been the totem of the great Chinese nation. It is a fictitious animal that does not exist. Let’s take a look at some of the sayings related to dragons. Welcome to read and learn from them.
NO1, The Dragon King doesn’t recognize the water temple and attacks himself
NO2, The Dragon King’s hat has many tricks
NO3, The Dragon King’s hat has baby bumps
NO4. The Dragon King’s hat has too many pleats
NO5. The Dragon King’s warriors are shrimps, soldiers and crab generals
NO6. The Dragon King manages the land too broadly
NO7. The Dragon King sent troops to attack the river god and his own family did not recognize his own family
NO8. The Dragon King lost his temper and caused trouble
NO9. The Dragon King lost his temper and turned the river upside down
NO10. The Dragon King stepped aside. Man can conquer the sky
NO11. The Dragon King stands aside and man can conquer the sky
NO12. The horizontal cloak of the Dragon King Temple brings good weather
NO13. The air of the Dragon King temple
NO14 , The water sold in front of the Dragon King Temple picked up the wrong door
NO15. The God of Fire was missing in the Dragon King Temple
NO16. The stir-fried asparagus and leeks were in a mess
NO17. The dragon lantern is easy to play with your head
NO18. The head of the dragon lantern is easy to play
NO19. The beard of the dragon (lantern) is not cared for
NO20. The dragon lantern is stripped off in the altar Can't get out the upper billet
NO21, Longmen Array is short of people and can't put it up
NO22, The Buddha statue in Longmen Grottoes is an honest (stone) man
NO23, Longmen Grottoes The Buddha statue here has a hard backing
NO24, Longkui Beach is so powerful and has nowhere to go
NO25, Longkui Fish Pond cannot stretch
NO26, Longkui Fish Pond It can't be used
NO27. The shrimps on the dragon's tail are mixed up in the sky
NO28. Put a teapot on the dragon's back to make a good mouth
NO29. The dragon's back Put the teapot with the spout upward
NO30, dragons and snakes running around each have their own plans
NO31, dragon robes are used as coir raincoats to waste
NO32, dragons lay eggs which are rare
NO33. Long Xingyu’s job
NO34. The dragon ball followed the dragon’s tail and turned around.
NO35. The power of the dragon on the beach is nowhere to be used
< p> NO36. When a dragon and a tiger fight, one will be injuredNO37. Even if a dragon eats water from a thousand rivers, it will not go anywhere
NO38. Dragon boats are notorious for carrying excrement
NO39. If the dragon's head is not pulled and the pony tail is pulled, the force is wrong
NO40. When Liu Bei goes to Wollongong on the third day, he invites Zhuge Liang
NO41. A donkey's head inserted into a dragon's horns is not the same
NO42 , Linen bags are not the material to make dragon robes
NO43. Mencius’ mother moved three times to hope that her son will become a dragon
NO44. Sailing a dragon boat against the current and striving to reach the upper reaches
NO45. Waving the flag and shouting for a walk-on< /p>
NO46. Plug your ears and stop talking, pretending to be dumb
NO47. Even if you have money, you can’t buy Taijun She’s dragon-headed staff
NO48. The messenger who belongs to the dragon No
NO49. The Dragon King walks around the water stall and has too much time to worry about
NO50. The flooded Dragon King Temple does not recognize the whole family
NO51. Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty travels to the south of the Yangtze River and sits alone The dragon boat people stretched their fibers
NO52. The Dragon King of the Four Seas used his sword and his weapons were filled with water inside and outside
NO53. Monkey Sun made a scene in the Crystal Palace and forced the Dragon King to offer his treasure
NO54. A flea turns into a fake dragon species
NO55, Huanglong garrison has not disbanded its troops for many years after hearing the news
NO56, There are talents hidden in the dragon's body in Weicao
NO57 , It’s a pity that the material used to build the broom is the Dragon Subduing Wood
NO58. The transplanted longan branches have lush leaves and will not last long
NO59. Yilong controls water and rains
NO60 , One dragon controls floods and brings rain (remaining)
NO61. A beggar has a poor heart when he feeds the Dragon King to the poor.
NO62. Mr. Ye loves dragons and dare not see the truth.
NO63. Mr. Ye loves dragons. He is not telling the truth.
NO64. Mr. Ye loves dragons. He is afraid that it is true.
NO65. Beggar. Youlong Lantern is poor and happy, and it’s a classic idiom
A idiom_a classic idiom
A complete collection of idioms and answers 1. A big girl is happy to give birth to her first child
2. Chicken wear A dog in a coat looks like an animal in a hooded coat
3. Living after paying off the rent
4. It is strange for the sun to flow backwards in the west mountain
5. Shooting across the mountain Tigers rely entirely on hard bows (gong)
6. Mole crickets eat crops and move underground
7. Turtles carrying watermelons roll and crawl
8. Bitter water Soaked apricot kernels with big bitter kernels inside (human)
9. The old fat pig went to the slaughterhouse to be knifed
10. The papaya did not remember the pain after being knifed
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11. Cold currents come, warm currents, cold waves and hot winds (cynicism)
12. A duck can’t catch a camel; it’s a long way off
13. Holding a book Let’s take a look on the donkey
14. The police dog’s nose is really sharp (treacherous)
15. Brushing teeth with an iron fork is hard to find the residue (cha)
16. Lotus flowers are in bloom in July
17. Two cows fighting hard to beat
18. Actors appear on the stage
19. Pointing to scalpers means they are lying; deceiving oneself and others
20. Glass socks and glass shoes (open feet)
21. The grass roots on the mountain are hard
22. Donkey’s head and horse face street goods
23. The stone in the back mountain will not make sense
24. Telling stories with a crooked mouth
25. I use the mourning hall to cry because I have other sad things
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26. Prick the ball with a knife to deflate it; it cannot be hardened
27. The body is covered with sores and the skin is left intact
28. The second surname is missing from "A Hundred Family Surnames" Money
29. The sound of thunder on a sunny day shook the earth
30. The woodpecker’s beak is very good at chiseling wood
31. The stone falls into the water more and more violently
32. The dew on the tip of the grass does not last long; it cannot be retained
33. The boss is lazy and the second is industrious and never stops
34. The stone lion pours rice soup without dripping water
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35. Yang Bailao ducks and dodges during the Chinese New Year
36. The big clock hangs from his hair at a critical moment
37. Scabies on the head
38. Iron can Hitting a glass bottle means nothing but empty words
39. Driving a car without a whip and just slapping the horse on the butt
40. A hungry dog ??fell into a pit and had a full meal; just in time
< p> 41. Those who gamble on the tip of a knife will not live long; they will not live long42. The Dragon King joins in the fun and the water rises
43. Guanyin Bodhisattva rides in a sedan chair and is lifted by everyone
44. A dog bites its buttocks and gnaws its buttocks (definitely); one bites its buttocks (definitely)
45. A group of fish hangs on a branch - its legs are helpless
46. A carp jumps over the dragon's gate If you try your luck, your worth will be a hundredfold
47. The fish in the sea have experienced many storms
48. The elevator is out of order and you are in a dilemma; you are in a dilemma
49. A weasel is not as good as giving birth to a mouse. Generations
50. Weasels worship the moon and pretend to be gods and ghosts
51. Rats know their way to the pot
52. The mutton eaten into the wolf's mouth cannot be spit out
< p> 53. Two pockmarks have a lot of wedding ideas54. The nose is so big that it makes it difficult to open the mouth; it is difficult to open the mouth: it is difficult to open the mouth
55. Stuttering is a pain in the heart< /p><
p> 56. I don’t know what Wu Dalang is playing with ducks
57. Make cotton-padded jackets in June and get ready early
58. Listening to a play with the radio on, you can’t see anyone; you can’t hear anyone but you< /p>
59. Looking forward to the moon on the 30th night is hopeless
Complete collection of allegorical sayings and answers 2 60. Beggars wandering the streets in poverty
61. The guards on the towers are high (hand)
62. The plum blossoms in the twelfth lunar month stand proudly against the frost and snow
63. It is difficult to support the sorghum stalks as pillars
64. When you see wheat, it is called leeks. The grains are indistinguishable
65. Wet willows make a crooked bridge
66. I am happy after eating magpie eggs
67. The kite falls in the thorn fence [thorn] forest Tangled; entangled
68. Bamboo sprouts branches out of knots
69. The world is as black as crows
70. Night joy of bats
71. The waves in the sea are magnificent
72. It’s hard to catch a chicken on the ridge of a house
73. It’s hard to touch a tiger’s butt
74. Zhuge Liang had no choice but to resort to the empty city strategy
75. The yellow sand in the Eastern Ocean cannot withstand the waves
76. The old and toothless man who drinks porridge is toothless (shameful) and obscene
77. I feel worried if I hold my intestines and hang my belly.
78. I am not afraid of future generations laughing when I walk with a mirror on my back.
79. A castrated rooster does not crow (lift) p>
80. A crow pretending to be a peacock is neither fish nor fowl
81. A hand is stretched out in the airplane cabin to show off the master
82. The antique furnishings in the hall
83. Singing folk songs in any mountain and talking about them
84. Emperor Guangxu under Cixi has duties but no power
85. Food and tea are not popular all day long
< p> 86. Mr. Nan Guo can’t pretend to be good at playing the yu; he plays the yu indiscriminately to make up for it87. Buy a trumpet with airtight solid eyes
88. When the Lord of Hell looks in the mirror, he looks like a ghost; he looks like a ghost< /p>
89. It’s not too late to remedy the situation
90. A leaky ship has no way in, no way out; once it goes, there is no return
91. Looking at the street through a crack in the door has a narrow vision< /p>
92. Love to buy red and green paint and be greedy
93. The long-tailed scorpion is full of poison
94. The two people on the stage sang together
95. Showing off one's appearance while licking the bowl while eating; a miser
96. The boatman rents a boat for a rowing trip on the West Lake
97. It is not easy to catch a mountain bouncing child with bare hands. )
98. Picking and choosing when buying and selling in department stores
99. Ducks like to have their butts raised: sleek; round and slippery
A collection of postscripts and Answer 3 100. Copying others and copying them
101. Holding dry firewood to put out the fire is not helpful
102. Writing is not good at all
103. The glass lantern is bright inside and outside
104. When I met the Queen Mother, I asked my eldest aunt to marry her
105. Zhuge Liang was hiding in the corner of the door, plotting in secret; scheming in secret
106. The house sparrow turned into a phoenix and jumped over Becoming more and more beautiful
107. Being too careful when covering your head with fallen leaves; being too cautious
108. The rivets on the iron plate did not run away
109. Wheat straw for pillows and straw bags
110. The smiling turtle cannot see its own ugliness
111. The pines and cypresses on the mountains are evergreen all year round
112. The dragon's body is hidden in the grass. Produce talents
113. A camel walks with its head held high; one step at a time
114. The belly of water chestnut is real
115. Millet
The sorghum grows in the ground and rises up; get ahead
116. The tire of the bicycle is flat and deflated; it explodes: deflates
117. I am lost in the primeval forest and cannot tell the difference between east, west, north and south.
118. Step by step up the stairs
119. Jumping into the Yellow River with eyes open and desperate
120. Lifting an ax under the bed is too powerful
>121. It is difficult to identify the quality of a watermelon by looking at its skin
122. A mad dog eats the sun and does not know the depth of the sky
123. Eats dates without spitting out the core and swallows the dates wholeheartedly
124. Sandalwood is used for toilet bending (only)
125. Lou Ashu asks for divination and feels guilty as a thief
126. The sheep calls wolf and bleats (slowly)
127. The foundation of the cobblestone wall is unstable; unstable; the foundation is unstable; the foundation is not strong
128. The diamond scratches the tofu profoundly
129. Cao Cao only employs people based on their talents. It's a good example
130. A filial son eats tofu and it's white inside and outside
131. Lu Ban frowns with originality
132. The giant salamander climbs the tree and looks left and right Unlike entering
133. Swallowing an elephant in a dream is ambitious; too ambitious
134. The Stove Lord’s truth in heaven
135. The thorn of a rose There are many children
136. Throwing bones in the dog's mouth to do whatever he likes
137. The toad wants to eat swan meat and is wishful thinking; whimsical
138. The lid of the pot is used as a bellows Suffering from hot air and cold air
139. The red-eyed mouse comes out of the oil basin to eat and crawls in and out
140. The radish will be frozen (tempered) if it encounters thirty-nine days
< p> 141. The urgently needed stamp cannot be delayed142. The eyebrows are on fire and the eyes are red
143. The patient is in a coffin and cannot be saved
144. Tie on the thread The grasshopper can't run away
145. Moving in the Pacific Ocean is a disaster
146. The horse bridle is forced to be put on the cow
147. Even if the duck dies, there will still be geese on top of each other< /p>
148. Nanshan leopard and Beihai dragon are fierce and fierce
149. A fat pig on the killing bench will not live long; it will die in front of your eyes
150 , Niu Dauzi coquettishly butted against you
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