Tianjin joke

Bin Laden wanted to create a terrorist incident in China. He flew over China in a bomber led by a traitor.

Over the first city, he asked where the tour guide was. The tour guide said it was Shanghai, but bin Laden said not to blow it up, so he kept it for future business.

Over the second city, he asked where the guide was, and the guide said it was Beijing. He said there would be no bombing, because there were too many historical sites, and the bombing would certainly arouse people's dissatisfaction all over the world.

Over the third city, he asked where the guide was, and the guide said it was Chongqing. He said it wouldn't blow up. The small mountain village was blown up, wasting ammunition.

Over the fourth city, he asked where the guide was, and the guide said it was Tianjin. He looked down from the plane and said, "Isn't this bombed?"? How did you fly here again? "