Humorous jokes are big.

Humor joke: In a sports institute, a man wants to break up with his girlfriend, and her girlfriend says, "Are you sure?"? You should know that the ratio of male to female in this school is 9: 1. Are you sure you don't regret it? " The man calmly said, "Do you think I will still like women if I stay in this school for a long time?"

Chapter 1: Joke 1. "Hey ... dude! Help me collect clothes at night? " "Don't accept it, go back and collect it yourself." "You uncle!" Back to the dormitory at night, the clothes are already in the closet. "Bring me food" "Take your sister, no" "Oh, help me?" Before leaving, he turned around and asked impatiently, "What to eat?" How dare you yell at your girlfriend? Will she do anything for you? Summary: Being a good gay friends is a lifelong thing.

2. Dating gay friends, I happened to be at the Arriba Hotel in Hairun. If the Lun family wants to have sex, they should find a good place and go to consult. As soon as I arrived at the door, I found several big characters "Please don't enter the underworld!" I smiled. This hotel is thoughtful and should be safe. So let your guard down and stay in this hotel. Just after gay friends undressed, a group of people asked us to pay the bill. Drag it out if you don't return it, and you will suddenly realize! Shit, you can't put a comma on the note at the door!

3. In an engineering college, a sophomore snuggled in the arms of a junior and asked, "Why do freshmen dislike me?" The junior stroked the head of the sophomore and said, "Little fool, they still like women!" " "

4. A person is going to become a monk. The abbot made a condition: hang a bell on the naked JJ, and the bell won't ring when you see a beautiful woman. He did it. The abbot invited beautiful women, and the bell rang loudly. Male anger: I don't believe that the monks in the temple are silent. The abbot invited all the monks in the temple to hang bells. When the beauty came out again, sure enough, only this man's bell rang loudly. The man was ashamed. The bell fell to the ground and bent down to pick it up. The bell rang behind him! Please raise your hand if you understand.

Chapter 2: Humorous jokes about the whole person 1. A meteor flashed in the night sky, and I immediately made a wish, hoping that you could become more beautiful. Who knows, just after making a wish, the meteor came back and said to me, big sister! It really embarrassed me, didn't it? !

I'll tell you another joke about ants and elephants: ants and elephants get married, and then elephants die. The ant cried and said, honey, after you died, I spent the rest of my life digging graves. MM: (deadpan) Is this ant a male or a female? GG: Male. MM: Poor elephant ...

3. Guest A: Are your peppers spicy? Vendor: Don't worry about keeping it spicy! A: forget it then. I can't eat anything too spicy. Vendor: ... Customer B: Are your peppers spicy? Vendor: Don't worry if it's not spicy! B: What kind of pepper is not spicy? No. Vendor: ... Customer C: Are your peppers spicy? Vendor: I don't know ... C: I don't know anything about myself, you psycho. Supplier: ...

In the street, a couple are quarreling. The girl said to the boy, "Let's break up!" After a long silence, the boy asked, "Can I have the last word?" "Go, mother-in-law." "I can program ..." "What's the use of programming? Now people everywhere can program! " The boy blushed and said, "I can program … I will become … the angel you love in fairy tales …" "

Chapter 3: Humorous jokes of practical jokes 1. I went on a blind date yesterday and took my friends to be brave. As a result, this product took a fancy to my friend and called me for nearly two hours at night. When I wanted to hang up, this guy was busy asking, what's your friend's phone number? Qq is also ok. I'm sorry you called me sister.

When I saw the lighter burning my nose, I also said that it was by no means a grave robber-Brother Sad-LZ was sitting in the last row in junior high school. Take a lighter when you are idle in class and listen to the voice of venting in your ear. How careless of me! That's right, I got it! Damn it, the point is that the hair is burned! ! Fortunately, lz's deskmate reacted quickly, and a set of serial palms went out. Can you imagine the hilarious laughter after the incredible silence?

I went to Oktoberfest on Valentine's Day yesterday, and there was a performance in every wine shed. When I entered a house, I heard the host ask, and a man raised his hand excitedly on Valentine's Day. Suddenly, a tenor came in the dark crowd and asked if it was okay to take someone else's wife. The host smiled awkwardly and said, OK. As a result, the scene became lively and almost all the men raised their hands. . .

4. When I go to work in the morning and pass the T-junction of North Station, Gege …, a car turns from south to north, and an uncle rides a bicycle, about 70, and goes straight. My uncle's bike collided with a car and he fell down. The people in the passenger seat quickly came down to help the old man. The old man waved and said, Brother, this is my fault. I got up and patted the dirt on my pants and rode away. Suddenly I feel that Grandpa is so handsome, and I wish him happiness and peace in his later years.

5. Is there anyone like me who always felt different when he was a child? Every time I play mahjong, I will try my best to get a good hand behind her. Then I will scream: Why are you always patting me on the back? ! As a sister paper that I used for two years as a child, I was under great pressure.

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