What does it mean for a friend to say "I want to lose weight tomorrow" after dinner?

I have a friend. I always go to dinner with her. Then every time she finished eating, she looked at me with a satisfied face and said, I will start to lose weight tomorrow. I want to be as thin as lightning! ! ! (You would never think that this sentence became her exclusive mantra after eating every time! ! ! )

When I chose to believe what she said, I would respond to her: OK, let's set up a flag and start running every day. Let's lose weight together.

I made an appointment with her to go running at night. Before running 10 minutes, she began to clamor for a barbecue.

At the same time, my hand quickly took out a coupon for a barbecue shop in my pocket and said to me with a bright smile on my face: You can lose weight only when you are full! You see, this barbecue shop is newly opened, with great discount and many kinds of food. Let's have a try. I didn't resist the temptation, agreed and walked away.

After the barbecue, I had an unforgettable experience. My friend and I not only didn't lose weight, but also gained weight 10 kg! ! ! That's right, it's that hateful 10 Jin of fat (as mentioned above, when I saw the numbers, my heart collapsed extremely. )

Every time she dragged me to run with her in the name of losing weight, for about 10 minutes, the two of us began to eat and drink (if we can lose weight like this, I'm afraid God forbid), so I drugged myself on the grounds that I was not fat anyway, and I couldn't extricate myself from the paradise of food.

Now, I can still hear my friends tell me that I will start to lose weight after eating this meal! My monologue is: I believe you, ghost! ! ! Besides, I really seldom see their actual efforts. Every time I hear them say that, I think of my friends and that experience, and then I really want to laugh.

If you hear your friend say this sentence from time to time:' I will start to lose weight tomorrow', then she is probably joking with you at the moment. Don't believe it too much. And it tastes quite satisfying. Just listen to this kind of words, and don't expose her and let her brag, hahahaha.