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All the lines of Cai Ming's sketch "I've Disturbed You":

(Together): Start inspiring, 1….2….3….

Yue Yunpeng: Stop...stop...press...

Yue Yunpeng: Sister Iron Hammer, we are inspiring. What are you doing? We’re breaking up again. I’ll call you later, 3...

Hua Shao: You only live to find someone else

Yue Yunpeng: Yes

Hua Shao: So you live just for the draft?

Dapeng: Ah!

Hua Shao: You all listen to me. I will say it for the last time. We live to change the world.

Yue Yunpeng Dapeng: Change the world!

Hua Shao: Right? You must have ideals while living. The ideal is to have a house of your own, so I often tell everyone that what we recommend to everyone is: authentic and good real estate, authentic and good properties, we recommend to everyone, the real real estate leader, we sit in the CBD, (Dapeng: Oops) We’ll be at Tiananmen Square in forty minutes...

Yue Yunpeng: OK... OK... OK...

Hua Shao: I haven’t finished yet

Yue Yunpeng:: Okay

Dapeng: Brother will sell the house later, it’s time to sing our inspirational song

Hua Shao: Ah...yes, yes...let’s get ready

Yue Yunpeng: Wait (for a while) the old lady downstairs won’t come up again

Hua Shao: We can’t be afraid of her anymore

Yue Yunpeng: Hmm

Hua Shao: Sing loudly

Dapeng: OK... Prepare

(Sing together): I believe I am who I am, I believe in tomorrow

Yue Yunpeng: Sing, I believe I can reach out and touch the sky. Play, you are by my side... Oh my god, when was she by my side?

Hua Shao: Calm down

Cai? Ming: They are all alive

Together: Ah

Cai? Ming: You guys are so noisy today, it’s like high jumping in the toilet - too much (feces )!

Hua Shao: Go up

Yue Yunpeng: Why is it me again

Hua Shao: Go...quickly

Yue Yunpeng: Old lady...

Cai Ming: His face is so flat that he looks like a manhole cover

Yue Yunpeng: Didn’t you go racing today?

Cai Ming: I’m afraid I’ll press on your face again!

Cai Ming: Manhole cover.

Yue Yunpeng: Hey.

Cai Ming: Let me ask you, have you and your girlfriend, the electric drill, not broken up yet?

Yue Yunpeng: Who is called an electric drill? It sounds so ugly. My girlfriend’s name is a hammer.

Cai? Ming: I listen to you two calling each other downstairs every day to break up. You are going to live or die. I said you let people pedal once a day, and you pedal once a day. Your bicycle Ah...

Yue Yunpeng: Who kicked us, we are fine. Last night, I used 99 meatballs to put a heart downstairs for them!

Cai Ming: Was she moved?

Yue Yunpeng: She didn’t see it, but the dog in their community did!

Cai Ming: Oh, I understand, your heart was eaten by a dog. !

Yue Yunpeng: There is no use trying to push me. We are fine. We are still wet together even if it rains. When I get home, I see that I am fine. Look at the hammer again...

Cai Ming: It's rusty

Yue Yunpeng: She...is sick, and I will take care of her. I gave her medicine, poured boiling water for her, burned myself, and shouted to her distressedly...

Cai Ming: It's okay...it's okay, you are not afraid of boiling water.

Yue Yunpeng: I will pull out your valve core.

Hua Shao: Hey, hey, what are you doing? Third child...come on...come on. (Dapeng: ah hey).Go on.Go on.

Dapeng: Auntie, what are you doing? What are you doing? Make him like this.

Cai Ming: Speak well.

Dapeng: What do you want!

Cai Ming: You are the most noisy among the three. You sing that song all day long. Can you make some noise?

Dapeng: No, my It is to practice dolphin sound. Do you know what dolphin sounds are?

Cai Ming: When you auditioned, what was the sound you made with your buttocks?

Dapeng: Let me tell you, don’t insult a future superstar, okay?

Cai Ming: You have no future. (Dapeng: I...) Your best result in the draft was that you entered 4,000 from 5,000, and you were nicknamed "Knockout Lang".

Dapeng: No... what is the elimination man? Who is the elimination man? I have a stage name.

Dapeng: Do you know Mayday?

Cai Ming: Yeah.

Dapeng: My name is June Snow.

Cai Ming: Ouch, I killed you unjustly!

Dapeng: I’m not wronged, I have fans now

Cai Ming: Isn’t it just the two of them

Dapeng: They don’t deserve it , I have a fan club. I am a fan of June Snow, and my name also has the character for snow in it, called Xue.

Cai Ming: Schnauzer, a dog.

Cai Ming: Hey, manhole cover (Yue Yunpeng: Hey), did all his fans eat your meatballs?

Yue Yunpeng: You eat so much?

Hua Shao: Oh, stop making trouble!

Dapeng: Who is eating your balls? My fans are not called Schnauzers. My fan’s name is Xue (Xue) Shuan

Cai Ming: Ah!

Dapeng: It symbolizes that my June Snow and their hearts are tightly tied together, so it is called Snow (Blood) Thrust.

Cai Ming: Oops, what kind of crowd do your fans have to be?

Dapeng: I don’t allow you to say that about my fans, they are so good to me. You see, they all gave me gifts.

Cai Ming: Garlic, (Dapeng: Ah), what does it mean?

Dapeng: It symbolizes that they like me, like garlic, with a white appearance and a hot typhoon at the end.

Cai Ming: You think too much. They mean to let you forget it.

Dapeng: Brother, peel some garlic cloves and disinfect the old lady’s mouth.

Yue Yunpeng: No...no...no, Hua Shao: Hey, go and see me,

Yue Yunpeng: Too tempered

Hua Shao : Oops, hehehe. Old lady, you have opinions about us, I understand. As for us, we often encourage you upstairs, but you find it noisy. But that's because we have a belief. We believe that if you have a dream, you should speak it out loud. We believe: ideals guide the course in life, provide us with motivation to move forward, and show us the direction to move forward...

Cai Ming: Stop, stop, can you speak slower? That mouth of yours was rented, are you in a hurry to return it?

Hua Shao: I...I...Okay...Okay...Okay, just slow down. Old lady, we are all people with ideals. We believe that as long as we aim in the ideal direction, with firm confidence and outstanding efforts. We rush... rush... rush... rush... rush, and if we keep rushing, we will become. . .

Cai Ming: Toilet.

Hua Shao: The winner! Old lady, you have no friends if you chat like this.

(Master Hua is anxious) Old lady, you. . . (Hey, Dapeng, Yue Yunpeng grabbed Hua Shao)

Cai Ming: It’s not that you are not allowed to sing. You can sing, but don’t make a sound!

Yue Yunpeng (making silent singing gestures): Brother, I tried, but it doesn’t work!

Hua Shao: Let me try it with you. Old lady, this is too difficult for us.

Cai Ming: How about you wait until I go out for a walk before singing?

Yue Yunpeng: When will you take a walk?

Cai Ming: I don’t walk.

Ouch (Hua Shao)? Oops (Dapeng)... Oh my God (Xue Yunpeng)? (Dapeng) I said the old lady...

Dapeng: Let's do it Stop nagging her and let’s use our ultimate move. Sing Run to her.

(Three people said together) OK! (Start singing together) I believe that I am who I am, I believe in tomorrow, I believe that I can touch the sky with my hand, and you are by my side. . . (Yue Yunpeng took out his cell phone) Stop! Press..Hmm

Yue Yunpeng: Sister Iron Hammer, what are you doing? We’re breaking up again. Who will wash your clothes and cook for you after you break up? I will agree to all your conditions, but you also need money, and it will cost you more than 10,000 yuan to make clothes. Oh, two yuan each!

Cai Ming: Two yuan, four yuan, six yuan, eight yuan, ten yuan, twelve yuan. . . This is a face growing on the mole!

Xue Yunpeng: Hush. . Sister Iron Hammer, you need to grow your hair. Didn’t we plant it once last year? All dead. It's okay, I still have a circle of curly hair, which is also very charming.

Cai Ming: A circle of curly hair?. Monk Sha? (Cai Ming) Come in, come in. . . . (Xue Yunpeng chases Cai Ming) Go!

Xue Yunpeng: Hammer, there are no women. It's an old lady next door to us, really, really an old lady. Why don't you believe this? I asked her to prove it for me.

Yue Yunpeng: Please prove to me that you are not a woman!

Cai Ming: Hello, I am his mother-in-law.

Yue Yunpeng: Hammer, Hammer, she is joking with you, Hammer, really, she is a joker. I'll ask her to prove it for me again. Can you prove it to me again? It's a big deal and it's not my mother-in-law. Please!

Cai Ming: Dad, where are you going!

(Three people sighed) Hey, (Yue Yunpeng) let me die!

Yue Yunpeng: Hammer? Hammer. . . . . . (Master Hua) Alas. . . . no! (Dapeng)

Dapeng: Why do you think you always attack him?

Cai Ming: Then I will attack you. Eliminated Lang, please change your ideal. As for your singing voice, I don’t think you would be able to make it into the top three if two people participated in the competition.

Dapeng: No, do you think the current audition is about singing?

Cai Ming: What is the comparison?

Dapeng: The comparison is miserable, ah (Hua Shao), I am so miserable. I have so many stories.

Hua Shao: Oh, yes, yes, come on, tell the old lady something. This student, now is the most critical time. Do you have anything to say to the instructor? Give the instructor a hard time? Come on

Dapeng: Judge instructor, I’m sick!

Cai Ming: I can see it.

Dapeng: I had a serious car accident and suffered powder fractures all over my body.

Cai Ming: Powder? Then you are a scumbag.

Dapeng: I am a human being... Hey, hey, why did this bring about a return? (Master Hua turned Cai Ming’s wheelchair)

Master Hua: Old lady, this student is quite good. Let's listen to another story.

Hua Shao: (Hua Shao turned Cai Ming’s wheelchair back) Let’s give the instructor another chance!

Dapeng: Teacher judge, do you think I am healthy?

Cai Ming: No!

Dapeng: That’s right. I have been frail since I was a child because I was a premature baby, born more than nine months prematurely.

Cai Ming: Baby, you are not pregnant!

Dapeng: I didn’t... Hey, judge teacher, stop changing, I still have many diseases. I'll make up another one for you.

Hua Shao: Shh, you always said that you can choose to be sick? Look at me.

Hua Shao: Judge teacher! I'm not sick!

Cai Ming: I don’t believe it! (Haha) Dapeng laughed out loud

Hua Shao: Teacher judge, don’t hit me all the time. Because I sell my house, I always have a bunch of keys in my waist. I was thinking, when can I have one of my own?

Cai Ming: You deserve one.

Master Hua: I can’t swallow this breath.

Cai Ming: When do you plan to die?

Hua Shao: You, you, you... I will succeed sooner or later, hum. When I have money, I will buy a big house of 80 square meters.

The three of us live together, each with thirty square meters, huh.

Cai Ming: This is not enough.

Master Hua: Yes, yes, that’s an extra ten square meters. Then I will honor you and let you live there, ah!

Cai Ming: Where is the excess?

Hua Shao: Why aren’t there more? Think about it, isn’t the house 80 square meters? The three of us are 30 square meters each, isn’t it 90 square meters? Ninety minus eighty, is there ten more square meters? I'll give you a stay, okay, ah, haha.

Cai Ming: My child, your degree is in prenatal education.

Hua Shao: Hey, why is this prenatal education? Just listen to me and let me calculate it for you... Look...

Yue Yunpeng: Forget it! Be your mistress, goodbye!...I was kicked...it's okay, there is no grass anywhere in the world, why bother with an unrequited love.

Cai Ming: You are not an umbrella, so don’t hold on to it.

Yue Yunpeng: Hammer! Oops, the third child...the third child...get up...get up...

Yue Yunpeng: I have been chasing the hammer for ten years, ten years...

Cai Ming: Alas, you really have spent ten years sharpening your sword (bitch).

Yue Yunpeng: Old lady, why do you keep pouring salt on our wounds?

Cai Ming: Would you like to add some cumin?

Yue Yunpeng: Oh my god, brother, let’s dismantle her wheelchair.

Hua Shao: What are you doing? We are not afraid of failure. She can't defeat us. Aren't you just being kicked? It's okay, we'll find it for you again.

Dapeng: Yes, let’s find someone who doesn’t ask for money from you.

Hua Shao: I like to do housework.

Dapeng: Good figure.

Hua Shao: The hairy one.

Yue Yunpeng: Is this easy to find?

Cai Ming: Easy to find, feather duster.

Hua Shao: Second child, (Dapeng), keep singing, ah! (Dapeng um), remember! You always have two snow clots.

Yue Yunpeng: Yes, Xue (blood) thrombus will be with you forever.

Cai Ming: Oh, this story is the worst.

Dapeng: Brother, you will definitely have a house of your own.

Yue Yunpeng: One set is not enough, two sets!

Dapeng: Three sets!

Yue Yunpeng: Four sets!

Dapeng: Five sets!

Cai Ming: Five sets! Sports channel! (The three brothers shouted together) Good brothers!

Hua Shao: Okay, it’s almost time. Go ahead and take out all your luggage. Let’s go...

Cai Ming: Get your luggage? Where are you going?

Master Hua: Old lady, to be honest with you, we are leaving today.

Cai Ming: Where are we going?

Dapeng: Alas, the rent has increased. It has increased several times this year. We really can’t afford it anymore and have to go back to our hometown.

Yue Yunpeng: I've caused you trouble in the past two years, I'm sorry...

Hua Shao: Actually, today is the last time for the three of us to encourage each other together. I'm sorry for bothering you...

Dapeng: I'm sorry...

Yue Yunpeng: I'm sorry...

Sun Tzu: Mani...Mani...Mani...Moving company I've been waiting down there for a long time, why haven't I left yet? The landlord is here, packed up, let’s go now.

Cai Ming: Grandson, you dare to raise the rent. (Three people) Shhh, don’t curse, this is...

Mu Xuefeng: Grandma, why are you up here, grandma...

Dapeng: Huh? He is such a grandson.

Cai Ming: You want to raise the rent. Are you short of money?

Mu Xuefeng: Didn’t you encounter something recently?

Cai Ming: What trouble did you get into again?

Mu Xuefeng: My best friend has a girlfriend

Cai Ming: What does it have to do with you?

Mu Xuefeng: Mine.

Cai Ming: Could you stop being so helpful?

Cai Ming: Let me ask you, who do you plan to rent this house to?

Mu Xuefeng: Rented to a collector. Just put some walnuts here, dry some gourds, etc. It's very clean.

Cai Ming: Gourd? Ah (Mu Xuefeng) It’s so pure. You said you wouldn't come back to see me for a year. Although these three children live here, they are a bit noisy. But I can come up and have cordial and friendly conversations with them every now and then... It's like having someone to talk to with me. You'd better do it. If you want to buy me a house full of gourds, you think I'm a snake spirit! You...are you going to blast them away? You're here for me, give them a try.

Mu Xuefeng: Grandma, I am your grandson. Why are you facing the three of them like this?

Cai Ming: Look at you, then look at others. Why is he working so hard to sell his house? He just wants to have his own home. Why does he work so hard to sing? Doesn't he just want his parents to live a good life? Why does he like that hammer so much? Why? ! (Yue Yunpeng cries) You are all about the same age. You are a grandson, and others are also grandsons. They are all grandsons as well. How come your grandson is such a grandson! ! !

Mu Xuefeng: Grandma, don’t be angry. I know I was wrong. I'll let the moving company go now, don't be angry. (Yue Yunpeng) Old lady... (Dapeng) What old lady? Call me grandma! Together: Grandma, thank you.

Cai Ming: No thanks, the three of you will live here in a down-to-earth manner. When is the rent due and when is it paid?

Master Hua: Grandma, give it to us when we realize our ideal.

Cai Ming: Then don’t give it.

Hua Shao: Huh?

Cai Ming: Just kidding, your ideals will definitely come true. Why are you standing there in a daze? Let’s get on with the motivation. Why! (Three people together)

Dapeng: Flying into the sky, side by side with the sun, the world is waiting for me to change.

Hua Shao: I am never afraid of others seeing my dreams, and I can achieve them here.

Yue Yunpeng: Laughing loudly makes you and I side by side, and there is no limit to joy.

Cai Ming: Put aside your worries and stride forward bravely. I am sitting in the middle of the stage. (Chorus) I believe that I am who I am, I believe in tomorrow, I believe that I can touch the sky with my hand. With you by my side, life is fresher and every moment is wonderful. I do believe

Cai Ming , born in Beijing on October 21, 1961, is a famous performing artist and a national first-class actor. ?

In 1973, she was selected by director Xie Tieli to play the role of childhood Haixia in the film "Haixia".

In 1980, he participated in the movie "Passengers in Handcuffs".

In 1990, Cai Ming's first sketch "Pranit's Long Hair" co-starred with Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao, and appeared on Beijing TV.

At the 1991 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Cai Ming and Gong Hanlin collaborated to perform the sketch "Strangers". ?

In 2000, she played the role of Sister Ma in the TV series "Sister Ma, the Idle Man" and won the honorary title of People's Favorite Film and Television Star of "China Popular Television".

From 1991 to 2017, Cai Ming performed sketches in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 26 times; from 2012 to 2014, Cai Ming sang songs in the CCTV Lantern Festival Gala three times in a row. ?

In 2014, Cai Ming served as a judge for "Outstanding Chinese", cheering for the Chinese people to realize the Chinese dream.

In February 2018, he starred in the 2018 CCTV Spring Festival Gala skit "Learning to Drive".

"I've Disturbed You" is a sketch performed by Cai Ming, Dapeng, Yue Yunpeng, Hua Shao, and Mu Xuefeng in the 2014 CCTV Spring Festival Gala. The sketch uses the disturbance caused by young tenants as an entry point to reflect the problems of empty-nesters in modern society.

Performer

Cai Ming

Cai Ming, female, Hui nationality, born on October 21, 1961, is a famous Chinese sketch actor, film and television actor, and national first-class actor. When she was young, she was an actor in the Galaxy Youth Choir of China Central Television. After graduating from junior high school, Cai Ming joined the Beijing Film Studio Actors Troupe.

In 1973, she was selected by director Xie Tieli to play the role of childhood Haixia in the film "Haixia". Because of her real and natural performance, she was loved by the audience.

Cai Ming is a sketch actor who has participated in many CCTV Spring Festival Galas. He was awarded the honorary title of People's Favorite Film and Television Star by "China Popular Television" in 2000.

Dapeng

Dong Chengpeng, also known as Dapeng, is an actor, host, musician, and the 53rd disciple of Zhao Benshan. Graduated from Jilin Jianzhu University. Host of the talk show "Dapeng's Bar", director and star of Sohu Video's self-produced drama "Dose Man".

As a lover of music, he once formed the "Qualified Band" and "Sky Band" and served as guitarist and lead singer. He published "Autumn is the Season for Breaking Up" and "Bad Love Song" ("Diaosi"). "Men" episode) and other singles, and wrote songs for artists such as Zhou Bichang, and once hosted "Star Online". On December 16, 2013, he officially released his new book: "Laughing Out Loud on Difficult Days". ?

Yue Yunpeng

Yue Yunpeng loves the art of cross talk. In 2004, he studied with teacher Guo Degang, focusing on cross talk, Taiping lyrics, and bamboo board calligraphy. Able to sing dozens of repertoire, he is one of the few Taiping lyrics actors today. In 2011, he starred in the comedy movie "It's Just a Kidding".

Hua Shao

Hua Shao, formerly known as Hu Qiaohua, is the host of Zhejiang Satellite TV and is known as "the first brother of Zhejiang Satellite TV". His personal hosting style is witty and humorous, and he has strong on-site adaptability.

The programs hosted include "The Voice of China", "China Dream Show", "I Love Memorizing Lyrics", "Boys and Girls", "Entertainment Stars", "I am the Grand Judge", "Mai Ba" "Heroes", "Love to Sing and You Will Win", "Sweet Food", etc., and served as producer and host of programs such as "Ace: Impossible", "National Oscars", "Hua Shao Loves Reading", and joint Internet portals Hosted and created a high-end celebrity talk show "Big Names Are Here".

Mu Xuefeng

Mu Xuefeng is the drama director, screenwriter and actor of CCTV’s smart cultural program “Thank God You’re Here”. His works include the drama "I'm Waiting for You in Heaven", the movie "Father's Flag", the sketches "Jump If You Want", "I'm Disturbing You", etc. ?

The theme song of the sketch "I Believe":

"I Believe" was composed and arranged by Chen Guohua, lyrics were written by Liu Yurui, and sung by Yang Pei'an. It was included in the album released in May 2006 It is included in Yang Pei'an's first solo album "Yang Pei'an - Me at 2:30 Midnight" on the 26th.

In 2006, "I Believe" was broadcast on TV as a commercial song for Taiwan Beer, making Yang Pei'an's name officially appear in the music scene. Because of the youthful inspirational theme of "I Believe", the song has been selected as the ending theme of the Taiwan TV series "Recruit Diary", eight CCTV military youth inspirational idol dramas "The Fifth Space" and eight CCTV youth inspirational dramas "Graduation". Moment" theme song?.

Song lyrics

I want to fly up to the sky and side by side with the sun

The world is waiting for me to change

Never be afraid of others when I want to dream See

I can achieve it here

Laugh loudly and let you and me side by side

Where can’t there be endless joy

Put aside your worries Stride forward bravely

I stand in the middle of the stage

I believe that I am who I am and I believe in tomorrow

I believe that youth has no horizon

On the beach at sunset and on the busy streets

They are all the most beautiful paradise in my heart

I believe in freedom and freedom, I believe in hope

I believe in reaching out Can touch the sky

Having you by my side makes life more fresh

Every moment is wonderful I do believe

I want to fly to the sky and stand side by side with the sun

The world is waiting for me to change

I am never afraid of others seeing my dreams

I can realize them here

Laugh loudly and let You and I side by side

Where can’t we have unlimited joy

Put aside your worries and stride forward bravely

I am standing in the middle of the stage

I believe that I am me, I believe in tomorrow

I believe that youth has no horizon

On the seaside at sunset and on the busy street

They are all the most beautiful in my heart Paradise

I believe in freedom, I believe in hope

I believe that I can touch the sky with my hand

Having you by my side makes life more fresh

Every moment is wonderful I do believe

I believe (I am who I am)

I believe (free and at ease)

I believe (I believe I believe)

I do believe

I believe that I am me I believe in tomorrow

I believe that youth has no horizon

At sunset The seaside and the busy streets are the most beautiful paradise in my heart

I believe in freedom and freedom, I believe in hope

I believe that I can touch the sky with my hand

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Having you by my side makes life more fresh

Every moment is wonderful I do believe?

Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia - Cai Ming

Reference material: Baidu Encyclopedia-"I Believe"