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Ask Chongqing to talk as much as possible!
People go to the light, birds fly to the light.
Companions are detestable.
People are different, and the flowers are a little red.
Be lazy, hurry up and eat a big bowl.
Man is iron, rice is steel, and two bowls are unpalatable.
When the weather is good, it will gradually form a rainy place, and when you are young, think of an old route.
Take an umbrella on a sunny day, and the museum will lead the way with food.
A nail and an eye.
A good hand is hard to get four or two.
You can't eat a big fat man in one bite.
There is a door in the door and a door in the road.
The human heart is hard to touch, and the fish is hard to promote.
If you turn yourself into a donkey, don't complain about others riding you.
Cattle can't kill lice, and mountains can't stop the sun.
Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain.
It takes two people to defeat.
Many people are good at farming, but few people are good at Chinese New Year.
You can't catch two fish in one hand, but you can't read two lines at a time.
Rice grains make baskets, and dripping water makes rivers.
Water will melt the stone, but the fish will rot and stab out.
Three points of interest is enough to eat, and seven points of interest is hungry.
It rains when it's yellow, and no one gets sick when it's yellow.
Don't be husband and wife, as long as they discuss more.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Steal oil when you are young, and steal cattle when you grow up.
If you are not poor in food and clothing, you will not be poor in life.
Good horses don't eat grass, and good bees don't pick flowers.
Far water quenches near thirst, and distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.
A nest of gold and silver is not as good as one's own "kennel".
The sea of misery is boundless, and turning back is the shore.
It's no use doing it when it's cold and urgent.
Losing money is just for Qian Qi.
Fame and wealth are not as good as accumulated virtue, and sitting around is not as good as reading. Good does not bully, and evil does not fear.
Soft is afraid of hard, hard is afraid of death.
Usually willing to help, someone will help you in case of emergency.
Cold dishes and cold rice taste bad, and cold words are ugly.
He who knows right and wrong is also right and wrong.
People can't talk to each other and the sea water can't be measured.
Han, the hero, will be killed immediately, and drowning in the river will also make people drown.
Touch asphalt and you will be defiled.
The strong have stronger hands, and the wicked have their own gains.
Mouth is the foot of rivers and roads.
Stealing money, in the blink of an eye; Money, a cigarette, business money, two or three days;
The adopted son doesn't remember the woman who drinks without her.
The family's diet is fragrant, but the husband's family's diet is long.
Don't expose your money, wash your dirty linen in public.
Tang jiatuo who lost everything.
When I was young, my husband and wife always accompanied me, but I didn't see a scream for three days.
Finance is tight and officials are tight.
Cigarettes-pass, talk kindly,
When it comes to chopsticks, the problem is solved.
At the end of the glass, the policy is loose.
The leader said that he was out of breath when he ran below.
What a city in Chongqing, the mountains are high and the roads are uneven; Stuttering two rivers, recognizing money and denying people.
189, sit down and defend; In 2 123, chickens crowed on the moon.
Forty-five, unearthed at both ends.
Long summer branches shake the wind, and wheat is fished out of the mud.
Cold dew and early frost, beans and wheat go uphill.
The sun goes through circles, and it will rain tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
The sun is dizzy in the Yangtze River, and the moon is dizzy and withered.
There are fish scales in the sky, so you don't have to turn the sun.
Clouds are hooked in the sky, and there is no rain and no wind.
The sunlight reflected in and flooded the kitchen.
Fog goes up the mountain, not on the ground. The fog went down and there was more sun.
When the birds rush, the roads pile up.
After the thunder, the flat dam planted beans; Before the thunder, mountains and rivers filled the fields.
Planting melons in Qingming, pulling boats by car.
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