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In the final finale, the Warriors and Hungry Dragons lived a happy life.
As all fairy tales say, the brave will kill dragons.
But when I finally found the skinny dragon with great difficulty, I couldn't do it.
Without raising his eyelids, the dragon grinds his claws and asks, "Are you brave? Why don't you do it? "
I took back my sword and said, "I have nothing against you ... and you are so thin. Even if I beat you, it will be invincible."
the dragon raised his eyelids.
it looks at me with golden vertical pupils.
this is the first time that I have been watched by a dragon since I was so big.
suddenly, the dragon's huge belly made a gurgling sound.
I stared at it.
the scene was once very embarrassing.
It winced shyly and explained, "I, I, I ... I don't want to eat you!"
I burst out laughing.
"Are you the only one who still hates dragons?" I smiled and said, "I think you are a hungry dragon!" "
The hungry dragon curled up like a cat, complaining, "What are you laughing at? Come and have a fight!"
I laughed: "Wait until you have a full meal!"
-2-
Hungry Dragon finally ate a lot of watermelons.
I leaned against the hungry dragon's paw and chewed watermelon. "I didn't expect you dragons to eat watermelon. I thought you all ate princesses."
The hungry dragon grunted and swallowed a watermelon raw, and almost didn't choke, so he hurriedly said to me, "No dragon has ever eaten a princess!"
I watched it look stupid, angry and funny, and said, "finish your watermelon first!" "
So it took the Hungry Dragon a long time to finally swallow the watermelon.
It said hurriedly, "We don't eat princesses! Eating the princess by dragons is just like Guangdong people eating Fujian people. It is a rumor! "
I shrugged my shoulders, threw away half a watermelon I hadn't finished eating, and stretched comfortably.
"I know, I know, that's why I won't hit you."
The hungry dragon let out a "grunt" from his nose.
It says, "But you can't beat me."
I laughed: "It's no use challenging me. I am a brave man who knows right from wrong. I can see that you are a good dragon. "
The hungry dragon screamed and opened its jaws at me, which made me jump.
"how could you! The first time I met you, you sent me a dragon card! "
I look at this dragon.
strange.
this is different from what I heard.
It is said in fairy tales that the dragon's eyes are red, its teeth are uneven and its breath stinks.
But this dragon has beautiful golden vertical pupils, neat white teeth, and a good smell with the sweet taste of watermelon.
it's so cute!
-3-
I had a long chat with Hungry Dragon.
It is a lonely dragon, just as I am a lonely brave.
it loves watermelon, just as I love watermelon.
the so-called hit it off at first sight, that's all.
when I found that I had talked for a long time, the bright yellow moon had already shone on the earth.
I stood up and said to the hungry dragon, "It's too late, I have to go back."
Hungry dragon hit it and hit it in the mouth before saying, "Ok, ok, come and visit me tomorrow."
I nodded.
After a sigh, I said to it shyly, "Well ... can you give me a dragon symbol? For example, Long Lin and the like ... Otherwise, after I go back, it is not good to explain to the villagers. "
Hungry Dragon was stunned at first, and then said generously, "Of course!"
it "ouch" pulled off a scale and handed it to me.
There is a bright red scale on the fleshy paw.
I just looked at this shiny scale, and I felt a little dull.
Hungry Dragon saw me motionless and said, "Please take good care of my scales, please."
Moonlight, like water, shines gently on the hungry Long Lin.
I took a deep breath and finally took this piece of Long Lin and nodded: "Don't worry! I will take good care of it. "
Hungry Dragon smiled shyly, which was mixed with the delicious watermelon flavor. —? 4? —?
by moonlight, I returned to the village alone.
the village is brightly lit and bustling, which is completely unlike the quiet appearance at ordinary nights.
when I took a closer look, I found that there were quite a few uniformed soldiers in the village.
Among them, a man who looked like a sergeant saw me, glanced at my sword quickly and smiled.
"Finally, there is one who can fight."
so he said, leading a group of soldiers to lean towards me.
The village head stood up and explained, "This is the most brave man in our village. Speaking of it, he went to slaughter dragons today."
"Oh ~" The petty officer gave a sound of "Oh", then looked me up and down. "We just lack the ability to kill dragons. Come here and come with us."
I opened my mouth wide and looked at the village head for help.
the village chief deliberately ignored me.
in an instant, I understood.
instead of letting other people in the village be taken as coolies, it is better to let me, a person with no sense of existence, go.
I had to explain, "But I really can't kill dragons ..."
Before saying anything, the sergeant burst out laughing, "Can't kill dragons? Then tell me, where did this Long Lin come from? "
I was surprised.
Only then did I notice that the Long Lin on my chest was already in the hands of the sergeant.
I lowered my head and said in a low voice, "It's very impolite to take other people's things without permission."
The sergeant and the soldiers laughed together, laughing their heads off: "Come back to the palace with us, and I will give you back this Long Lin."
I was shaking all over.
This is Long Lin that Hungry Dragon asked me to take good care of.
I only dare to warm it carefully on my chest myself. How dare you be so presumptuous?
A stream of blood poured into my brain, which made me feel hot all over. At this moment, the moon, the village chief and the sergeant all disappeared.
I only have that piece of Long Lin in my eyes.
"You want to rebel? !”
suddenly, a shout was like a blow to the head, which made me wake up with a shock.
I just found out that the sword in the scabbard has been in my hand for some time.
The petty officers and the soldiers also drew their knives at me, with hostile faces.
I suddenly sighed.
the whole body's blood cooled down with this breath.
I said, "ok. I will go back to the palace with you. "
-5-
travel all night.
at dawn, I finally came to the prosperous and magnificent king city from a quiet and remote village.
the sergeant led me into the palace.
"here, go in."
after that, he turned to leave.
I asked, "What about Long Lin?"
He smiled strangely: "What Long Lin? Why don't I know? "
on hearing this, I gritted my teeth unconsciously and glared.
The soldiers pushed me and drove me into the palace.
unable to resist, I finally looked back at the sergeant who looked like a joke.
line.
I remember your face.
the king explained the situation to me.
It turns out that, just like all fairy tales, the princess was really captured by the dragon.
when the king said "dragon", his eyes became fierce.
But my mind is occupied by the gentle "hungry dragon".
The king said, I hope I can kill the dragon and save the princess.
I asked about the remuneration?
The king seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the whole world, and he burst into laughter and asked, "Ha ha ha! It's the highest honor for you to work for the king. What else do you want? Do you still want me to betroth the princess to you? "
everyone in the temple should be with the king, laughing constantly.
I just feel harsh.
frowned, and I said coldly, "The sergeant who brought me here took away a scale that is of great significance to me ... I hope I can get that scale back."
The king nodded thoughtfully and replied, "OK. Then you see, when did you go out of town and kill the dragon? "
I said, "Let's do it today. I promised someone that I would play with him today. "
it's actually a dragon.
—7—
I broke into the Dragon Cave alone.
Thousands of gold coins are piled up into mountains, and countless gems and pearls are scattered among them.
and the princess is sitting on this golden hill with her hair in long hair.
I drew my sword and shouted, "Princess! I am a brave man, and I have come to rescue you on the orders of the king! "
at this moment, a monster slowly emerged in the shadow.
I squinted and saw a black dragon.
There are no golden eyes, no neat white teeth, and no good breath.
its ugly appearance, as described in fairy tales, is horrible and disgusting.
when facing the enemy, a real brave man doesn't talk nonsense.
so I didn't say anything, so I jumped at the sleepy dragon.
Sword after sword is chopped on Long Lin, which only sparks the stars, but it can't hurt its bones and muscles at all.
It suddenly occurred to me that the guy named Hungry Dragon once said to me, "But you can't beat me."
in this way, it didn't lie to me.
dragons are really tough.
then again, if it is easy to deal with, how can the king summon brave people all over the country to slaughter dragons?
when the dragon's paw hit me in mid-air, I realized that I was distracted at such a critical battle moment.
it's all because that bastard is hungry!
-8-
plop, I hit the rock heavily.
the shock made my insides roll.
In dizziness, the dragon approached step by step, and every step made the ground tremble.
it sniffed.
"You smell like a dragon."
The princess stood by and cried out in surprise.
I resisted discomfort and retorted, "Your mouth smells fishy."
the dragon shook his head.
"I won't kill you."
so, I escaped from birth.
Leave the princess alone in the dragon cave.
actually, the princess is neither pretty nor gentle.
Then why is it that in fairy tales, the princess is always the object that princes and brave people compete to chase?
I don't understand.
This princess is not even one tenth as beautiful as that hungry dragon.
strange.
why do I think of that dragon again?
-9-
Before dark, I finally found the hungry dragon.
at dusk, its mountain-like back looks a little lonely.
I can't help laughing at the thought.
He told me last night that he was a lonely dragon. Since he was lonely, why should he talk about "looking lonely"?
I crept up to it and poked it in the back.
it's not responding.
I rolled my eyes and gave it a hard punch.
Hungry Dragon noticed me, turned around lazily and glanced at me.
Then he flapped his wings, turned over and said in surprise, "Brave! You are here at last! "
I smiled, leaned against its paw and lay down.
In the dark, the golden eyes of the hungry dragon are a little hazy.
it says, "I've been waiting for you for a long time. I thought you wouldn't come back. "
I touched its Long Lin to show comfort: "Don't worry, how can I break my promise?"
Hungry Dragon nodded vigorously.
Its huge head even brought out a gust of wind.
It added, "I have prepared a lot of watermelons. Let's eat together!"
I said, "Ha ha, ok."
It hesitated for a moment before saying, "I, I want to give you the first bite of this watermelon."
I looked up and looked into its eyes.
The evasive look of eyes is so cute that it is not like a dragon.
I said, "No."
I was lying on my paw, and I obviously felt it was stiff all over.
I added, "Of course I'll eat with you."
The hungry dragon gave a nice laugh, and his body was no longer stiff.
that day, we ate from dusk to night.
We talked from life to Longsheng.
no one has ever understood me like this.
-1-
I didn't go back to the village, but chose to sleep on the African.
I'm afraid that when I return to the village, the village chief will betray me to the kingdom again for the safety of the village.
and if I return to the kingdom, I will be criticized-as a brave man, I ran away without the princess in the face of the dragon?
there will be endless saliva and boos waiting for me.
This is the first time that I realized that maybe I really am not fit to be a brave man.
after all, I am such a coward.
—11—
When I woke up, the hungry dragon was still fast asleep.
I just found out that it used its wings as a quilt for me and covered me all night.
the early morning sun is beating on its scales, and it's incredibly warm.
I couldn't help reaching out and touching its head.
When the hungry dragon woke up from a deep sleep, he cocked his mouth and said to himself, "I'm hungry."
After squinting at me, it immediately opened its eyes again and said happily, "Good morning!" "
I couldn't help laughing and said, "Good morning!" "
Hungry Dragon and I just looked at each other and giggled for a long time.
-12-
Hungry Dragon asked, "Do you want me to take you to heaven to play?"
I said, "No! I am afraid of heights! "
Hungry Dragon sneered, "Thanks to your bravery, you don't even dare to go to heaven."
I said, "Actually, I can't be brave at all. I'm too weak. I've never killed a chicken since I was a child ... "
Hungry Dragon interrupted me:" In my eyes, you are the best brave man! "
I smiled wryly: "Take me to heaven if you want. There is no need to encourage me so deliberately."
The hungry dragon gave a "yeah" and let me climb on its back. Then it flapped its wings and soared.
The forests and rivers are getting smaller and smaller under my feet. Gradually, I can reach out and touch the clouds.
The wind blew in my ear, which lifted my skirt and touched my heartstrings.
I feel like a free bird. If only time could stay at this moment forever.
Hungry Dragon asked, "What's the matter? Are you still afraid of heights?"
I touched the back of its neck. In order to make it hear clearly, I replied loudly, "No, no!" "
Hungry Dragon smiled: "Look, I'll tell you.
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