Funny joke: You can wait for more than ten years, and when we have a daughter, it will be mine.

At the same time, I fell in love with a good buddy, a field and a sister from the same factory. One day, Atian took me out to drink until I was half drunk. He suddenly took my hand and said, brother, you know, I like May very much. I hope you can quit and help us. I won't let you quit for nothing. It can wait for more than ten years. How about being our son-in-law when we have a daughter? ...

Tang Priest went down to the clouds after returning to Chang 'an for Buddhist scriptures. The reporter asked: What do you think of the escort? Tang Priest was surprised: Is there an escort agency in Chang 'an? The next day, the reporter published "Tang Priest flew to Chang 'an and asked if there was an escort". The reporter asked Tang Priest: What do you think of escort? Tang Priest: Not interested! The next day, the reporter published in the newspaper, "Tang Yan has a high demand for night entertainment, but the local escort was given a cold shoulder. "The reporter asked Tang Yan, what do you think of the escort? Tang Priest was very angry: What escort, four escort and five escort? I don't know, the next day, the reporter published a newspaper that "three escorts are difficult to satisfy the Tang Priest, and only four escorts can satisfy the appetite". Later, the reporter asked Tang Yan, but Tang Yan didn't speak. The next day, the reporter published "Facing the escort problem, Tang Priest was speechless". The Tang Priest was furious and told reporters that if you scribble like this, I will sue you in court! The next day, the reporter published "Tang Priest's Anger as an Escort". In a rage, Tang Priest took the reporter to court. The media rushed to report that "the court will hear the case of Miss Tang Yan's escort", and Tang Yan crashed into the wall and died. After the death of Tang Priest, the media supplemented the report "Martyrdom for Escort: Tang Priest's Life".

If someone asks you to recommend a computer and says, "I don't play big games, just a graphics card", then you must remember to buy her the best graphics card to ensure that the masterpiece will run smoothly in the next two years. Otherwise, he will complain that your suggestion is poor.

A person smokes, smoking for more than 20 years, one or two packs a day, and can't quit. One day, after eating and drinking at a party, I just left the hotel gate. As soon as the cold wind blows, I suddenly feel pain in the precordial area and have a sense of dying. He was sent to the hospital for ECG, Q wave and ST segment elevation, and was diagnosed as acute myocardial infarction. I put two brackets. The doctor advised him to quit smoking+lose weight+relax+avoid overwork, and said that if he didn't quit smoking, he might die next time! If you really can't quit, you can take your time and smoke one every day after meals. Two months later, he went to see a doctor again. After examination, the doctor found that he had gained ten kilograms and asked, "What's the matter?" "Maybe it's because I eat too many times every day and eat irregularly. In order to follow your suggestion of smoking a cigarette after dinner ..."

Xiao Zhang told me that his girlfriend was too sensitive and unreasonable. Me: What can I say? Xiao Zhang: I went to Chongqing on business yesterday. I had a meal with my colleagues on business trip in the evening. I posted a photo of a dish in a circle of friends. After that, my girlfriend saw that she was making trouble with me all night, and insisted on video with me to see who was eating next to her. I think we are all colleagues who eat together. It's embarrassing to let my girlfriend order a video inspection post. Besides, as a girlfriend, there is no need to distrust me so much. Me: Well, colleagues have to verify that qio is not good when they eat together. What did your girlfriend say? It's not like I don't trust you for no reason after watching you make a disc. Do I have to check with your video? Xiao Zhang: Didn't I send a circle of friends to say that I had dinner? I ate Korean food. My girlfriend married me as soon as she saw it. Come on, is this an appointment? I said no, I was on a business trip and having dinner with my colleagues. Me: Well, what did your girlfriend say? Xiao Zhang: She told me, "Go to Chongqing on business, don't eat hot pot, eat smelly Korean food, and say there are no ghosts?" I am speechless. Tell me, is this unreasonable? Me: I think what your girlfriend said is quite reasonable. Xiao Zhang: .

Dabao is six years old and Bao Xiao is four years old. These two little guys always don't want to sleep at night. I always think singing is very nice and the voice is thick and deep, so I sing it to them every night, and the effect is good. They can fall asleep quickly, and I have more confidence in my singing skills. Until I heard Dabao whisper to Bao Xiao, "Hurry up and pretend to sleep, and he will stop singing." …