Request: Can you tell a short story of about one minute, it can be a joke, it can be inspirational, etc. It doesn’t need to be cliche...thanks

One day, the wolf wanted to eat three little pigs. Two of the three little pigs were at the door, and one was on the roof. Pig 1 and Pig 2 are at the door, and Pig 3 is on the roof. Who is the name of Pig 1, what is the name of Pig 2, and what is the name of Pig 3. So the great dialogue is gone. Wolf: Who are you? Pig 1: To Wolf: What? Pig 1: What's on the roof. Wolf: I asked you what your name is? Pig 1: Who am I calling? What’s on the roof! The wolf asked Pig 2 again: Who are you? Pig 2: Who am I not, who is he. Refer to Pig 1 Wolf: Do you know him? Pig 2: Yeah! Wolf: Who is he? Pig 2: Yes. Wolf: What? Pig 2: What’s on the roof! Wolf: Where? Pig 2: Where is I? Wolf: Who? Pig 2: Who is he? It also refers to killing pigs and wolves: How do I know? Pig 2: Who are you looking for? Wolf: What? Pig 2: Is he on the roof? Wolf: Where? Pig 2: It’s me. Wolf: Who? Pig 2: Who am I not, who is he. Wolf: Oh my God! Piggy 1·2: Oh my God, he is our father. Wolf: What, is it your father? Pig 2: No! The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed: Why? Piggy 1·2·3: Do you know our grandpa? Wolf: What? Pig 1: No, why is our grandfather? Wolf: Why? Pig 1: Yes! Wolf: What is it? Pig 1: No reason. Wolf: Who? Pig 1: Who am I? Wolf: Who are you? Pig 1: Yes, who am I? Wolf: What? Piggy 1·2: He is on the roof. ~~~~~~~